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@ThePitch: BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a Death Eater attack at the Puddlemere United v Montrose Magpies match. More details to come.
@ThePitch: At least five confirmed deaths so far. The injured are being taken to St Mungo's.
@ThePitch: The pitch in Puddletown has been completely destroyed. It's absolute chaos here.
@ThePitch: Tune in now to WWN for up to the minute updates live on location. -BS

@ThePitch: BREAKING UPDATES: Order of the Phoenix attacks, takes lives, gets Quidditch cancelled.
@ThePitch: Statements by Head of Games & Sport Lucius Malfoy point out true culprits.
@ThePitch: Please join us in a moment of silence for all the victims of this senseless vigilante violence.
@ThePitch: Afterwards, tune in to the WWN for a special discussion on what this means for our beloved game and why vigilantes have to ruin everything.

@OOTP: Why would we attack a Quidditch match? We were there to help. @deatheaters were there to harm.