DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

[TO] "Mon chou" "Dedalus" "Remus" "Tonks" "Hestia" (group text)

[1] Reports from a Knockturn party with a very eclectic guest list:
[2] In attendance were the usual Knockturn set (inc both the Borgin & Burke children), Bellatrix and Rabastan Lestrange, Noelle Zabini (who "really" isn't from Knockturn at all, actually!), that greasy haired Snatcher
[3] Birdie Proudfoot (the American Auror), that child writer, and the Malfoys, who I suspect will be burning everything they wore to the event thrice over once they return home.
[4] Fred and George were also there, which is why I'm not including Arthur and Molly in these hexts. George and I had a great time pretending we only distantly knew one another.
[5] There was a prize for ugliest sweater and another which was a coffin, and there appeared to be bets going on behind me about which guest would need it first.
[7] Lestrange and Zabini appear to be an item, which if rumours of past trends are anything to go by, I'm quite happy for her to end up doing us all a favour eventually. Although there was definitely some tension between the Malfoys and one of the White Wyvern barmaids.
[8] Proudfoot and I may have become friends of a sort???
[9] I have definitely become one of those women who hexts her husband while we're both in the same house.

@OOTP: Here are those names you asked for, @kettleburndp. These are sixteen muggleborns we rescued from Diagon Alley.

@OOTP: Arja Bull has one of the most recognisable voices on the WWN after Celestina Warbeck. She's been on popular WWN serials for years. She registered for the MRC and lost everything.

@OOTP: Elias Chadwick is a Healer. His entire life he's wanted to help people. He's tried to help the Wandless as much as he could, but the MRC took his wand from him.

@OOTP: Gerardo Flores emigrated from El Salvador when he was very young. At 11 he was invited to Hogwarts and Castelobruxo, but he picked Hogwarts because he used to really love it here.

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