Crown Plaza IC

Why is my sense of smell going nuts? And why am I having messed up sex dreams?

Whatever this is, I don't like it.

[rose]
uh, weird question... do you have wings?

I deeply wish this had happened to me two years ago. So many things would have gone so differently.

[Wilsons]
Alright, I need a crash course on what the fuck is happening to me because I'm pretty sure it's coming from one of you.

[Jinn, Clint Barton, Hank Anderson, Mike Enslin]
I'm good. It's cool. Nothing to see here.

I'm relatively certain that I've promised a few people that I would either make or introduce them to the wonder that is a perfectly cooked burger. Now, I prefer cheeseburgers, usually with fries and either a chocolate or strawberry shake, but I get that not everyone enjoys cheese.

That being said, if I were to offer a burger making or tasting session, who would be interested?

you think this place would at least let me get drunk, but nah.

[slade]
tell me the last thing you remember about me. and is it the reason why you've been avoiding me?

Is it customary for random items of import to just, uh, show up here? I only ask because either the Hotel is trolling me hard, or my vintage Underwood typewriter from home decided it wanted to be sitting on my bed, bold as brass, like it has a reason to be here.

who's the creep that taped my swords on the ceiling of my room?

out of curiosity, who is trying to figure out what the hell brought us here, or is that something we don't talk about?

WHO: Dick Grayson & Rose Wilson
WHEN: Valentine's Day
WHERE: Gym
WHAT: A little x-rated sparring.
WARNINGS: Sexual content


( i guess you have a nice butt )

I don't happen to owe anyone an apology, do I? Just covering my bases after the events of yesterday.

Is there a doctor here? I've got a problem.

never knew i needed one of these in my life.

[ attached is a selfie, taken with an outstretched arm so viewers are able to see her from head to toe. blatantly posing so everyone could see the strap-on she wore over her clothes. she's grinning out of pure amusement. [

anyone else get a goodie basket or am i just special?

I hope that everyone is having a good Valentine’s day and that you all know that someone loves and cares about you even if you can’t be with your partner.🤍

And whoever left a basket of dildos in my room isn’t as funny as they think they are.

Okay world, I see you and your sense of humor. I said I wanted to get far, far away from Riverdale, so I guess my 'wish' was granted? Who knows, maybe I can get some writing done here.

After I figure out where, exactly, here is.

Richie is gone and I'm gutted so I'mma just...

Valentine's Day is just around the corner and as your friendly neighborhood final girl, I feel it is my duty to remind you that it is the third most popular holiday for horror - right after Halloween and right before Walpurgisnacht. Though, honestly, in the era of slasher films you could probably bump all the Haxan rip-offs off the list and move Independence Day-themed horror a little higher.

Please remember not to accept candy from strangers and wrap it before you tap it.

I'mma go get my drink on now.

Who: Joseph and Rose Wilson
Where: The lobby
When: After Rose’s arrival
What: Working out their conflicting memories
Status: Closed and in progress
Warnings:Some references to violence and possibly more to come

( Which of us is the AU? )

Now that we're back in the hotel, I should let you all know that the patrol numbers fell by quite a bit recently, just before we ended up in 1919.

If you'd like to be added to the patrol please let me know. I like to keep a list of names of people who are on call or floaters, and that list is currently empty. Shifts are six hours long, in pairings, and are on a volunteer basis. I won't say no to fighters, magic-users, or shifters, but I would like to know a little of your background so I pair you with someone who has complementary skills, when possible. If you're under 18, I'll pair you with someone you know.

I'm also looking for regular sparring partners, and I offer up classes in melee fighting, hand-to-hand combat, defense, various martial arts, and shooting, for those who want it. If you don't know me, my name is Natasha Romanoff and I showed up the first day (along with several other people still here), roughly six months ago.


[Steve Rogers]

Anything new show up?

I think all of the extremely serious and very tactical snowball fights we had over the last week may have resulted in my getting a cold.

And I am not taking any of that 1919 cough syrup some of you guys absolutely brought back with you.

Okay, headcount. Did everybody make it back here safe and sound? And alive?

dick

what the hell happened?

Ignore this post.