Crown Plaza IC

WHO: Will Graham and Tandy
WHEN: 5/7 After This
WHERE: Lobby -> Docks
STATUS: In Progress
WARNINGS: TBD

(  Will shifted uncomfortably.  )

Apparently, boredom makes me do interesting things, like make a bunch of sausages from the assorted meats that were in the refrigerator. There's a good variety, mostly pork mixtures, but I did make a few out of the chicken and the rabbit, too.

Felt like I should contribute something.

I have never been fond of having a day at a friend's house only to find myself somewhere completely different.
I either lost time again or am hallucinating, neither are the best options.

Somehow I managed to get a room without knowing I did.
Can anyone tell me where here is?

Let's hope we don't get attacked by an oversized piñata.

Actually.

I hope we do.

[Jason]

Do you want to spar or something? Try to kick my ass. Whatever.

It seems that I've gone from one prison surrounded by water to another. At least this one has better amenities. Would anyone care to show me around?

It's really starting to feel like everyone who shows up here is just going to get sent home eventually. Or wherever.

For anyone who knew him, I think Jinn is gone.

Alright, so I just showed up and I thought I'd finally post this thing to see what's what.
Anything I need to know about? This place have any interesting attractions?

I'm going to rip the bandaid off and see what sticks:

X-Men?
SHIELD?
Avengers?

Any of those ring any bells?
Asking for a friend.

I need gauze and tape because the ghost in my room is an asshole.

Haven't seen my roommate since this morning. Going to assume she's dead.

Speaking of the dead: is this the work of the ghosts I've heard so much about?

[Matt Murdock]

You didn't tell me Stick was here. Or that he's alive.

So I'm stuck in the elevator. Help? Otherwise I'm going to start cutting through this box

As it has been exactly three hours since the portals closed, I’m sure everyone is bored or stoned.

I am also bored and stoned.

So if anyone would like to learn how to play piano or violin then I would be happy to teach you. If you have anything else with strings then I can help with that too but it would be on a bring your own instrument basis.

[Tandy, Amos, and Rose]
So the good news is that I discovered my computer can pick up a streaming service from home somehow.

And the bad news is that it’s Pureflix. 🙏 But I’ll let you use it if you want!

I got a lot of candy from candyland.   I accidentally got some of the trippy kind.  I don't want that after what Dan told me about our family.  So, I'm giving it away to anyone who does want it.  Just promise not to use your shine or other magic while using this candy.

Also, does anyone with shine or shine-ish magic want lessons on how to use it?

I need something to do, so for the next few hours I'll be making burgers to order. Meaning you pick the cheese, meat, doneness, and vegetation, and I'll cook it up for you.

I'll even make fries, with or without crack salt.

Bring your own drinks, though.

With the recent game of musical rooms, there is a chance someone mistook my door for another's. I have in my possession an object left outside room 308 this morning.

If you left it in error, send a message and I will return it. Or, if it was meant for J'mon, let me know.

[Yennefer]

At this rate, I will never repay the debt I owe you. Nevertheless, I have need of your expertise. Again.

It's not urgent.

people with insomnia, what do you do that gets you to sleep? everyone else, keep scrolling.

Since it's safe to venture outside again, anybody up for a swim?

It's probably freezing, we may die of hypothermia, but to be honest it's worth it if we can find out if there's a monster in the lake or not. I'm betting on yes, but I'm willing to be proved wrong.

Suit up, meet me at the docks at 1 PM.

If anyone wants my candy, I left it outside my door.

Alright. I owe a blanket apology to everyone, I think.
I really, really have to stop talking about things coming to murder us.

I'm sorry, I won't mention killer animals again. Probably.

Since one of you is gonna eat the mysterious stranger candy because your parents didn’t hug you enough growing up...

Helpful warning: It’s Probably Poisoned.