Now
this is some powerful magic if I've ever seen it. A curse, perhaps? Got to
love those. I don't sense any Evil Queens with admirable fashion sense or rapidly decaying lizards pretending to be human, so - now it's another puzzle to figure out entirely.
I'd say I'd love to enlist the help of whatever attractive person is available to give me a tour, but there's not much to tour so I'll just inquire as to which attractive person wants to plow me with information.