6:15 AM
Ducklings, who's been playing with keys and not picking up after themselves? I'd like to say I'm reminded of some rather risqué parties in my youth, but truly they're a hazard.
Edit: Oh no, no. You thought you'd get me this time, elevator, but I learn from my mistakes. And from now on, Daddy's taking the stairs. It'll be good for the glutes.
Edit 2: Does anyone know what's up with Room 400? Andwhat who might be playing music in there? Twice now I've taken the elevator and wound up there when I mean to be going to my room. Feels very... pointed.
Edit: Oh no, no. You thought you'd get me this time, elevator, but I learn from my mistakes. And from now on, Daddy's taking the stairs. It'll be good for the glutes.
Edit 2: Does anyone know what's up with Room 400? And