I expect everyone is enjoying their long holiday weekend in a place there weekends and holidays don't matter even remotely?
Cool. Cool cool.
We need someone with dad vibes to fire up that grill and flip some burgers. I nominate Eddie, because I think I have a fetish for high socks and sandals when coupled with lectures about Why Meat Should Always Be Cooked Well Done. I'll bring the chips.
I've just learned about Memorial Day and that some of you celebrate it with fireworks.
I know how to make explosives from the supplies in the kitchen, and a few things I've picked up from the various places the hotel throws us, that will be sufficient for that need. Would anyone else want to help?