Crown Plaza IC

With the recent game of musical rooms, there is a chance someone mistook my door for another's. I have in my possession an object left outside room 308 this morning.

If you left it in error, send a message and I will return it. Or, if it was meant for J'mon, let me know.

[Yennefer]

At this rate, I will never repay the debt I owe you. Nevertheless, I have need of your expertise. Again.

It's not urgent.

This island's humor is all over the place. For some reason, there is a giant dick tree outside.

I spoke too soon about my good luck with hotel gifts.  My latest gift isn't hideous though.  It's that they're clowns and I'm not a fan.  Does anyone want them?

I need something to do, so for the next few hours I'll be making burgers to order. Meaning you pick the cheese, meat, doneness, and vegetation, and I'll cook it up for you.

I'll even make fries, with or without crack salt.

Bring your own drinks, though.

I've been seeing a lot of people go in and out of the graveyard lately. Any of you want to have a picnic or something?