Cirque Nocturne: Messages

Honest question. Did the move turn everyone into Jennifer Love Hewitt, or am I lacking the spiritual radar it takes to be the next cast member of Zak Bagans' Ghost Adventures?

You know what makes this place creepy? Everyone uses the word 'wicked' ("I'm wicked thirsty"), drags out the letter A but forgets R exists. ("I pahked the cah in the yahd to buy some beeah.")

( Private Message to Kennet )

I'm loving the smell of slightly over ripe bananas right now, but the smell of cooking meats is making my stomach want to turn. Lord help me.

Guys! I love Colorado. How long are we staying? People are friendly and relaxed and kind of goofy. I saw this in the morning paper. It's in poor taste, but I snorted my tea. Clawson's 20 miles from here and I kind of want to go ... like visiting the world's largest ball of string, you know? Maybe I just want to be able to say "I've been to the town where the PD responded to a fart." How wonderfully absurd. It's like something out of a joke book or a farce.

I'm glad I finally got to spend some time in a proper church. The local priest was more than happy to help ease my mind and soul a bit. It's been a long time since I went... Maybe too long. Still, all the better for it.

Now I need a test to make sure I won't have any problems when it comes time to do readings again. Any soul brave enough? Volunteer found. Thank you. Because I certainly am not. Bloody terrified.

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