Cirque Nocturne: Messages

( Private to Maya )

I hope everyone enjoyed last night's annual festive fire hazard.

I'm bowing out of tonight's feast. A woman in the market gave me a free copy of this cultural masterpiece, so I'm locking in early with a pizza, beer, and what's sure to be amazingly bad subtitles. My guess is boy meets girl, boy gets into a love triangle with an autopsied corpse. It looks Cirque appropriate. And check out that date. Best guess on plot twists wins a free beer wherever we end up next. Anyone not in the mood for more eel on a stick is welcome to join.

Without naming names, please let me remind everyone to never download attachments sent to you from unknown users, no matter what the email says. Please also do not click on strange ads on websites or allow websites permission to run code if you don't trust the source.

Internet gremlins have a habit of becoming real, actual gremlins in our network and then instead of getting rid of it with a malware remover tool I have to spend like 3 hours chanting an exorcism. So next time you're tempted by the thought of a Nigerian prince sharing $20 million with you, please think of my vocal chords and just say no.

...Also, whoever left the doll at my workstation, thank you but no thank you.

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