So the welcome wagon says that I'm supposed to say hello here. Have you guys ever considered, like, a packet? Maybe a nice folder with a checklist, some reading material, a brochure? Nothing too serious, a nice tri-fold would do it. But definitely glossy, because the pictures would really sell it. Anyway, you could replace the trailer keys with little key-cards, hotel-style, and join the rest of the modern world. (Seriously, how many hands have these keys been through? Did someone drool on them? Was the drool filled with blood? I'm concerned.)
Anyway. Hello! My name is Lily, and I'll be joining the performers at the Hanged Man. Nice name, a little morbid, but I'm getting a lot of that vibe here. If you're interested in knowing, I'm an aerialist. That means you'll find me on silks and hoops, although I've also got some trapeze and tight-rope skills. It's okay to be amazed, most people are.