Jan. 1st, 2018 at 10:40 PM
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As certain issues are hard to keep restrained and rumours spread all too quickly, I am announcing that the spirit of Jack the Ripper, who had been possessing four individuals amongst us has been taken care of. Everyone has been released from my custody and no one is being fired for the action of killing the employees as they were not in control. While such an excuse is not going to be taken easily, it is understandable at this time that the Ripper spirit was hunting away from its normal grounds for an unknown reason. It is the wish of Management that everyone enjoy their day off and the festival that will be held tonight. Extra money will be put into your accounts for last minute costume purchases. |