May 12th, morning
Guys! I love Colorado. How long are we staying? People are friendly and relaxed and kind of goofy. I saw this in the morning paper. It's in poor taste, but I snorted my tea. Clawson's 20 miles from here and I kind of want to go ... like visiting the world's largest ball of string, you know? Maybe I just want to be able to say "I've been to the town where the PD responded to a fart." How wonderfully absurd. It's like something out of a joke book or a farce.