Who: Peter Quill & Darcy Lewis
What: Peter's back
Where: The common room in the tower
When: A couple weeks ago
Warnings references to sex
Status: complete

( The sexiest people are here now )

Who: Ned and OPEN
What: "Studying"
When: 4pm Wednesday
Where: Lobby of Stark Towers
Rating: Low

( Hacking Programs is Learning, Right? )

Peter ran through his pre-flight check making sure that his newly acquired Ravagers upgrades were online and within normal parameters. He ran down his playlist and jacked his Zune into the aux port in the cockpit. The cockpit was instantly filled with Mick Fleetwood banging the shit out of a drum kit and the rest of the band Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?

He turned as he heard the door to the Benetar sliding shut, "We are a go for rapid ascent. Buckle up, ladies. It's time to blow this pop stand."

Who: Quill, Nebula and Gamora
What: Actually have a productive conversation
When:Following morning after their epic shitposting
Notes/Warnings: This may be a first for Quill. There are none. Zero. Nada.

( You can even throw another chair )

Who: Star-Lord and Gamora
What: Get in a fight and get important medical information
When: Right after Peter and Nebula have a snarkathon on the net
Status: Complete
Notes/Warnings Quite a bit of swearing while they're fighting with each other and some discussion of reproductive health.

( I don’t care what the rules of this stupid reality are )

Who: Peter Quill, Darcy Lewis, & Morgan Stark
What: A Trip to the Zoo
When: A recent afternoon
Notes/Warnings: There's a five year old with them so no

( Can I pet a bear? )

Running through a final pre-flight check, Peter made sure that the armory racks were squared away, that the weapons systems were locked to his console and then looked around the cabin. He tried to figure out if there was anything else he should secure before letting a group of Terrans, especially one that included a couple of teenage boys, onboard.

He wondered if there was anything that he was missing that Stakar would have noticed, then shrugged inwardly. Yondu had taught him to fly when he was ten. Sure he’d destroyed a small moon….. Kraglin had called it a glorified asteroid, on the edge of of the Andromeda galaxy when he was learning how to execute an evasion maneuver consisting of a barrel roll, followed by a three point turn that culminated in a full stop that Yondu had called the Drunken Kree. There was also the time that he’d been trying to clear out the plasma injectors and instead hit the biohazard recycling tank evacuation lever without first disengaging the external cover plate. The pressure had blown a main line and coated the entire cargo bay with hundreds of gallons of a greasy grey liquid that smelled like a combination of a truck stop bathroom and the kind of perfume his grandmother had once worn. Bet that’s when Taserface started hating my guts, Peter thought remembering that while his Daddy had yelled at him, called him a wretched little waste of oxygen…..Yondu had delegated the actual clean up to Taserface.

Peter appreciated the fact that the Benetar had a spot on the roof of Avengers tower, taking a bunch of people up in space sounded fun. Driving them all the way to upstate New York sounded like hell.

He opened the main hatch, extended the ramp and wondered if they had barf bags on board….. he vaguely remembered something about airplanes having them and wondered if other Terrans ever got spacesick. “Eh, it’ll be fine.” He made his way down the ramp, trying to decide what kind of music you played for someone’s first trip to space.

Who: Peter & Gamora
What: Gamora freaks out and attempts to plan vengeance, but learns an important lesson about the Great Hero Kevin Bacon.
Where: On the Benatar on the roof
When: After Drax brought up Gamora's dear old dad.
Notes/Warnings: No warnings, but a fade out in order to facilitate posting NSFW content separately.

( In the epic story of our great hero Kevin Bacon.... )

Who: Peter & Gamora
What: Fix the Benatar, attempt to figure their shit out.
When: Just before this post, and after both this and this
Warnings: A couple f-bombs

( I need to warn you. I think I might hurl. )

Who: Drax, Gamora, Nebula, Peter Quill
What: Get parts to repair the Benatar & snacks and bicker a lot (you know, be the GOTG)
When: Backdated to right after this net convo
Warnings: Some road rage

( I hope you two aren't some of those comic con clowns that're into furries )

Who: Wanda (with Billy) & Star-Lord (carrying Tommy on his chest)
What: Adult company, going shopping, fresh air, etc
When: Now?
Where: Costco
Status: Complete

( A-kai? What the hell is that? )

Who: Peter and Gamora
What: This is Halloween
When: Earlier this month
Where: The Guardians' Townhouse

( Peter, what is going on with pumpkins? )

Who: Peter and Gamora
What: Catching up
When: Backdated to the weekend
Rating: Green

( Peter. I have so many memories inside of my head, so many versions of me that I don't know who is whose anymore but I... I am your Gamora. )

Who: Peter, Drax, Scott, Bruce, Carol, Gamora
What: Entering the soulstone
When: Today
Rating: Green

( This world has already taken its toll in blood and tears. Being here is like standing next to a funeral pyre. )

Who: Peter Quill and Peter Parker
What: Peter² discover the bright side of 2023
When: Backdated to after the time jump!
Rating: Green

( Does that mean there’s other movies? Like Godzilla 1000? )

Who: Peter, Drax, Carol, Bruce, Scott
What: Chilling by Pluto
When: Today
Where: Outer Space
Rating: green

( If you were not so slovenly, you would be able to find the schematics with ease. )

Who: Peter and Tony
What: While chatting about inappropriate things, a beacon goes off...(and surprisingly, not in Peter's pants)
When: 2 am this morning
Rating: Green

( Did you know that the continents can be rearranged to form the shape of a chicken or a fire breathing T-Rex? True fact )

Who: Various Avengers, SHIELD employees, and civilians!
What: Dealing with floods
When: Right now
Where: Aaaall aroooound the woooorld~
Rating: Green but with violence and lotsa water

Plot Outline & Teams

( THINGS TO NOTE )

Who: Everyone
What: 4th of July/America's Ass' surprise birthday party
When: 4th of July DUH
Where: Governor's Island
Rating: Don't do anything Rogers wouldn't do! *shakes finger*

( Captain America we love you, Captain America you're grand/Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out, Captain America's our man )

Who: Scott Lang and Peter Quill
What: Quill's new superhero name is Land-Lord
When: Over the weapons plot weekend, maybe?
Rating/Warnings: Green

( That was what Postmates was for, right? )

Who: Darcy Lewis & Peter Quill
What: Netflix and no pants
When: Friday evening
Rating/Warnings: TBD? It's Darcy and Quill. Who knows.

( ~+~+~+~ )

Who: Star-Lord & Wanda
What: Real food and pictures of her travels, plus an ice cream pact
When: The day after Wanda returned from Nepal
Where: Guardians Townhouse
Rating: Green
Status: Complete

( I mean, we could spit in our hands and shake on it but that's kinda gross. )

Who: Gamora and Peter
What: REUNION
When: Tonight, after Peter gets home from work
Where: Guardians crib
Rating: Green
Status: Complete

( Also, Peter...your house is filthy. )

Who: Darcy and Peter
When: After this
Where: Peter's place
What: Drinking
Status: Green

( Team Do-Over! )

Who: Peter & Wanda
What: Wanda teaches new space friend to make enchiladas
When: Backdated to 10/23 or so
Where: Peter's place
Rating: Green
Status: Complete

( Poofta bunny? )

Who: Everyone
What: Jane's Surprise Birthday
When: (Backdated) 11/3/18
Where: Asgard Home
Status: Green


( Here we go )

Who: Peter
What: His first moments in the soul dimension
When: Shortly after the dusting
Rating: Green

( I don't remember teaching you those words. )

Who: Peter, Scott, Hope
What:Finding a space jump
When: Thursday
Rathing: Green

( Long story short, you’d need a lot of force to induce what’s basically a violent acceleration )

Who: The Guardians crew (Gamora, Peter, Drax, Nebula, random mentions of others)
What: Moving into their new place
When: First week of August - ish
Rating: Greeeeeen


( can someone throw out that box before Drax decides bathing in ceramic would be the best idea ever? )

Who: Peter and Darcy
What: Random conversation at SI
When: Sunday
Rating: Green


( They should just make a movie about me. It'd be super cool. With awesome music )

Who: jane Foster and Peter Quill
What: Discussing stones
When: Monday, late afternoon or very early evening
Rating/Warning: Yellow only for language

( I understand you had an interaction with an infinity stone? )

Who: Peter and Jane
What: Doing a tour of the ship
When: Today, lunch time
Rating: Green

( His ship was a piece of garbage. )

WHO: Pepper Potts and Peter Quill
WHAT: Welcome to Stark Industries, Mr. Lord. Hope you survive your stay.
WHEN: July 9th-ish
RATING: Green

( Meeting the REAL boss. )

Who: Gamora and Peter
What: Coming clean about his failure with Thanos
When: Backdated to July 5
Rating: Green

( What is a house husband? I hope you didn't marry the house. )

Who: Peter Quill and Scott Lang
What: "My girlfriend is better than your girlfriend"
When: July 2nd (backdated)
Rating/Warnings: Green


( I think, in every relationship, there should be healthy fear of death. )

Who: Everyone
What: HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY, STEVE ROGERS!
When: July 4th
Where: Ellis Island/Statue of Liberty
Rating: TBD

( It's the party of the century! Literally. )

Who: Peter Quill, Drax, Rocket, Groot
What: Rocket tracks down the other half of his crew.
When: Recently.
Rating/Notes: Green. Hover over the 'I am Groots' for translation.

( Looks like yous could do with not eating so much. )

Who: Peter and Gamora
What: Bleedovers!
When: Friday night, during the storm.
Rating/Warning: Green

( I am not going back to sleep only to dream of some alternate fate again and again. You can sleep if you want, I'll wait until morning. )

Who: Peter Quill and OPEN TO ALL
When: Friday night, 9:00PM - 3:00AM
What: DJ STARLORD'S DEBUT
Where: Retro Club NYC
Rating: Let's call it Green unless anyone gets cray-zay

( Taking requests but not if they suck )

Who: Peter Quill and Gamora
When: Backdated to Saturday evening (02/24)
What: Oh my God they are roommates.....
Rating: TBA but probably green

( I've had the time of my life )

Who: Peter and Gamora
What: Gamora gets practical about life on Earth.
When: After this
Rating: Green

( We need to talk, she said ominously. )

Who: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Thor Odinson, Loki, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Daisy Johnson, Wanda Maximoff, Brock Rumlow, and OPEN TO ALL
What: Prison Break!
When: Thursday
Rating: TBD

( Stealth, portals, and quinjets, oh my! )

Who: Thor and....
What: THOR'S PARTY YEAHHHHH
When: Saturday night, Sunday morning/day, Sunday night, possibly Monday morning
Rating: TBD

( Well it's Saturday night and I just got paid... )

Who: Gamora and Peter Quill
What: Taking stock, right after this
Where: Peter's hotel room
Rating: Green

( welcome to earth )

Who: Gamora, Doctor Strange and Peter Quill
What: Strange comes to the rescue of Gamora (or everyone else around her) at Grand Central Station, then takes her to the nice hotel where they go find Peter.
When: Arrival day!
Rating: Green

( alien comparative studies 101 )