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Who: Peter and MJ
What: Morning cuddling
When: Sometime over the past few months
Where: The Tower
Warnings: None


( Hopefully we aren’t going to get in trouble for this. )

Who: Ned and OPEN
What: "Studying"
When: 4pm Wednesday
Where: Lobby of Stark Towers
Rating: Low

( Hacking Programs is Learning, Right? )

Running through a final pre-flight check, Peter made sure that the armory racks were squared away, that the weapons systems were locked to his console and then looked around the cabin. He tried to figure out if there was anything else he should secure before letting a group of Terrans, especially one that included a couple of teenage boys, onboard.

He wondered if there was anything that he was missing that Stakar would have noticed, then shrugged inwardly. Yondu had taught him to fly when he was ten. Sure he’d destroyed a small moon….. Kraglin had called it a glorified asteroid, on the edge of of the Andromeda galaxy when he was learning how to execute an evasion maneuver consisting of a barrel roll, followed by a three point turn that culminated in a full stop that Yondu had called the Drunken Kree. There was also the time that he’d been trying to clear out the plasma injectors and instead hit the biohazard recycling tank evacuation lever without first disengaging the external cover plate. The pressure had blown a main line and coated the entire cargo bay with hundreds of gallons of a greasy grey liquid that smelled like a combination of a truck stop bathroom and the kind of perfume his grandmother had once worn. Bet that’s when Taserface started hating my guts, Peter thought remembering that while his Daddy had yelled at him, called him a wretched little waste of oxygen…..Yondu had delegated the actual clean up to Taserface.

Peter appreciated the fact that the Benetar had a spot on the roof of Avengers tower, taking a bunch of people up in space sounded fun. Driving them all the way to upstate New York sounded like hell.

He opened the main hatch, extended the ramp and wondered if they had barf bags on board….. he vaguely remembered something about airplanes having them and wondered if other Terrans ever got spacesick. “Eh, it’ll be fine.” He made his way down the ramp, trying to decide what kind of music you played for someone’s first trip to space.

Who: Peter Parker & Darcy Lewis
What: Sorta-sibling hangout
When: Backdated before the wedding and Genosha!
Where: Stark Penthouse
Status: Complete

( Giving your teenage brother booze underage was definitely the kind of thing a cool big sister would do. )

Who: MJ & Peter & Ned & Shuri!
What: Exploring Genosha
When: Just after arrival on the island.
Where: The Resort at Hammer Bay.
Warnings: Sneaking around while acting casual?
Status: Complete!

( Does that mean we should talk in code? Like, ‘getting ice cream at 2 pm’ is somehow code for ‘I’m stuck in a supervillain’s lair and I need help? )

Who: Peter & MJ
What: Judging Peter's life choices and hanging out
When: Earlier this month
Where: Stark Residence
Warnings: Nope!

( Now we can talk about you making reckless and stupid decisions )

Who: Wanda & Spidey (plus Billy & Tommy are there too)
What: A picnic and catching up
When: Now?
Where: Central Park
Status: Complete

( It was a relief to hear that Loki didn’t blame him. )

Who: Talos & Peter Parker
What: Sharing some info about the other universe
When: Backdated to before the holidays!
Where: A diner for some milkshakes
Status: Complete

( ...And here's to things being a little less of a disaster. )

Who: Peter P & MJ
What: A date that isn't a disaster!
When: Backdated sometime after the Iron Fam dinner
Where: Queens

( Spidey express sounds good )

Who: Peter Quill and Peter Parker
What: Peter² discover the bright side of 2023
When: Backdated to after the time jump!
Rating: Green

( Does that mean there’s other movies? Like Godzilla 1000? )

Who: MJ, Peter, Dr. Strange
What: MJ arrives
When: afternoon
Rating/Warnings: Green/spoilers for Far From Home

( Dr. Strange - good guy or do I need to find a mace? )

Who: Peter Parker & Wanda
What: The Peter Tingle is improving! But he picks up on something complicated and asks her about it
When: Before the floods
Where: The Sanctum
Rating: Green
Status: Complete

( I’ll have to figure out a kid-friendly way to spider around. )

Who: Various Avengers, SHIELD employees, and civilians!
What: Dealing with floods
When: Right now
Where: Aaaall aroooound the woooorld~
Rating: Green but with violence and lotsa water

Plot Outline & Teams

( THINGS TO NOTE )

Who: Peter Parker, Tony Stark and NPC Happy Hogan
What: The Far From Home memory update hits hard
When: Evening of July 23
Rating/Warnings: Green, all the spoilers

( Yep, as real as real can be when you're stuck in an alternate you-know-what and know about it )

Who: Peter Parker
What: Peter gets another round of memories
When: Backdated to the evening of July 23
Rating/Warnings: Green, lots of spoilers for Spider-man: Far From Home

( This kind of thing had happened before. )

Who: Peter Parker & Wanda
What: A sugar coma and cheesy movies, plus Wanda gives some insight on spidey sense
When: Before the time jump
Where: Wanda & Vision's apartment
Rating: Green
Status: Complete

( Their gifts were their greatest burdens. She knew that well too. )

Who: Vision and Spiderman
What: A random meetup!
When: May, around the time of the first few Endgame memories coming in
Where: Stark Labs
Rating/Warnings: Green, spoilers for Endgame

( I am rather relieved that we were fighting on the same side in Germany )

Who: Peter Parker
What: Peter remembers and wishes he hadn’t
When: May 19
Rating/Warnings: Red for death/loss, Endgame spoilers

( Part of Peter knew what was going to happen before it did.  )

Who: Thor, Peter Parker, and NPC May Parker
What: Thor joins the Parkers for some Thai food
When: Super super backdated right after Peter's first network post
Rating/Warnings: Green

( Is this a tradition of yours? )

Who: Peter Parker and Wanda Maximoff
What: Wanda makes food for a spider boy
When: Now-ish
Rating/Warnings: Green

( Actually, the fridge is possessed by a demon. )

Who: Jane Foster and Peter Parker
What: Who's been using my lab?
When: BACKDATED, earlier this week
Rating: Red -- Discussion of medical issues

( If you were just a kid here to grab coffee and pad your college applications, FRIDAY never would have let you into my lab. )

Who: Peter Parker
What: Go Go Gadget Spidey Sense
When: 20 May, early morning
Rating/Warning: Green. Infinity War spoilers.

( ...the creepy noseless alien wanted his necklace... )

Who: Peter Parker, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff & NPC!Goons
What: Rescuing Tony's adopted!son
When: After this
Where: Hammer Industries
Rating: TBD

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Who: Peter Parker [Narrative]
What: Out of the frying pan… or “Peter goes to Hammer Tech”
When: During Hulk’s, uh, Hulking out?
Rating/Warnings: Yellow?

( Peter’s the mouse... )

Who: Peter Parker & Tony Stark
What: A Talk between Iron-Father and Spider-Son
When: Some time shortly after this
Rating/Warnings: Green

( This qualifies as a Stark brand pearl of wisdom. )

Who: Lady Sif & Peter Parker
What: A humorous misunderstanding and the bad guys get away
When: Saturday
Rating/Warnings: Green

( Whatever it was it was coming towards her.  )

Who: Peter Parker and Frank Castle
What: A first meeting, of sorts.
When: March 4th, early evening
Rating/Warnings: Green

( And if he lost his balance every time he dramatically jumped into a fray he never would be, except maybe as a meme and no one wanted to be that. )

Who: Peter Parker and Tony Stark
What: Tony Stark, in the library, with the candlestick a disguise and answers
When: 26 Feb, afternoon [backdated]
Rating/Warnings: Green

( Avoid that bread and I'll text you if we need you. We good? We're good. )

Who: Peter Parker & NPC bad guy
What: Something hinky is happening
When: 23 Feb, very early morning
Rating/Warnings: Green, with a little bit of fisticuffs

( Maybe a text wouldn’t be too much of a bother... )

Who: Peter Parker
What: Peter tries to hero without being Spider-Man while contemplating his future.
When: January 30, 2018
Rating/Warnings: Green

( Can I deny my great responsibility? )