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[Sep. 25th, 2011|10:02 pm] |
"I'm a doctor," say his baffled tones
"Not a lover," or so he bemoans
To a delightful fairy
Who's not the least wary;
She'll happily jump on his Bones.
...I do not actually know why I've written this. What is this form? It's not one known in my time and place. And it's not at all lyric.
Even so, it is...strangely satisfying. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2011|09:51 pm] |
Shigure, are you still alive? No one killed the messenger yet? |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
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Hello, beautiful people of Oz! It's been quite some time since I've been able to grace these boards with the work of the Anonymous Author. I come bearing three treasures, straight from the brilliant mind of the Anonymous Author.
As always, I will direct any feedback, compliments, or gifts to the Anonymous Author. Enjoy!
( Close your eyes and believe! )
( Two men of superior taste )
( Valor on velour ) |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|06:11 pm] |
Um. Kyo? Shigure? Anyone? |
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[Jul. 15th, 2010|05:23 pm] |
~Gure~ I wanna hear a ~story~ |
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[Mar. 16th, 2010|05:46 pm] |
Testing. Hello?
Is this thing on?
[OOC]: Nate is a ghost. Unless your character can communicate with ghosts, he or she can not see Nate's post. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2010|07:57 pm] |
This is Richard Castle.
I've been in Paris for almost 24 Hours.
And I've yet to score spend quality time with the lovely Paris Women.
This is a situation that needs to be rectified.
Don't Tell Alexis. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|12:08 pm] |
Soooooo.
Do any amazingly beautiful fans of mine need their breasts signed?
Seriously.
Just come on down.
Markers in the cleavage'll get you my phone number. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|08:17 pm] |
It would seem I replaced an unemployed heir to a rather large inheritance. This will never do, I shall need a job that suits my fancy.
Otherwise, I'm so terribly bored. Entertain me. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|03:12 am] |
Truth or dare?
(I'm bored, this is always fun.) |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|05:38 pm] |
Am I allowed to explode creepy old men who hit on me?
Okay, I know I'm not, but can I at least slap them? |
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[May. 1st, 2009|11:33 pm] |
~Shigure~ I ♥miss♥ you. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2009|10:26 pm] |
It's finally warming up! Soon it will be bikini season~ |
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[Mar. 12th, 2009|09:32 pm] |
~Oh~ isn't this just ~wonderful~ |
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[Mar. 12th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
Oh, Ms. Frost? My darling White Queen? The Anonymous Author has asked me to do some research on his behalf, and he simply must know how natural your haircolor is, and if it extends past your waistline. He is quite thorough in his research. He may, in fact, require photographs. He likes to be true to his subject matter, you see.
Domi-chan. You've been so quiet. Have you been relegated to bed rest? I imagine that can get quite lonely. I would be more than happy to keep you company. My selfless nature, and all.
edit; Oh, Logan darling! Ms. Frost has directed me to ask for nude pictures of her. Kindly send them my way. Good man, good man. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
Okay, y'know what? Fuck tornadoes, man. I was studying! ...Okay, I was playing Guitar Hero, but I was supposed to be studying.
So, what is this, Oz? I don't see a yellow brick road or anything. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2009|07:15 pm] |
If anyone needs me, I'm going to be out of communication for the next day or two.
( Elaine ) |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|01:53 pm] |
Master Shigure, am I kawaii? |
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[Dec. 11th, 2008|06:31 am] |
Lady Elaine? How are you settling in? |
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[Dec. 10th, 2008|11:00 pm] |
I love you too, universe.
I need large doses of chocolate covered fruits, and a beautiful man in a loincloth to feed them to me.
( Addie )
( Papa ) |
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[Nov. 21st, 2008|10:44 pm] |
Goddammit, I was going to post about something, but I forgot what it was. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2008|08:46 pm] |
Alas, autumn. It seems we've seen the last of the warm weather for some time. A tragedy, truly. The invention of sweaters is enough to shake a man's faith in God. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|01:24 pm] |
Master Shigure, will you take me to tea again? I enjoyed it a lot, and would like to hear more about Japan. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|06:29 pm] |
There once was an arse named Shigure
Who liked to fuck the anonymous author
They both looked like shit
So that's all they could hit
They said "Do I suck?" then went "Duhr" |
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|10:12 pm] |
Oh, my word. |
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[Oct. 1st, 2008|09:37 am] |
I'm going to kiss Domino on the mouth.
Hee!
If anyone needs me, I'll be having a cup of coffee.
<3! |
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[Sep. 25th, 2008|02:21 pm] |
You know, we still don't have names for our spawn.
Anyone have any ideas? Not that we'll necessarily take them, but I'm bored as hell and could use the amusement.
Our next job isn't until a week from now, and we've already got it planned out. |
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[Sep. 19th, 2008|05:51 pm] |
Hello, beautiful people of Oz! I'm excited to announce that the Anonymous Author has been quite busy this month! I bring you another batch of stories, and this one has a few special pieces!
( Mirror, Mirror on the Wall )
And this next piece is worthy of it's own introduction, I think. A veritable smorgasbord of fun and patriotism!
( The Eagle has Landed )
And one last one... This is quite a departure from the Anonymous Author's usual style, but I think you'll enjoy it! Send the kiddies to bed!
( Kiss and Make Up -- Not visible to anyone under 17 )
I hope you've enjoyed! As always, I will pass along any and all feedback. The Anonymous Author loves hearing from fans! |
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[Sep. 7th, 2008|03:53 am] |
Since when do I not like chicken, body? Seriously, that's half my meat intake just gone.
First person to come up with a good response to that gets. . . nothing. But I'll laugh, so there's that. Because the world definitely only exists to amuse me. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2008|07:48 pm] |
bleh.
Just. . . bleh.
what a stupid damn day. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:54 am] |
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Hello, beautiful people of Oz! A lovely day today, wouldn't you agree? I have fabulous news for you all! The Anonymous Author is back from hiatus, and has sent quite a delicious spread for you all to enjoy.
( Fun with the penal system )
( The family that hunts demons together stays together )
( Diamonds really are a girl's best friend )
As always, any feedback will be forwarded directly to the Anonymous Author, who always loves hearing from his adoring fans. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|06:31 pm] |
Oh, Ms. Frost? It's about the time Taunton usually starts looking to hire new instructors, isn't it? Are there any openings for a girls' swim coach? What I lack in proper credentials I make up for in enthusiasm. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|11:04 am] |
Why would it say that all the books I've written were co-written with someone else?
I should contact my agent. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2008|11:56 pm] |
Uh, Xi'an? I was wondering...are you mad at me? Because I haven't heard from you in a few days, and I just wondered...
Hey Doug? I need some help. I got this new laptop and I think I got a virus already. stupid girl on girl porn |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|07:37 pm] |
This? Is not CONTROL. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:02 pm] |
The Anonymous Author has asked me to pass on the regretful announcement that there will be a hiatus in the author's works.
I do hope you will all survive. If I myself were capable of writing anything worthy of filling in the gaps left, I would. Sadly, I don't think the Anonymous Author's works can be replicated. Let's all hope this hiatus will be a short one. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|11:11 pm] |
Oh God.
My brain hurts waaay more than my body did.
I need to have a large infusion of gin right. Fucking. Now.
Nate, Shigure, hell, Wade you can come too. There needs to be drinking.
( Dr. Banner and Doug ) |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2008|07:24 pm] |
How the heck am I in the past? What is going on?
We finally make the future a really safe place and I end up here, in the past, where it all started? What the hell? |
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