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[Nov. 21st, 2009|01:24 am] |
If another person tells me to cheer up, I am going to shoot them. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2009|03:51 pm] |
I want to dance naked in the streets! Oooh I haven't done that in a long time. Too long, in fact. Whee! |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|09:01 pm] |
I'd like to know who had the perverse sense of humour to drop me off in London, of all places. Really. I'd like to know, so that I can put them in a fragile psychological state. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|03:52 pm] |
...I think I spent Halloween as a chick.
Girls, I now have even more respect for you. I really hope I didn't sleep with anyone. That'd be weird. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Next bloke to call me a hooker gets a sword up his arse. It ain't funny.
...Well, not when I'm sober. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|11:01 pm] |
I think I'll go as Bjork for Halloween. I found a great recreation of her swan dress... |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|05:07 pm] |
I've been sent dirty fanmail. My life is complete.
...I could've done without the bad euphemisms, though. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|10:25 am] |
Peoples of the multiverse, due to a discussion I had earlier, I'm curious to find out if something I've always thought was true, is, in fact, truth.
Wherever you're from, are the women from the southern reaches purportedly more ferocious than their northerly sisters? |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|07:35 am] |
...I have an army of fangirls. The Tight Pants Brigade.
I feel slightly terrified. I mean, the pants are tight, but... seriously. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2009|11:43 am] |
Should I wear this for Halloween? |
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| 3 nights only! |
[Oct. 21st, 2009|12:28 pm] |
For any I haven't told... You're all invited.
Bat Boy: The Musical... starring me!
Even if you've seen the show, I think I'm really bringing a new level of intensity to the main character.
And I know some of you only pretend to like it, but I hope you'll show up anyhow. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|03:33 am] |
...Melody won't believe this excuse. "I missed our date because a tornado kidnapped me."
Anyone mind telling me what's going on? |
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