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[Jan. 27th, 2013|09:13 pm] |
Caliban Arturo Leandros. How much coffee have you had? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2013|06:45 pm] |
How long is it acceptable to keep Christmas decorations up? |
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[Dec. 21st, 2012|03:56 pm] |
Cal, your apartment might look a little bit like Christmas vomited on it.
Sorry. (Only not really)
♥? |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:33 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK!
OH SHIT!
NOT THIS AGAIN!
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT IS BACK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I KNOW MY BITCHES BEEN SCREAMIN' AND CREAMIN FOR THE JUGGERNAUT TO RETURN TO OZ WITH A COWARDLY LION BOW IN MY DICK HAIR BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!
I CAN'T BE STOPPED!
I RUN THROUGH VORTEXES LIKE A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF MAALOX!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YO MOMMA! AND FUCK YO BROTHER'S AUNTIE'S COUSIN'S ROOMMATE'S LITTLE SISTER'S BEST FRIEND'S PET TURTLE!
DON'T YOU FUCKERS KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!! |
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[Jul. 26th, 2012|09:36 pm] |
Whenever I'm alone with you,
You make me feel like I am free again.
Whenever I'm alone with you,
You make me feel like I am clean again.
However far away,
I will always love you.
However long I stay,
I will always love you.
Whatever words I say,
I will always love you. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2012|07:03 pm] |
James. Where are you?
Anyone know how to make a resume? |
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[Mar. 28th, 2012|10:14 am] |
Cal. Cal. C.A.L. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2012|12:23 am] |
No matter what happens this Valentine's Day, at least I won't do anything stupid like get drunk and fall asleep in a tub filled with M&Ms.
NOT THAT I'VE DONE THAT. NOPE. NOT I. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2012|11:21 pm] |
( Corinth ) |
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[Nov. 26th, 2011|09:45 pm] |
Aveline and I are engaged!
Oh, uh, and I've been unkidnapped. Thanks to everyone who was looking for me. I'm fine, aside from having lost my California tan and suffered a severe case of boredom and pizza deprivation. You'd think kidnappers would be humane enough to at least leave their victims with some books or a deck of cards or anything. You can only do so many push-ups, after all.
Still, that was the best rescue I've ever been part of, for all that I was the rescuee instead of one of the rescuers. First two dozen off-duty policemen swarm in--to say nothing of everyone on the perimeter, half the LAPD were there--and then this gorgeous redhead with a sword runs up, kisses me, and asks me to marry her.
Seriously, thanks to everyone who was looking for me. I'm grateful, I really am. I mean it.
...did I mention she asked me? |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|03:27 pm] |
So this past week was distressingly like home. But in the confusion I did at least discover who I've replaced. An actor, films and stage, quite impressive, really, and I can't say I mind, Pucks are naturals at it, it's just what we do among other things.
Though I sincerely doubt anyone in the cast, including the director, realizes that they've got an actual Puck playing my namesake in our Midsummer Night's Dream, which amuses me to no end. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|03:08 am] |
Alim. Aedan. Anybody.
There's Blight here. I'd swear it, I'd know the feel of that...that poison anywhere. And I saw a bereskarn up in the mountains. I've only seen one once before, but it's not something you can forget.
I haven't seen any darkspawn yet, but surely that's the only thing that can be causing it. Isn't it?
I don't know what to do. I can't fight Blight, I can't, it'd corrupt me like the bear, wouldn't it? But if it spreads...! |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|07:05 pm] |
Oh. Here again.
Caliban, I'm going to assume this is your apartment I've fallen into, though I don't know why, nor do I know why my cat is here. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2011|10:40 am] |
So, I've, uh, got a job. Just a part-time one, working at an animal shelter. They can only pay me for one day a week, but I agreed to volunteer on some of the other days. I still don't like the cages, but at least they're getting cared for. And they need help, and I can help keep them healthy, so that's good.
( Aedan )
( Cor )
( Erik Lensherr )
( Melora )
( Merrill )
( Phantom )
( Stefan )
( Private ) |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|09:32 pm] |
You know what? Life is good. Life is really, really good. And I'm not just saying that because I've learned about fondue. I have got to try this someday. An entire meal based around dipping things into cheese mixed with beer. Clearly, there is a Maker, and he likes me.
( Aveline ) |
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[Oct. 16th, 2011|06:25 pm] |
Cor, I've got an ... ally from home who showed up at my place. You should come meet her. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2011|08:54 am] |
Hey, Cal! Guess what next Wednesday is. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|09:54 am] |
I think Nuriko might be gone. As in, it's not that I can't find him, it's that he's not anywhere to be found.
I don't know what to do.
( Corinth ) |
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[Sep. 30th, 2011|11:18 pm] |
Corinth, report to Gabey for you new reassignment. It's stuff with kids, so you should like this one.
And quit bellyaching, I'm trying to enjoy my honeymoon. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|12:14 pm] |
Cor, you now have the rest of the day off. We're going to the damn zoo so you can see fuzzy things. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|02:00 pm] |
{edit} I may as well Fall, for all the fucking 'good' I'm doing. |
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[Sep. 18th, 2011|05:47 pm] |
I've gotten unstuck, finally. And I can still shift into a horse! I'm so proud of myself for managing it, it's years and years since I learned a new form.
Except now that that's accomplished I don't really know what to do with myself. I still can't find Nuriko. I know he's around somewhere, I just...can't locate him.
And I miss having work to do. No need to spy on Templars here. No Templars, even.
Does anyone have any sort of temporary jobs that need doing? I'll do pretty much anything. I just want something to keep me busy for a day or three and earn a bit of money. I'm going to need some new clothes soon, and I'm really tired of eating like a bird. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2011|01:50 am] |
I've done it! I can finally shift into a horse!
...wait, something's really not right here... |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2011|01:52 pm] |
Hey, Cal. I'm actually off for more than a few hours in a row. We should do something. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2011|01:17 am] |
Hey Anders! What's it like not being possessed?
Are there any cute guys around here I can flirt with to make my boyfriend jealous enough that he doesn't mind me calling him my boyfriend?
Also, why aren't there more all-night coffee places? Want more coffee. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2011|10:53 pm] |
New friends, new hobbies, hopefully soon a new job, plus I've found someone to spar with, plus all the mochas I can drink. I'm beginning to like it here.
And this pizza stuff? Best invention ever. I think I could eat it for the rest of my life and be happy. Especially with double cheese and pepperoni. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2011|06:16 am] |
Cal, baby, you wanna see a movie? There are cowboys and aliens and superheros all over the place. Though I'll understand if you're in more of a romantic comedy sort of mood, we could do that too. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2011|11:09 am] |
Been a while since I put one of these up, and seems like we've had another wave of newcomers.
Usually goes a little something like: Hey, name's Bobby Singer, and I've got a folklore and supernatural library to rival the one at the Vatican (God told me herself, when she was here and playing at being the pope) so if you've got trouble with a haunting or a possession or a critter, or if you just want to read up just in case, I'm your go-to guy.
You can drop me a line here, or give me a call [ph#] to make an appointment. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2011|09:46 pm] |
Shit.
Anders, need you now. St. Bartholomew's in London. I know the geas you owe me is way smaller than this, but please don't turn me down on this one.
Cal, I'll need you later. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2011|10:05 pm] |
Cal! I'm warning you that I have a surprise for you! |
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[Jun. 28th, 2011|05:53 pm] |
( Zepar ) |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|02:13 pm] |
I found a place not too far from a free clinic I've applied to. I'm almost completely moved in. Maybe we can have a house warming party. One with much less alcohol as my last party. I don't think I'll ever drink that much again.
( Zevran ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|11:13 pm] |
Hey, Caliban Chartreuse Leandros. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2011|10:34 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | alim surana, anders, aveline, corinth, damien thorn, fenris, marian hawke, merrill, michael, varric tethras, zevran arainai | ] |
My friends! Drinks are on me! [address] |
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[Jun. 16th, 2011|01:41 pm] |
Mother Night, what was that?
And... this isn't Hell. I know, I've been there with my great-grandfather. And where is my battle... why are people staring at my wings? |
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[Jun. 9th, 2011|08:37 pm] |
I thought Latin America was full of coffee addicts. Why the fuck can I not find any in fucking Mexico.
By the way, I'm fully grown and not human, so none of the 'it'll stunt your growth' shit. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2011|08:06 pm] |
Found another day job. It's entirely possible I'm crazy. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2011|06:27 am] |
Today is my birthday! Party at my place. BBQ too. Everyone is invited. Adriel, Ty, Kyle, Zev, Oliver, Corinth, and all their friends and family... everyone I know, and even some that I don't. All are welcome to come. It starts tonight at 6pm. Ohh, and Ty. Might need you for the entertainment. Dance, streamers, ribbons, something flashy and talented.
[Locked against children, but readable to anyone Damien has slept with before]
And after the kids and others leave? I'd like to offer a proposition. I offer that we find a very, very fun and hot way to help me celebrate it. Clothing optional. Preferably with it off. And all of us.. together. At once. I think we all know I have the stamina for one at a time or repeated... actions. |
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