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[Dec. 2nd, 2012|10:33 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCK!
OH SHIT!
NOT THIS AGAIN!
THE MOTHERFUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT IS BACK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
I KNOW MY BITCHES BEEN SCREAMIN' AND CREAMIN FOR THE JUGGERNAUT TO RETURN TO OZ WITH A COWARDLY LION BOW IN MY DICK HAIR BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!
I CAN'T BE STOPPED!
I RUN THROUGH VORTEXES LIKE A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF MAALOX!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YO MOMMA! AND FUCK YO BROTHER'S AUNTIE'S COUSIN'S ROOMMATE'S LITTLE SISTER'S BEST FRIEND'S PET TURTLE!
DON'T YOU FUCKERS KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!! |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|03:59 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET TO OZ?!
LAST TIME ON THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH I WAS HAVIN' A MEETIN' WITH A BUNCH OF TIBETAN SPIDER MONKIES ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE MOON WHEN A SUPER BITCH CAME DOWN AND LICKED MY BALLS AND MADE ME CUM SO FAST I STARTED A NUCLEAR WAR OF ALIEN BABIES THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THE PLOT FOR PREDATOR THREE.
AND THAT WAS BEFORE I STARTED FUCKING NINJA SPACE BABES OF THE SCI-FI NETWORK.
IN CASE YOU AIN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! AND I'M BACK WITH A FIERY PASSION OF SEVENTY FIGHT ETHIOPIAN NIGHTBUGS AND A FIVE PACK OF SMIRNOFF ICE! THAT'S HOW COLD I AM. I'M SO COLD, THEY CALL ME JUGGY THE SNOWBALLS!
DON'T YOU WISH YOU BOYFRIEND WAS HUNG LIKE JUGGY~
DON'TCHA'!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! JUMP UP AND DOWN AND EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS! THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH IS BACK AND READY TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT YO' MAMA'S EAR! JUST CALL ME OSCAR THE GROUCHO MARX AND SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE A SILENT FILM IN THE LIBRARY OF DONGRESS.
DON'T TRY IT! DON'T TRY IT!
CUZ I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!
NOW SOMEBODY TELL ME WHICH BUS GOES TO THE ALTERNAVERSE! |
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