05 November 2011 @ 02:48 pm
Cliché Fest Masterlist of Participants...  
Halloween night may have been the beginning of a new adventure for Harry Potter, but it meant the end of posting for Cliché Fest. All artist and author names have been added to the individual posts and beta names (if provided) have been restored. If you notice any errors, please let me know!

We'd like to take a moment to thank all of you - artists, authors, readers, watchers, commenters, reccers, betas, and lurkers alike - for all of your contributions and continuing support of our ship. We hope that you've enjoyed yourselves with this fest because embracing and sharing our love for all things Snarry is the reason we are all here. This fest would not exist without all of you, and your efforts are appreciated more than we can possibly express. ♥♥♥ Special thanks, as always, go out to my co-mod and partner in all things Snarry, [info]torino10154 for putting up with me yet again, [info]shadowess for graciously providing website space for us to house our art and [info]veridari for the fabulous banner art.

And now, without further ado, the Big Reveal:
Masterlist below the cut... )
 
 
31 October 2011 @ 08:33 pm
Cliché Fest Week Four and Final Wrap-Up...  
Halloween night may have been the beginning of a new adventure for Harry Potter, but it means the end of posting for Cliché Fest. We'll give you a few days to catch up with your reading and leave some ♥ for our fabulous participants. Reveals and the masterlist will be posted on Saturday, November 5!

We're looking for recs! And if you want to let us know that you've recced any Cliché Fest fic or art on your IJ/LJ/DW or anywhere else in an unlocked post, comment to this post, or drop us an e-mail at the mod email (spfestmod @ gmail dot com). Anything that receives three or more recs will be forwarded to the newsletters. Thanks!

Lastly, a quick reminder that all chan entries and any NC-17 artwork are always locked. Please join (not just 'watch') [info]snape_potter to see all of our fest entries.

Fic:
Confusing Night, PG, 7,654 words.
Summary: A new companion has shoved itself into Harry Potter’s life. Will Harry ever figure out who it is and how to handle it?
LJ, IJ, or DW

Falling Slowly, NC-17, 9,000 words.
Summary: Harry has learned to always trust his instincts, and his instincts are telling him Severus is the one.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Grabbing a Bite (Even If It's Not a Sandwich), PG-13, 1,400 words. (Chan, 17)
Summary: Harry just wanted a sandwich and some sleep. He (eventually) gets some sleep.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Je m'abandonne, NC-17, 24,685 words.
Summary: Snape takes lessons in courtship from Pepe le Pew.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Joyride, NC-17, 21,000 words.
Summary: Whether spot-on or slightly off, timing, it seems, is everything.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Medium Rare, R, 17,285 words.
Summary: Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry – it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
LJ, IJ, or DW

No Cosy Cottage Holiday, NC-17, 13,000 words.
Summary: Harry and Snape enter a house to break the curses in it and make it inhabitable for the new owner. Unfortunately they didn't count on something going wrong, least of all, on one of the curses affecting them this deeply.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Safety in Secrets, PG-13, 1,786 words.
Summary: Freedom is no longer an option for Harry but that doesn't stop him from longing for it- endangering both himself and Severus in the process.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Unconditional (or, Buttsex… For the Children!), NC-17, 9,300 words.
Summary: It's been more than five years since he's had intercourse with anything other than his own hand. So just how is it that Severus Snape is pregnant?
LJ, IJ, or DW

What Harry Needs, M/NC-17, 1,200 words.
Summary: Severus always knows exactly what Harry needs.
LJ, IJ, or DW



Art:
Captive, Hard R, NWS
Summary: Severus takes advantage of the situation.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Daisy?, G
Summary: When Harry found the little white bunny rabbit in his backyard, he never would have thought that it was his former teacher. Or that it would become the love of his life, once it turned back into a human being. He should have seen that it was Snape all along, though – for a bunny rabbit, it scowled quite a lot.
LJ, IJ, or DW

On My Knees I Think Clearer, R
Summary: Harry just wants someone to take care of him for a change. Severus is quite willing to lend a hand if Harry can learn to obey without question. Kneeling is just the first lesson.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Owl and Raven, PG
Summary: Now we know why Harry likes to have night-time adventures and why Severus holds onto memories whether they are good or bad.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Vogue, G
Summary: Will they dazzle each other? Or is the competition too much?
LJ, IJ, or DW



Fic and Art:
Mostly Harmless, Fic NC-17/Art R, 24,000 words.
Summary: After the war, former Voldemort supporters go into indentured servitude. Snape becomes Harry's slave. That's when things get complicated.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Pozione Maestro, Possessivo (Posseduto), Fic/Art NC-17, 300 words.
Summary: Severus Snape is a possessive man.
LJ, IJ, or DW



If you missed something from week three, you can find the wrap-up post on LJ, IJ, or DW. Week two can be found on DW, LJ, and IJ and week one can be found on DW, LJ, and IJ.
 
 
31 October 2011 @ 11:58 am
Cliché Fest Art: Owl and Raven  
Title: Owl and Raven
Artist: [info]sealcat
Rating: PG
Media: Watercolour pencils and Watercolour pen and marker as liner on watercolour paper.
Warning(s): None, both of them are over 18.
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) * Inspired by these Cliche: 5) Cat!Harry or Cat!Snape. (Change to Birds!Snarry),19) A potions accident/Harry coming of age sparks off a dormant creature inheritance. Harry and Severus are mates. 30) Snape/Harry stuck in Animagus/other transfigured form, stuck with the other as caretaker. 48) Snape and/or Harry's Animgagus form is something really unexpected.*
Summary: Now we know why Harry likes to have night-time adventures and why Severus holds onto memories whether they are good or bad.
A/N: I am just very glad to be able to have finished it! And very special thanks to mods willing to waiting for me, hopefully everyone is happy about finished image! :)

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Owl and Raven )
 
 
31 October 2011 @ 11:52 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: Medium Rare  
Title: Medium Rare
Author: [info]jadzialove
Rating: Very barely R
Word count: 17,285 give or take
Warning(s): None
Cliche: (highlight for spoilers) * Someone plays matchmaker for Snape and Harry | Post-DH, Harry thinks Snape is dead, mourns him, only to find out he's hiding out in the Muggle world. | Post-DH, Harry still has Snape's memories and decides he must return them and/or Harry worries Snape could never be interested in him/he's just a substitute for his mother. I feel confident that there are many other clichés frolicking within, but these are the ones I set out with, and so get the billing they deserve. The others are just a bonus. *
Summary: Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry – it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
A/N: Thank you is not enough to express my gratitude to C, without whom this would not have been completed (probably not even started, if I'm honest), and who kept this finished product from being riddled with typos and wonky punctuation. Warmest thanks to D, who kept me from embarrassing myself with all things British (and many other deranged things I missed) both in planning and execution, then sacrificed sleep to do it. Eternal thankfulness goes to the mods for being so patient with me and my incredible tardiness, and for the great encouragement to see this through to the end.


(Medium Rare)
 
 
30 October 2011 @ 12:33 pm
Cliché Fest: FIC: Joyride  
Title: Joyride
Author: [info]joanwilder
Rating: NC-17
Word count: Approx 21,000
Warning(s): None
Cliche: (highlight for spoilers) *Snape survives the war, but then disappears. Years later, Harry encounters him unexpectedly in a Muggle village.*
Summary: Whether spot-on or slightly off, timing, it seems, is everything.
A/N: Thank you, J., for the super beta skills! I'd find that money tree for you if I could, but for now you'll have to settle for an Entertainment Book… Thanks, modly people, for throwing a fest with such a great theme.

The Harry Potter universe is the property of J.K. Rowling and her book and film companies. I make no money from writing fanfiction.


(Joyride)
 
 
29 October 2011 @ 12:01 pm
Cliche' Fest Public Service Announcement...  
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You must JOIN [info]snape_potter to see any locked posts. To join the community you must be 18 or older and have an age statement posted in your user info page. Examples of a clear age statement include ANY of the following: an actual date of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1/1/85), a year of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1985), a statement of your actual age over 18 (I am 22 years old) or a general statement such as "I am over the age of 18."

If you have any questions, please feel free to comment here or contact a [info]snape_potter mod.
 
 
29 October 2011 @ 12:00 pm
Cliché Fest: ART: Vogue  
Title: Vogue
Artist: [info]venturous
Rating: G
Media: Photoshop
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Botox and collagen overload, contacts.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Glamour!Snape, quidditch-toned thighs and emerald-green eyes.*
Summary: Will they dazzle each other? Or is the competition too much?

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Vogue )
 
 
28 October 2011 @ 11:57 am
Cliché Fest: Art: On My Knees I Think Clearer  
Title: On My Knees I Think Clearer
Artist: [info]eriador117
Rating: R for mature themes/semi nudity
Media: Computer render, Sims 3 & GIMP
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *D/s, semi-nudity - no bits ;)*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *sub!Harry, dom!Severus*
Summary: Harry just wants someone to take care of him for a change. Severus is quite willing to lend a hand if Harry can learn to obey without question. Kneeling is just the first lesson.
A/N: Some of the custom items used are: poseplayer by ccmoney at modthesims.info, slave pose from insimadult.org, Snape's coat from EA store, Harry's collar from rosesims2.net.

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On My Knees I Think Clearer )
 
 
28 October 2011 @ 11:55 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: What Harry Needs  
Title: What Harry Needs
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Rating: M/NC-17
Word count: +/- 1,200
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *See Cliché – mention of Mpreg, Detention fic*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *21) Harry is superpowerful and Severus is his mate/slave/bonded*
Summary: Severus always knows exactly what Harry needs.
A/N: Thank you to [info]sevfan for the beta and [info]veridari for the pre-read!
For [info]accioslash. Thank you for letting me play!


What Harry Needs )
 
 
27 October 2011 @ 12:41 pm
Cliche' Fest Public Service Announcement...  
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You must JOIN [info]snape_potter to see any locked posts. To join the community you must be 18 or older and have an age statement posted in your user info page. Examples of a clear age statement include ANY of the following: an actual date of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1/1/85), a year of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1985), a statement of your actual age over 18 (I am 22 years old) or a general statement such as "I am over the age of 18."

If you have any questions, please feel free to comment here or contact a [info]snape_potter mod.
 
 
27 October 2011 @ 12:37 pm
Cliché Fest: FIC: Falling Slowly  
Title: Falling Slowly
Author: [info]atypicalsnowman
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 9k
Warning(s): None.
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Courtship!fic, clueless!Harry, a Severus with layers*
Summary: Harry has learned to always trust his instincts, and his instincts are telling him Severus is the one.
A/N: Thanks to [info]roozetter for the beta read and to Torina for helping with the plot. This is such a great idea for a fest and I’m so grateful to the mods for putting it on. Long live Snarry!

Falling Slowly )
 
 
26 October 2011 @ 11:55 am
Cliché Fest: FIC and ART: Mostly Harmless  
Title: Mostly Harmless
Author: [info]emilywaters76
Artist: [info]laniern
Rating: Fic NC-17/Art R
Word count: 24,000
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *slave!fic, bottom!Snape, dubious consent, corporal punishment, bondage*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Snape is Harry's slave*
Summary: After the war, former Voldemort supporters go into indentured servitude. Snape becomes Harry's slave. That's when things get complicated.

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(Mostly Harmless)
 
 
25 October 2011 @ 11:52 am
Cliché Fest: ART: Daisy?  
Title: Daisy?
Artist: [info]prayer_at_night
Rating: G
Media: Copic markers
Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Silliness ;P*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Unexpected Animagus form.*
Summary: When Harry found the little white bunny rabbit in his backyard, he never would have thought that it was his former teacher. Or that it would become the love of his life, once it turned back into a human being. He should have seen that it was Snape all along, though – for a bunny rabbit, it scowled quite a lot.
A/N: Thank you for letting me slip in so late in the fest! :-*

Daisy thumb

Daisy? )
 
 
25 October 2011 @ 11:49 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: Unconditional (or, Buttsex…For the Children!)  
Title: Unconditional (or, Buttsex… For the Children!)
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~9300
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Mpreg*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) * Mpreg, Marriage Law Fic, Sex Magic, Wish Magic, Must Have Sex Or We'll The Baby'll Die, Hermione Knows All…so many more*
Summary: It's been more than five years since he's had intercourse with anything other than his own hand. So just how is it that Severus Snape is pregnant?
A/N: This fic should come with a drinking game attached: Every time you spot a cliché, take a drink! Here's to fandom getting sloshed.

So many thanks go to [info]lilyeyes for stepping up and giving me some wonderful advice when I faltered; to [info]leela_cat, [info]r_grayjoy and [info]kathrynthegr8 for beta offers and hand-holding; and to [info]torino10154 for helping me sneak around behind [info]accioslash's back when I wanted to surprise her.

For [info]accioslash, who deserves a much better fic than I've managed to write.


Unconditional )
 
 
24 October 2011 @ 12:02 pm
Cliché Fest: ART: Captive  
Title: Captive
Artist: [info]vividzephyr
Rating: Hard R
Media: Digital
Content/Warning(s): NWS, Harry is 18.
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *95. Harry is imprisoned/captured and Snape is his jailer with ambiguous loyalties.*
Summary: Severus takes advantage of the situation.

Captive thumb


Captive )
 
 
24 October 2011 @ 11:56 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: No Cosy Cottage Holiday  
Title: No Cosy Cottage Holiday
Author: [info]gin_tonic
Other pairings/threesome: Hermione/Ron and Charlie/Draco are mentioned in passing
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 13,000
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Ever so slightly AU starting around the last battle at Hogwarts.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Forced bonding, loss of magic*
Summary: Harry and Snape enter a house to break the curses in it and make it inhabitable for the new owner. Unfortunately they didn't count on something going wrong, least of all, on one of the curses affecting them this deeply.
A/N: Many, many thanks to my beta [info]angela_snape! <3


(No Cosy Cottage Holiday)
 
 
23 October 2011 @ 03:02 pm
Cliché Fest Week Three Wrap-Up  
We're looking for recs! And if you want to let us know that you've recced any Cliché Fest fic or art on your IJ/LJ/DW or anywhere else in an unlocked post, comment to this post, or drop us an e-mail at the mod email (spfestmod @ gmail dot com). Anything that receives three or more recs will be forwarded to the newsletters. Thanks!

Lastly, a quick reminder that all chan entries and any NC-17 artwork are always locked. Please join (not just 'watch') [info]snape_potter to see all of our fest entries.

Fic:
A Grim Old Cat, NC-17, 14,256 words.
Summary: In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations.
LJ, IJ, or DW

A Potent Potion, R/NC-17, 4,400 words.
Summary: An accident in potions class ends up with one very pregnant Harry.
LJ, IJ, or DW

A Push in the Right Direction, PG, 3,000 words.
Summary: An unwanted suitor may just be a push in the right direction for Harry.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Bathtime Fun, NC-17, 1,400 words. (CHAN)
Summary: Severus Snape helps a blind Harry with a little problem during bathtime.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Detonation, NC-17, 10,000 words.
Summary: Harry's London flat was a small place, but in a good location, worth expanding to fit a roommate—even if that roommate was your least favorite teacher, back from the dead.
LJ, IJ, or DW

The Space Between Us, NC-17, 28,700 words. (Chan)
Summary: When Snape saves Harry from the frozen pool, the locket reveals Snape’s deepest desires - and unlocks Harry’s curiosity. Now the Master of Death, Harry can attempt to bring Snape back from the dead. But what repercussions might this have for them both?
LJ, IJ, or DW

Unforeseen Possibilities, R, 15,293 words.
Summary: When Harry and his friends notice that there is something wrong with Snape, will their quest for answers lead them to problems or possibilities?
LJ, IJ, or DW



Art:
Detention, NC-17 (Chan)
Summary: Dick, meet Mouth. Mouth? Meet Dick.
LJ, IJ, or DW

Quidditch-toned Thighs?, G
Summary: Snape observes Seeker practice.
LJ, IJ, or DW



Fic and Art:
Breathing, NC-17 fic/R art, 5,000+ words (Chan)
Summary: Voldemort's generosity leaves Snape breathless.
LJ, IJ, or DW



If you missed something from week two, you can find the wrap-up post on DW, LJ, and IJ. Week one can be found on DW, LJ, and IJ.
 
 
23 October 2011 @ 11:35 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: Safety in Secrets  
Title: Safety in Secrets
Author: [info]deirdre_aithne
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,786
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Non-BDSM Master/slave relationship*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Snape keeps Harry as a slave/pet, and doesn't tell him what's going on in the world*
Summary: Freedom is no longer an option for Harry but that doesn't stop him from longing for it- endangering both himself and Severus in the process.
A/N: Lots of love and adoration to L. for the beta work. You're a dear. And of course, thanks to the mods for such lovely Snarry fests!


Safety in Secrets )
 
 
23 October 2011 @ 11:32 am
Cliché Fest: FIC: Confusing Night  
Title: Confusing Night
Author: [info]hkpadfoot
Rating: PG
Word count: 7,654
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *I’ll warn for AU! We are ignoring the 6th and 7th books. Who needs them anyway?*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *”Stuck Animagus” in a way……. ;)*
Summary: A new companion has shoved itself into Harry Potter’s life. Will Harry ever figure out who it is and how to handle it?
A/N: This was tough. My muse ran out on me and then came back and wanted to work on a different story and then school started. Needless to say, there was a bit of a push. However I’m proud to say that this is my final product, and I kinda like it! Huge, huge thanks to my beta isisanubis!

Confusing Night )
 
 
22 October 2011 @ 12:01 pm
Cliche' Fest Public Service Announcement...  
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You must JOIN [info]snape_potter to see any locked posts. To join the community you must be 18 or older and have an age statement posted in your user info page. Examples of a clear age statement include ANY of the following: an actual date of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1/1/85), a year of birth indicating you are at least 18 years old (1985), a statement of your actual age over 18 (I am 22 years old) or a general statement such as "I am over the age of 18."

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