spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter, @ 2011-10-25 11:49:00 |
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The day Severus Snape woke up vomiting, he took an anti-nausea potion and went back to bed.
The day Severus Snape woke up feeling absolutely normal, he scared three children on the way to the infirmary, all while holding tightly to the small bump that was his belly.
The day Severus Snape noticed his expanding waist-line, he ate three fairy cakes with wicked delight.
Thedaynight Severus Snape had outrageously erotic dreams involving an elephant, little green aliens, and Harry Potter, he began plotting.
The day Severus Snape felt the baby kick for the first time, he locked himself in his room so no one else would hear him cooing to his child. Of course, it was probably just gas…
The day Severus Snape looked down and didn't see his prick, Harry ended up at St Mungos due to "accidental magic." No one believed it, and Harry could barely stop laughing long enough for the Healer to reattach his nose.