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You are viewing the most recent 20 entries February 9th, 2010Title: Going South Author: ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} alisannePairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG Challenge: Written for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} snape100's prompt #320: The cardinal directions: SouthWord Count: 100 Warnings: Innuendo. Beta: eeyore9990Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Going South Current Mood: working Challenges: south snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 Severus laughed, not kindly. "No catch? She's a Black. Of course there's a catch. Is she asking for custody of Teddy? Demanding you move in with her?" "No catch. She was just as outraged by the idea of the Hotel Transylvania as you are." Remus shrugged as they walked out into the sunlight. "She decided to holiday in Corfu - " "She left her widow's weeds and went south for the winter?" Severus sneered at a news kiosk. " - and met a widower from Transylvania." Remus tossed a coin at the terrified newsboy. "She's tired of the vampire jokes." February 8th, 2010Challenges: south snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 "Just because you're from the south doesn't give you the right - " Remus, still smiling, shut the door on Jack Quarters' tirade. Severus rose as Quarters' secretary dashed past into his office. "I take it he's not pleased." "Rather the opposite." Remus stuck his hands in his pockets. "He had no idea Andromeda owned enough stock in his business to block construction. Neither did she, for that matter, but as long as it works, does it matter?" Severus made a face. "Your mother-in-law - " "Ex-mother-in-law." " - is being unexpectedly helpful. What's the catch?" "Perhaps there isn't one." February 7th, 2010(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth) Challenge #320: "The Cardinal Directions: South". This week's challenge is the second of four challenges focusing on the cardinal directions. Feel free to think of "South" in terms of the direction itself, a location down south, or any of the alternatives that wikipedia lists as long as your drabble focuses on "South" and Severus Snape. Tags: challenges February 5th, 2010Challenges: north snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 Jack Quaters (born Squartatore in North London) looked up as his secretary ushered the tweedy, graying man into his office. "So. You have a proposal for me, Mr. Loopner - " "Lupin." He smiled pleasantly. "It's from one of your stockholders. Mrs. Tonks." "Tonks?" Jack frowned. "You're her solicitor?" "Not precisely, but she's authorized me to speak for her on this matter." said Lupin, still smiling. He handed over a sealed letter. "She's decided to exercise her opt-out clause on the Hotel Transylvania." Jack stared. "We've started construction!" The tweedy man stopped smiling. "I'm sure something can be worked out." February 4th, 2010Challenges: north snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 "The land? It was a factory. My father worked there." Severus gestured with his wand. The image of what had been loomed over them: smokestack belching filth, the faint clack of looms, lorries bringing yarn and fiber and canvas, lorries carrying rolls of carpet north and south, grimy men and grim-faced women lining up for pay envelopes after a shift…. "And they want to put up a silly horror-themed hotel." Remus watched as the ghost factory faded into the dusk. "That's - insensitive, to say the least." "Will you help?" Remus hesitated. "What precisely do you want me to do?" February 3rd, 2010Challenges: north snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 Remus bit back a comment about even a vampire-themed hotel livening up the grim old Northern town. "What do you want me to do? I'm neither a solicitor nor a saboteur." "You're a werewolf! Haunt them! Piss on the foundation!" Severus thrust his hands in his pockets as a cold north wind whipped down the street. "That I will not. Moony isn't a weapon," said Remus, a bit too crisply. "The workers have done nothing wrong." "I should have known better than to ask." Remus kicked at a lump of concrete. "Maybe I could do some research on the land." February 2nd, 2010Title: Sure at Sixteen Author: alisannePairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #319: The Cardinal Directions: NorthWord Count: 100 Warnings: None Beta: sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Sure at Sixteen Current Mood: working Challenges: north snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 "Severus. I thought this already was a Muggle neighborhood." Remus leaned forward to get a better look at the foundation hole. "The old neighbors left me alone. Tourists staying at a vampire-themed hotel?" Severus glared at the glossy sign from Northern Darkness Properties, Incorporated. "I've already had one of the investors ask if I wanted a job!" Remus forced back a laugh. "Well, if you didn't wear a cloak in public - " "I was wearing Muggle clothes. Do you think I'm stupid?" Severus had turned an alarming shade of red. "I've always lived here. I don't want to move." February 1st, 2010Challenges: north snape100, Hotel Transylvania lupin100Word Count: 100 The crane loomed over the open foundation like some prehistoric beast. Remus squinted at the neatly printed sign. "'Future site of the Hotel Transylvania. Hard hat area. Trespassers will be prosecuted.'" He turned to Severus, who was glaring at the concrete pit with the same expression he usually reserved for mentions of Sirius Black. "It's a construction zone." Severus bared his teeth at the sign. "It's part of a coordinated effort to bring tourism to the North. That means restaurants. Shops. Muggles." "I'm not sure what you want me to do." "It's a block from my house." "Oh. Dear me." January 31st, 2010(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth) Challenge #319: "The Cardinal Directions: North". This week's challenge is the first of four challenges focusing on the cardinal directions. Feel free to think of "North" in terms of the direction itself, a location up north, or any of the alternatives that wikipedia lists as long as your drabble focuses on "North" and Severus Snape. Tags: challenges January 30th, 2010Title: Snape Rescues Harry From the Dursleys, v. 257.0.45.98 Author: torino10154Word Count: 100x2 Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Severus/Harry Warnings: Harry is 16 and Severus is not a very nice man snape100 Challenge 318: The Dursleys, Redux and Challenge snarry100 199: State of EmergencyDisclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR. A/N: What else can you do when it's snowing outside but write grey!Snape taking advantage of young Mr. Potter? January 29th, 2010Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100 The only dessert was commercial gateau, so Remus called for the bill. "My treat," he said as they exited to the sound of Petunia Dursley spinning a tale of Dudley's ordinary childhood. "Let someone else listen to the myth of Dursley normality." "Thank you. I was considering hexing the telly." Severus thrust his hands into his pockets, then pulled the injured one out with a wince. "It's time I saw Poppy regardless." "I understand," said Remus. He hesitated. "Same time next week?" Severus frowned slightly, then nodded. "Until then." Remus raised a hand in farewell as Severus disappeared. "Until then." January 28th, 2010Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100 The boxing match had switched to a sentimental profile of Dudley Dursley, Typical British Boy from a Typical British Family. Severus took great delight in skewering the lies, exaggerations, and outright myths about Dudley, his mother, and his childhood. Remus set down his fork, laughing. "She really stole Lily's broom and tried to fly? I thought James was making that up!" "We were trying out a Chameleon Charm so I could work on my flying during hols. Petunia grabbed Lily's Cleansweep and jumped off the top of the slide." Severus smirked. "At least she wasn't injured." "Very true. Dessert?" "Possibly." January 27th, 2010Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100 Whatever his flaws, Dudley was an excellent boxer. Soon they were treated to the sight of the Killer Whale lifting a belt on high while a presenter shoved a microphone into his mother's face. "He chose the killer whale as his spirit totem during his gap year," said Petunia Dursley. "He went to Vancouver to help with potlatch distribution and the myths called to him, so - " "Good God, she hasn't changed a bit." Severus stabbed at his potatoes. "I should get tickets to Dudley's next match just to watch her faint." Remus laughed. "It would serve her right." January 26th, 2010Title: Worth Knowing Author: alisannePairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #318: The Dursleys reduxWord Count: 100 Warnings: None Beta: sevfanDisclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Worth Knowing Current Mood: working Title: Relatively Family Author: torino10154Word Count: 100x3 Pairing: Severus/Harry, Dudley/(OFC) Rating: PG-13 snape100 Challenge 318: The Dursleys, Redux and snarry100 Challenge 198: Public vs. PrivateDisclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR. A/N: I'm sure, er, pretty sure, Severus wouldn't really do this. Well, not when anyone was watching anyway. :P Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100 "Dudley Dursley is a professional boxer," said Remus faintly. He gulped down half his pint. "Harry's great lump of a cousin." "Not such a great lump as all that." Severus stared at the huge, perfectly muscled man striding into the boxing ring. "Not my type, but not the obese little sod Potter used to whine about." The Killer Whale swirled a cape stitched with Native American gods from his shoulders and raised his meaty arms. The crowd roared its approval as he turned in a circle. "Harry never told me Dudley had taken up boxing." Remus signaled for another pint. January 25th, 2010Challenge: the Dursleys snape100, myths lupin100Word Count: 100 Severus did not relax until his ex had been absorbed by the crowd watching a darts game. Remus ordered food, and by the time it arrived they were deep in a conversation about last autumn's Muggle election in America. "And your mother actually cares?" "At least she hasn't fallen for the urban legend about voting machines," said Remus. "At least, I think it's a myth." "And now, ladies and gentlemen - the main event! Johnny "Mad Dog" Rico against Dudley "The Killer Whale" Dursley!" Severus' jaw dropped. Remus gaped at the telly. "Isn't that - " "Potter's cousin?" January 24th, 2010(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth) Challenge #318: "The Dursleys,. Redux" This week's challenge is a slight modification of torino10154's suggestion in the Snape 100 Suggestion Box that we have a Petunia Dursley challenge. Focusing on Snape and Petunia is a wonderful idea, given the potential shared history, but this week's challenge is also open to drabbles about Snape and either Dudley or Vernon as well. (note: there was a Dursley challenge five years ago, but now we know so much more about them!) Tags: challenges |
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