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July 18th, 2018

ellid @ 07:46 am: Title: The Social Network, XXXII
Challenge: Tumblr
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble series, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“Of course it's a surprise. They loathe each other.” Severus clicked on a link and immediately wished he hadn't. “They almost got into a fist fight on the night Remus and I had our housewarming!”

“Oh, Sev. Sev, Sev, Sev.” Nymphadora lightly smacked her forehead. “They weren't fighting that night. Why do you think Harry nearly broke up with Ginny on the way home?”

Severus froze as memories of decades of arguments, complaints, and animosity surfaced. Had he truly been that blind? “Nearly broke up?”

“Oh God.” Nymphadora sighed. “For a gay man, you have terrible gaydar.”

July 17th, 2018

ellid @ 07:42 am: Title: The Social Network, XXXI
Challenge: Tumblr
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble series, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“Whomever designed this microblog is a terrible speller.” Severus rubbed his eyes and blinked at the phone. “Why did he leave out the 'e' in 'Tumbler'? Why name a blog after a drinking glass? This is – “

His jaw dropped at a clever drawing of two young men in Hogwarts uniforms, one dark and somewhat disheveled, the other fair and neatly dressed. “That – that looks like Draco. And Potter.”

Nymphadora raised her tea cup and drank. “Huh. It does, doesn't it? Scar's a bit off-center, though.”

“They're kissing. Harry and Draco.”

“This is a surprise?”

July 16th, 2018

ellid @ 07:43 am: Title: The Social Network, XXX
Challenge: Tumblr
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble series, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


The next few weeks were quiet. Severus allowed Nymphadora to teach him about social media, the Board of Governors reviewed application packet, and Minerva calmly began transferring her personal property to her retirement cottage.

It was all very normal. And frustrating.

Very, very, very frustrating.

“It's two weeks to the beginning of term and nothing.” Severus glared at the salamander on the hearth, which cowered behind an andiron. “Nothing!”

“Calm down,” said Nymphadora. She brought up a website on her phone and crooked a finger at him. “Here. I've found a Sex Pistols Tumblr. You need the distraction.”

July 15th, 2018

alisanne @ 07:34 am: Challenge #752: "Snape and Social Media: Tumblr."
Challenge 752: Snape and Social Media: Tumblr

Yet another internet time suck, how would Severus use Tumblr? Is there wizardring Tumblr? Maybe Severus keeps up with others in the field on this platform? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and Tumblr.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Current Mood: working

July 14th, 2018

alisanne @ 10:45 pm: Raging Wizards
Title: Raging Wizards
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape, Voldemort, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin.
Word Count: 100 x 7
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 751: Severus and Social Media: Pinterest.
This is part Sixty-One of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Raging Wizards on LJ/IJ/DW.

Current Mood: working

July 13th, 2018

ellid @ 07:49 am: Title: The Social Network, XXVIV
Challenge: Pinterest
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“Dad?”

Severus took a moment to settle himself before turning. “Yes?”

“Thanks for giving me back my phone.” The boy yawned and took a step forward. “I'm sorry I stuck it in the compost. I guess I overreacted to that baby picture.”

Clearly Moony had had a chat with the boy while they were having their monthly run. “I trust you'll approve of our Pinterest account. There isn't a single snap of you or any of your friends.”

“Pinterest?” John scrubbed at his eyes. “Was that why Aunt Dora was here? She's mad for it, you know.”

July 12th, 2018

ellid @ 07:50 am: Title: The Social Network, XXVIII
Challenge: Pinterest
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Remus shuffled downstairs in the mid-afternoon, wincing slightly despite the analgesic potion. He moved into Severus' arms, sighing as he settled against the taller man's shoulder.

“He's still in bed?”

Severus nodded. All these years, and that husky voice still made something in him shiver. “I disinfected his phone and left it on his night table. Nymphadora showed me how to manage his accounts.”

“She's good at that.” Remus sighed again. “Thank her for me.”

“Of course.” Severus rubbed the usual sore spots. “She helped me set up a Pinterest account.”

Remus chuckled. “Tell me more, love.”

July 11th, 2018

ellid @ 07:48 am: Title: The Social Network, XXVII
Challenge: Pinterest
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Nymphadora clearly knew what she was talking about. By the time Moony had herded Little Moony back into the house and they'd finished transforming, she had walked Severus through setting up a Pinterest account with both Muggle and wizarding sections, helped him choose appropriate images, and given him a crash course in navigating the site and basic Pinterest etiquette.

“I must admit, this is better than my own attempts at social media,” said Severus after he'd tucked his wolves into bed. “I should have owled you at the very beginning.”

“Yep,” said Nymphadora, hair a glittering, satisfied purple.

July 10th, 2018

ellid @ 07:51 am: Title: The Social Network, XXVI
Challenge: Pinterest
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“You'll need to let him do something online, Sev.” Nymphadora pulled up a page of famous quidditch players, from Dai Llewellyn to Ginny Potter. “See? There's plenty of charmed pages for wizards. It's the wave of the future.”

“I'm not denying that.” Severus watched as some of his own childhood heroes appeared. “I've made a hash of everything I've touched and have - “

She laughed, her hair turning the lavender-pink that meant she was happy and amused. “Hash? You're more popular than ever! According to the kids, you're the only professor who's done more than dabble online!”

July 9th, 2018

ellid @ 07:45 am: Title: The Social Network, XXV
Challenge: Reddit
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“So. This 'Pinterest' seems harmless enough.” Severus watched as picture after picture of herbs, dried fish, minerals, feathers, and other potions ingredients scrolled past. “It's basically photographs of things one is interested in, correct?”

“Basically, yes.” Nymphadora tapped a photograph of a bunch of feathers that might be from a fwooper or possibly a non-magical bird like a quetzal. “Some use it to publicize a business but most don't bother. My cousin Jenny Tonks used to sort pictures of wedding dresses and said it helped.”

“Hm.” Severus mulled over potential issues. “I suppose we could allow this.”

July 8th, 2018

alisanne @ 09:38 am: Challenge #751: "Snape and Social Media: Pinterest."
Challenge 751: Snape and Social Media: Pinterest

I admit it, I'm addicted to Pinterest. Whenever I have downtime, I'm on Pinterest. Would Severus use it to save idea/links for himself? What would his boards be? Potions? Dark Arts? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and Pinterest.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Current Mood: awake

July 7th, 2018

alisanne @ 12:52 pm: The Battle Begins
Title: The Battle Begins
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Voldemort.
Word Count: 100 x 5
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 750: Severus and Social Media: Reddit.
This is part Sixty of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU. Sorry about the hiatus last week but now it's back. :)
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read The Battle Begins on LJ/IJ/DW.

Current Mood: hopeful

July 6th, 2018

ellid @ 07:40 am: Title: The Social Network, XXIV
Challenge: Reddit
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Nymphadrora gaped at the compost scattered across the yard, floating in the swimming pool, and splattered on the back wall of the house. “What happened?”

“I tried to summon his phone,” said Severus. He shuddered at the memory of the entire compost heap erupting as John's phone flew up, out, and into his ungloved hand. “I wasn't expecting this.”

“Ya think?” Nymphadora murmured restituere and waited for the mess to right itself. “Reddit isn't all trolls, you know.”

“Trolls use the Internet? What - “

She visibly winced. “We need to talk before he changes back, Sev.”

July 5th, 2018

ellid @ 07:34 am: Title: The Social Network, XXIII
Challenge: Reddit
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Planning to take away the boy's phone during the full moon was a fine plan. It would have allowed Severus to get the phone to, say, Hermione or Nymphadora or someone else who would reprogram it to block certain sites (like Reddit), and after a few minutes' consideration Remus agreed.

The problem was that John, clever as he was, had figured out what his parents panned, then “locked” the phone with a numerical code to protect the contents. He'd then waited until he transformed, run straight past Remus while Moony recovered, and buried the damn thing under the compost heap.

July 3rd, 2018

ellid @ 07:42 am: Title: The Social Network, XXII
Challenge: Reddit
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Draco fingered the stem of his wineglass and watched the pale liquid slide down the bowl. “It's maddening. He doesn't read, barely looks up from that damned screen. Astoria is beside herself, trying to get him to do something else. Heaven only knows how we're going to keep my parents from finding out.”

“John isn't that bad, thank goodness.” Inside the house, he heard what sounded like the boys laughing over some teenage joke. “If nothing else, we should be able to get the phone away from him during the full moon before he learns about this Reddit nonsense.”

July 2nd, 2018

ellid @ 07:27 am: Title: The Social Network, XXI
Challenge: Twitter
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“I wish I'd never seen that sodding phone.” Severus stared moodily into the pleasaunce. John was supposed to weed it but his self-imposed exile to his bedroom had clearly put paid to that. “John won't speak to me, Remus s annoyed with me, I've probably wrecked my prospects for advancement - “

Draco, who had accompanied Scorpius to a scheduled study session with John, stared moodily up at the grape arbor. “Count your blessings. There's this thing called 'Reddit' that Scorpius has been on so much Astoria is all but in tears.”

Severus raised an eyebrow. “Tell me more.”

July 1st, 2018

alisanne @ 09:47 am: Challenge #750: "Snape and Social Media: Reddit."
Challenge 750: Snape and Social Media: Reddit

Reddit. This news aggregation and discussion website has a bit of a ~reputation. Would Severus read/enjoy this site? Or maybe he'd contribute somehow? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and Reddit.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Current Mood: rushed

June 30th, 2018

alisanne @ 08:45 pm: Twitter Temptation
Title: Twitter Temptation
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 9
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 749: Severus and Social Media: Twitter.
Warning(s): None.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Twitter Temptation on LJ/IJ/DW.

Current Mood: hopeful

June 29th, 2018

ellid @ 07:48 am: Title: The Social Network, XX
Challenge: Twitter
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


“'Wait till your father gets home'?” Remus sighed. “What do you want me to do? He's not a pup anymore.”

“No, he's an annoying teenager.” Severus folded his arms. “I can't take House points because it's summer, I can't scruff him because I'm not a wolf, he's already grounded himself - “

“I - “ Remus paused as his phone chimed. “George II just sent him a public tweet asking him to a Holyhead match. Evidently girls want to meet the newest celebrity.”

“So much for 'my life is ruined,'” said Severus, and primed an alohamora.

June 28th, 2018

ellid @ 07:45 am: Title: The Social Network, XIX
Challenge: Twitter
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child drabble, wherein Snape and Lupin marry and adopt a young werewolf. Their son John is about 14 in this one.


Transcript of tweets between @Jdwolfiewolf and @subtleartSS:

@subtleartSS: The faculty enjoy your photographs.

@subtleartSS: That's a remarkable picture of Kleopatra. You did a fine job.

@subtleartSS: You're very talented.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

@subtleartSS: I'm leaving the school soon.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

@subtleartSS: I can take down the Instragram.

@subtleartSS: Or post a foolish picture from my childhood. There are many.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

@subtleartSS: You can't spend the summer in your room.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Watch me.

@subtleartSS: You need your medicine.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

@subtleartSS: STOP SAYING THAT.

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

@subtleart: Wait till your father comes home!

@Jdwolfiewolf: Uh huh.

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