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Cliché Fest Masterlist of Participants...
Halloween night may have been the beginning of a new adventure for Harry Potter, but it meant the end of posting for Cliché Fest. All artist and author names have been added to the individual posts and beta names (if provided) have been restored. If you notice any errors, please let me know!

We'd like to take a moment to thank all of you - artists, authors, readers, watchers, commenters, reccers, betas, and lurkers alike - for all of your contributions and continuing support of our ship. We hope that you've enjoyed yourselves with this fest because embracing and sharing our love for all things Snarry is the reason we are all here. This fest would not exist without all of you, and your efforts are appreciated more than we can possibly express. ♥♥♥ Special thanks, as always, go out to my co-mod and partner in all things Snarry, torino10154 for putting up with me yet again, shadowess for graciously providing website space for us to house our art and veridari for the fabulous banner art.

And now, without further ado, the Big Reveal:


Fic:
•A Grim Old Cat by oliversnape, NC-17, 14,256 words.
Summary: In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•A Pointed Revelation by cruisedirector and dementordelta, NC-17, 13,900 words.
Summary: Harry can't become an Auror unless he can master non-verbal spells.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•A Potent Potion by fancypantsdylan, R/NC-17, 4,400 words.
Summary: An accident in potions class ends up with one very pregnant Harry.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•A Push in the Right Direction by angela_snape, PG, 3,000 words.
Summary: An unwanted suitor may just be a push in the right direction for Harry.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Bathtime Fun by calecus, NC-17, 1,400 words. (CHAN)
Summary: Severus Snape helps a blind Harry with a little problem during bathtime.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Bewitched by torino10154, PG, 2,250 words.
Summary: Harry rides to the rescue when his cousin needs a hand. But who will rescue Harry?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Confusing Night by hkpadfoot, PG, 7,654 words.
Summary: A new companion has shoved itself into Harry Potter’s life. Will Harry ever figure out who it is and how to handle it?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Detonation by schemingreader, NC-17, 10,000 words.
Summary: Harry's London flat was a small place, but in a good location, worth expanding to fit a roommate—even if that roommate was your least favorite teacher, back from the dead.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Eight Months and Forever by k8bnimble, NC-17, 12,900 words. (Chan, 17)
Summary: Harry accidentally got left behind when Dobby rescued them from Malfoy Manor. Now, months after his rescue, he seeks help to put everything that happened behind him before moving forward.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Falling Slowly by atypicalsnowman, NC-17, 9,000 words.
Summary: Harry has learned to always trust his instincts, and his instincts are telling him Severus is the one.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Grabbing a Bite (Even If It's Not a Sandwich) by eeyore9990, PG-13, 1,400 words. (Chan, 17)
Summary: Harry just wanted a sandwich and some sleep. He (eventually) gets some sleep.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•I'd Wank Instead (or the Forty-Fourth Day) by socks4dobby, PG, 1,576 words.
Summary: With only one day left to consummate their marriage, things are getting tense in the Snape-Potter household.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•I've Served Too Many Masters by ladydeth12, R, 1,200 words.
Summary: Severus has finally found his master.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Je m'abandonne by jeshakeoma, NC-17, 24,685 words.
Summary: Snape takes lessons in courtship from Pepe le Pew.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Joyride by joanwilder/RaeWhit, NC-17, 21,000 words.
Summary: Whether spot-on or slightly off, timing, it seems, is everything.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Lacrimosa in the Tesco Coffee Aisle by gingertart50, NC-17, 25,500 words.
Summary: Snape returns from the dead and, as always, battles with his conscience. Meanwhile, Harry takes his son shopping, encounters regrets of his own, meets an elf who is too clever by half, discovers how to get up Lucius Malfoy's nose and is forced to choose between his wife and a fantasy from the deepest, darkest part of his soul.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Lemons to Lemonade by starduchess, R, 8,270 words. (Chan)
Summary: Harry normally rolls well with life’s punches, but this one might just leave him with the most sour taste in his mouth for the rest of his days.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Little Boy Lost by eriador117, NC-17, 7,400 words.
Summary: When Severus returns home early from a Potions conference, he discovers his husband's secret.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Marriage Lines by amanitamuscaria, R/NC-17, 7,400 words. (Chan, 16)
Summary: Much is asked from heroes, and they respond with more.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Medium Rare by jadzialove, R, 17,285 words.
Summary: Seeing the dead is nothing new to Harry – it's when the dead are actually alive that the problems begin.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•No Cosy Cottage Holiday by gin_tonic, NC-17, 13,000 words.
Summary: Harry and Snape enter a house to break the curses in it and make it inhabitable for the new owner. Unfortunately they didn't count on something going wrong, least of all, on one of the curses affecting them this deeply.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Role Call by alisanne, PG-13, 1,150 words.
Summary: Detention, for all its sins, has its enjoyable side.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Safety in Secrets by deirdre_aithne, PG-13, 1,786 words.
Summary: Freedom is no longer an option for Harry but that doesn't stop him from longing for it- endangering both himself and Severus in the process.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Saturday’s Song by emynn, NC-17, 10,062 words.
Summary: The song has ended, but as the songwriter wrote, the melody lingers on…much to Severus’s chagrin.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Seven by emilywaters76, R, 3,000+ words.
Summary: Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•The Accidental Fathers (or “And Bob’s Your Uncle”) by suitesamba, NC-17, 11,300 words.
Summary: When Harry’s son comes to him with a big problem, Harry steps in to help out. And so does Severus. But Severus’ help comes with a price, which causes another problem. A circular story where Harry ultimately gets exactly what he’s always wanted.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•The Interrupted Kiss: A Fairy Tale by emynn, NC-17, 24,795 words.
Summary: Once upon a time, Severus Snape shared a kiss with Harry Potter. Then Harry had disappeared after killing the Dark Lord, leaving Severus the reluctant darling of the Wizarding world. When Dumbledore insists on throwing a ball in Severus’s honour, Severus is convinced the world has gone completely mad. But when he comes across an ashy-faced young man whose half-answers about his identity haunt his every thought, Severus realizes that a ball might be the least of his worries.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•The Space Between Us by necromanticnoir, NC-17, 28,700 words. (Chan)
Summary: When Snape saves Harry from the frozen pool, the locket reveals Snape’s deepest desires - and unlocks Harry’s curiosity. Now the Master of Death, Harry can attempt to bring Snape back from the dead. But what repercussions might this have for them both?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•There is a Crack in Everything by literaryspell, NC-17, 1,500 words.
Summary: Snape belongs to Harry—or perhaps Harry is Snape’s. Behind ten layers of Occlumency lies the truth. Or something like it.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Unconditional (or, Buttsex… For the Children!) by eeyore9990, NC-17, 9,300 words.
Summary: It's been more than five years since he's had intercourse with anything other than his own hand. So just how is it that Severus Snape is pregnant?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Unforeseen Possibilities by laurenke1, R, 15,293 words.
Summary: When Harry and his friends notice that there is something wrong with Snape, will their quest for answers lead them to problems or possibilities?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Unspeakable Torture by the_con_cept, NC-17, 7,974 words.
Summary: Harry is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is the only one who understands—and therefore the only one whom Harry can communicate through. Humorous despite the premise.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•What Harry Needs lilyseyes, M/NC-17, 1,200 words.
Summary: Severus always knows exactly what Harry needs.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by snapesgirl, PG-13, 2,374 words.
Summary: Severus takes his role of Harry's guardian seriously.
LJ, IJ, or DW



Art:
•A Morning Stroll by mokarran, G
Summary: Keeping undercover in his animagus form would have been a lot easier for Harry if he had the shape of something more... conventional. Luckily, Severus Snape is anything but a conventional pet owner.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Bond, by laniern, PG-13
Summary: Evil!Harry enslaves/brings Snape under his thrall.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Captive by vividzephyr, Hard R, NWS
Summary: Severus takes advantage of the situation.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Cat Got Your Tongue? by veridari, PG-13
Summary: Harry finds some things are worth getting woken up for.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Daisy? by prayer_at_night, G
Summary: When Harry found the little white bunny rabbit in his backyard, he never would have thought that it was his former teacher. Or that it would become the love of his life, once it turned back into a human being. He should have seen that it was Snape all along, though – for a bunny rabbit, it scowled quite a lot.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Detention by tripperfunster, NC-17 (Chan)
Summary: Dick, meet Mouth. Mouth? Meet Dick.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Formal Declaration by accioslash, G
Summary: Snape decides it's time to reveal his and Harry's relationship to the wizarding world.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•No Rush by andreanna, PG (chan)
Summary: Harry's fingers tumble over the many buttons of Snape's vest. He must be shaking, because Snape places a stabilizing hand just above his elbow.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•On My Knees I Think Clearer by eriador117, R
Summary: Harry just wants someone to take care of him for a change. Severus is quite willing to lend a hand if Harry can learn to obey without question. Kneeling is just the first lesson.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Owl and Raven by sealcat, PG
Summary: Now we know why Harry likes to have night-time adventures and why Severus holds onto memories whether they are good or bad.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Property Of... by swtalmnd, PG-13 (NSFW)
Summary: Harry shows off his body(work).
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Punishment & Practical Demonstrations by mokarran, NC-17, NSFW, (CHAN)
Summary: Lubricus is one of the most useful spells a young wizard of certain predilections can ever learn. Severus is more than happy to give Harry a few pointers.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Quidditch-toned Thighs? by centaury_squill, G
Summary: Snape observes Seeker practice.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Vogue by venturous, G
Summary: Will they dazzle each other? Or is the competition too much?
LJ, IJ, or DW




Fic and Art:
•Arousing Exhibition by lilyseyes with art by veridari, NC-17, 8,400 words.
Summary: Coming to Hogwarts with the English Quidditch team to play an Exhibition game was like coming home for Harry, especially as he'd never gotten over his crush on Headmaster Snape.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Breathing by toma-km, translated by emilywaters76 with art by laniern, NC-17 fic/R art, 5,000+ words (Chan)
Summary: Voldemort's generosity leaves Snape breathless.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Mostly Harmless by emilywaters76 with art by laniern, Fic NC-17/Art R, 24,000 words.
Summary: After the war, former Voldemort supporters go into indentured servitude. Snape becomes Harry's slave. That's when things get complicated.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Pozione Maestro, Possessivo (Posseduto) by gunxshyed, Fic/Art NC-17, 300 words.
Summary: Severus Snape is a possessive man.
LJ, IJ, or DW