Title: This is How You do it!
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus, Draco/Harry, Harry/Draco/Severus
Word Count: 404
Rating: R
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: My second attempt for torino10154’s ‘Blow Job Friday’ challenge, though it has nothing to do with Friday’s :D.


( This is how you do it! )





Title: Just Get On With It
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 216
Rating: R
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: Written for torino10154’s ‘Blow Job Friday’ challenge.



( Just get on with it! )

Title: A Most Welcome Abduction
Author: fancypantsdylan
Characters/Pairing(s): Harry/Severus, Hermione
Word Count: ~4,400
Summary: Harry comes back battered and bruised one too many times from Auror missions for Severus peace of mind. So Severus decides to protect Harry the only way he knows – by locking them both away.
Rating: R/NC-17
Warning(s):* DH compliant… sort of, EWE, Severus isn’t dead, slash, MM, very slight angst, bottom!Snape*
Beta: carolinelamb, you’re the best *hugs*
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
A/N: Written for the wonderful veridari’s birthday, hope you like it honey *hugs*




( A Most Welcome Abduction )

Title: Hot, Hot, Hot!
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: R
Word Count: 3 x 100
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
A/N: Wrote this a while ago for snarry100 Challenge 272: Heatwave, just never posted it, oh well *shrugs* LOL
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( Hot, Hot, Hot! )

Title: Bonds of Affection
Author: fancypantsdylan
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~6,000
Warning(s): *DH compliant, EWE, Chan/Harry is 17, slight pre-slash, a little angst*
SPOILERS/What you are fixing: (highlight for spoilers) *Severus doesn’t die in the Shrieking Shack*
Summary: Lily would do everything to ensure Harry’s survival
A/N: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Written for the Fix It fest at snape_potter
I’ve used the scene from the film HBP between Severus and Harry in the Astronomy Tower, so that my story made sense :D, so no invisibility cloak
I would also like to thank carolinelamb for the last minute beta job she did as well as for the title suggestion, as I hadn’t a clue, thanks sweetie *hugs*



( Bonds of Affection )

Title: Punishment Time
Author: fancypantsdylan
Character(s)/pairing(s): Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 824
Warnings: spanking
Beta: none, all mistakes are my own, but I would like to thank torino10154 for doing a once over
A/N: Sequel to Same ole, Same ole, because so many of you wanted to know what happened next ;D
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( Punishment Time )

Title: Patronuses and Oral Fixations
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 750
Summary: Please see notes
Rating: NC-17
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
A/N: This came about because member suzuki19_69 asked a question about Patronus’, which Arwen answered ‘As far as I know a patronus can only carry oral messages.’ to which I replied ‘*Sniggers* - you said Oral *giggles*’ and then starduchess replied with ‘*laughing* oh, Sarah, that is so wrong! Now we need such a scene written. *g*’ so here is a little short about oral ;D



( Patronuses and Oral Fixations )

Title: Memories
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing(s): Harry/Severus
Word Count: ~3,900
Summary: Harry it seems hasn’t learnt his lesson and once again peers inside Severus’ Pensieve uninvited.
Rating: R
Beta: torino10154
Warnings: Mostly DH compliant, EWE, a little angst and make-up sex
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: This story has gone through several rewrites as I was never satisfied with it. Not sure if I’m satisfied now, but I’m happier with this version than with any of the others.




( Memories )

Title: Buy or By?
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2 x 100
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
A/N: Written for snarry100 Challenge 256: By the Book
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( Buy or By )

Title: Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: R
Pairings: Harry/Severus
Summary: see picture, you’ll get the gist of it then ;)
Word Count: 701
Warnings: frotting, kiss, abuse of bean-bag and hardwood floors
Beta: katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: Written for the picture that atypicalsnowman posted to the group Severus_sighs on IJ



( Lazy Sunday Afternoon )

Title: Same ole, Same ole
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
A/N: Written for snarry100 Challenge: 254 – Warming Up
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( Same ole, Same ole )

Title: An Unusual Valentine’s
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Severus/Harry/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,500
Warnings: AU, EWE, threesome, a very tiny smidgen of het
Summary: Harry and Luna hatch a plan to make this Valentine’s day not so unbearable for their Headmaster.
A/N: Beta’d by the lovely torino10154
All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Written for the severus_sighs AVD challenge, I used the prompt: ‘Severus was going to get his Valentine … one way or another’, and the 14th February 1999 (which would have been Harry’s 8th year and which I’m basing this story) did fall on a Sunday




( An Unusual Valentine's )

Title: Only You Make Me Warm
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: R
Word Count: 2 x 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
A/N: Written for snarry100 Challenge – 252: keeping warm
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( Only You Make me Warm )

Title: Giving Your Lover Everything They Wish For
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing(s): Severus/Harry/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Word count:1,181
Warning(s): PWP, pegging
Summary: Harry arranges for one of Severus’ wishes to come true, with the help from an old friend.
Disclaimer:All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: I was reliably told that today was National Porn Sunday or ‘porn Sunday’ to us :), so I dutifully did what was suggested and wrote a little porn. I would like to thank torino10154 for the once over, this was really done for you anyway, so I thought you deserved to see it first *hugs* Oh and sorry for the longish title, really crap at those, LOL



( Giving Your Lover Everything They Wish For )

Title: I’m Having a Baby!
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing/Character(s): Harry/Severus, Hermione, Madam Pomfrey, George, past Harry/Draco (mention only)
Word Count: ~3,700
Summary: After a brief encounter, Harry turns up pregnant
Warning: AU, EWE, mpreg, frotting
Rating: R, for language and the end bit ;D
Beta: carolinelamb
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.




( I'm having a baby! )

Title: So in Tune
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: soft R
Word Count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
A/N: Written for snarry100 Challenge 250 - Inspired
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.




( So in Tune )

Title: Harry’s Snow Plan
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3 x 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Severus
Warnings: None, except lots of lovely man sex
Beta: carolinelamb
A/N: Written for harry100 Challenge Prompt 118 – Snowed In
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.



( Harry's Snow Plan )

Title: At Last
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2 x 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Severus, and a host of other characters
Warnings: major character(s) death
Beta: katiebell_0408
A/N: Written for harry100 Prompt 116 – Ending
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them.



( At Last )

Title: Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Author: fancypantsdylan
Rating: R
Pairings: Harry/Severus
Summary: see picture, you’ll get the gist of it then ;)
Word Count: 701
Warnings: frotting, kiss, abuse of bean-bag and hardwood floors
Beta: katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. The author makes no profit with this work of fiction.
A/N: Written for the picture that atypicalsnowman posted to the group severus_sighs


( Lazy Sunday Afternoon )

Title: Celebrating Life
Author: fancypantsdylan
Character(s): Harry/Severus/Draco
Word Count: 2 x 100
Warning(s): none
Rating: PG-13
Beta: carolinelamb
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: harry100 Challenge Prompt 105 – Astronomy Tower




( Celebrating Life )

Title: Harry’s Most Fervent Wish
Author: fancypantsdylan
Characters/Pairing(s): Harry/Severus, Kreacher
Word Count: 982
Summary: After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Kreacher settle back into Grimmauld Place. One morning Kreacher realises that Harry isn’t very happy.
Rating: R - NC-17
Warning(s): DH compliant, EWE, frotting.
Beta: carolinelamb
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
A/N: Written for the 2nd Birthday celebrations at severus_sighs though it was a little late and way over the 100 word mark, LOL.




( Harry's Most Fervent Wish )