|spfestmod (spfestmod) wrote in snape_potter,|
@ 2011-10-25 11:49:00
|Entry tags:||cliche fest, fic, rating: nc-17|
Cliché Fest: FIC: Unconditional (or, Buttsex…For the Children!)
Title: Unconditional (or, Buttsex… For the Children!)
Word count: ~9300
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Mpreg*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) * Mpreg, Marriage Law Fic, Sex Magic, Wish Magic, Must Have Sex Or
We'll The Baby'll Die, Hermione Knows All…so many more*
Summary: It's been more than five years since he's had intercourse with anything other than his own hand. So just how is it that Severus Snape is pregnant?
A/N: This fic should come with a drinking game attached: Every time you spot a cliché, take a drink! Here's to fandom getting sloshed.
So many thanks go to lilyeyes for stepping up and giving me some wonderful advice when I faltered; to leela_cat, r_grayjoy and kathrynthegr8 for beta offers and hand-holding; and to torino10154 for helping me sneak around behind accioslash's back when I wanted to surprise her.
For accioslash, who deserves a much better fic than I've managed to write.
The day Severus Snape woke up vomiting, he took an anti-nausea potion and went back to bed.
The day Severus Snape woke up feeling absolutely normal, he scared three children on the way to the infirmary, all while holding tightly to the small bump that was his belly.
The day Severus Snape noticed his expanding waist-line, he ate three fairy cakes with wicked delight.
daynight Severus Snape had outrageously erotic dreams involving an elephant, little green aliens, and Harry Potter, he began plotting.
The day Severus Snape felt the baby kick for the first time, he locked himself in his room so no one else would hear him cooing to his child. Of course, it was probably just gas…
The day Severus Snape looked down and didn't see his prick, Harry ended up at St Mungos due to "accidental magic." No one believed it, and Harry could barely stop laughing long enough for the Healer to reattach his nose.