mythopoeics

[Filter: NO KHAOS OR HER PEEPS but everyone else's ok]

ALL THOSE GOING TO CHINA, COME HERE.

Not that I'm organizing because AHAHAH. Heee. But I want to know if we can all get a flight together! And safety in numbers, right? And if this all goes well, that would be pretty super!

I...was not expecting this. So what exactly is going on here? I'm pretty sure I've never disappeared into somewhere else. Is this a dream? Ow. No. Ow. Not a dream. I'd believe it was a dream if that was even likely but I think I ruled that out by pinching myself. Look. I've a family to look after. Is this going to last very long?

[Filter: Chang'e]
Are you alright?

OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE

My life was perfectly normal until I got an email to check this place out AND THEN SUDDENLY EVIL FAIRIES WERE TRYING TO KILL ME AND MAKE SURE I FLUNK OUT OF COLLEGE????? And then all that stuff about no happy endings, who actually says stuff like that? IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE, SICK, TWISTED PEOPLE?

...I want out. I WANT A HAPPY ENDING. LET ME LIVE IN PEACE.

[The fact that he was nearly killed by a small fairy was unnerving and annoying. He was not a person amused and he was glad it was over. At least he was until that fucking warning...and then the fucking crazy lady on the community getting all ridiculous about her words. To say he was panicking was maybe a bit of an understatement.

If he'd been back in Zurvan, there would just be fighting and not fucking worrying about shit. He was going to kill that bitch. That and try to figure out a way to explain the holes in the wall to his landlord. Or just get them fixed without mentioning it. He could figure that out.]

Whatever is happening right now...this is bullshit. I'm just saying.

I will never understand how tea can be so expensive here. It pains me sometimes. I suppose having money means I shouldn't complain too much, but...

If that fairy throws more of it on the floor, we're going to have issues...I am going to have to find a place to lock it where he can't get to it. At least he's not interrupting my work...during the day.

Is this normal?

You know, I miss the days when you could get away with things just because you were pretty. But I'm glad the days of getting things because you're a knockout still exist! And I guess I mean to say that as in I'm still a model and actress so I get wonderful jobs and chances.

But I don't really want to go to Prague to do a scene for my show. They say it'll be fun with dancing and everything but I don't really any to go anywhere. I miss my husband most of all right now. Although maybe, I think, he'd be mostly mad at me because I really screwed up and I was taken from his side.

I hope he'll forgive me. Wouldn't you forgive your beautiful wife if she made a mistake?

[Filter: Chinese Pantheon]

I'm lonely! Someone else be here! SOMEONE! Anyone!

EXCEPT Zhu Bajie. Ew.

...

Nutjobs, the whole lot.








Who the hell are you people?

Talk about desperate and needy. Today at work, it was like a gathering of who could have stood to have worshipped me harder. Or could have stood to have had more self-respect. No one's going to give you a role again if you start flirting with the married director. Especially not after I took a photo and plan on sending it to the wife, you ho. How dare you go for my part? As if you could pull off alluring without looking like so bargain bin. Well, trash is trash!

But during it all, there was this super adorable little girl who plays my little sister and she would clutch at my hand whenever we talked. And I just felt giddy that she was so fond of me. I may have put make-up on her.

And then, after work, my ex picked me up because I really needed a ride and I convinced him I deserved to be treated out after such an exhausting day. I'm so cute in pink, so course he agreed. But it didn't even get that far because my shoe's heel broke and I nearly fell. So I had to be taken home and had to settled for take-out in the end, boo. I'm still kind of hungry.

Oh. I guess you can call me Luna. ♥ I don't really want to out myself yet! Hello! Glad to meet you all!