[ filtered AWAY from Khaos ]Dear Uncle,
May I please be excused from school so we can fly somewhere possibly dangerous and go find some magical mystery cup-thinger? I promise I'll behave ever-so-good if you let me. I'll be a total sweetheart, like shitting kittens and spewing glittery rainbows everywhere. I know if we go together we can do anything we like. With us on the case this shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!
Love and kisses,
Your darling niece-let
P.S. -- That was (mostly) sarcasm
[ filtered AWAY from Týr ]Damn, why is my mom such a dumb life-ruining bitch?
[ filter; týr / visible to agravaine ]Look, I dunno what you expect to come of this, but if you wanna talk shit out then we can do that. All I ask is that you let my uncle be there, otherwise no dice.