The Exam: IC Community

So, uh. I feel ridiculous asking this, but I need some help. I...am kind of hopeless with weapons. But I have a knife. And the only thing I know how to do with a knife is cut meat or spread butter. Help?

My first room, it's exciting, I'm excited. I would say "What the shock" but I think that's kind of pointless now.

And I have guns and a machete now that I didn't have before. Is that a common thing?

so i just have one question:

what the fuck where the fuck who the fuck how the fuck?

...This isn't Beacon Hills.

Does anybody know if there's any way to track the phases of the moon?

Random I know but definitely important for me to know.

Well, Dolores got a bucket of dolls eyes. Cause that's not creepy. So now there's a bucket of dolls eyes. If anyone was hoping to run across those.

Wow, I hate everything about this. Has anyone fessed up to, you know, kidnapping people yet, myself included? My mother is dating a hitman, so this will probably definitely end terribly for them. And my boyfriend will

Also, what's with the rat problem?

I seem to be malfunctioning. Where am I?

Does anyone have any plumbing skills? The tap in our bathroom has been dripping non stop for the past two nights and it's not making sleep easy.

Tony and I have been trying to sort out some of the things in our hoarder nightmare bedroom.

It's, um, well -- been interesting. Dusty. Took up like, most of the day.

If you come by, I'll give you a random thing? I don't want to destroy anything in here since that -- well -- seems like it was a bad idea...But I'd appreciate it if people could just come and take, you know, something.

Just so we had a bit more room to breathe in here. It's already spilling out into the halls.



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OOC: If you show interest in the comments and tell Peter you're coming by, I'll send you a link on Discord or the dropbox of the random treasure you've aquired. Who knows, it might end up being useful...

Since this apparently needs to be written out, could everyone please stop trying to:

1. Throw things into the bottomless hellpit.
2. Plan on climbing into the hellpit.
3. GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING HELLPIT.

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I'm keeping watch, so don't try pulling a fast one or I'll knock you the fuck out. I'm not kidding around here.

Also: found a human ear in formaldehyde in case anyone's keeping track of random creepy shit. I really love this place.

(  Filtered to All Minors/Young Folks*  )

[ *ooc: if your character is under ~25ish, feel free to assume he's got you on this filter! no need for them to have talked previously. ]

Annnnnd for the record just in case anybody's keeping score or whatever, but house 1 Arthur Curry 0

Literally no way to break any of these windows and I tried, on numerous occasions, with several different things. One of which was myself.

I maybe also broke a couple things in my attempts.

So, yeah, fun times.

Does anyone want to help me pull these taxidermied heads off the wall? Might make this room a little easier to sleep in...

Hello? Is this thing on? Is it just me or does anyone else feel like they've been dropped into the middle of a horror movie? Just me? Okay. Also, has anyone noticed that the windows don't open? I wasn't thinking about climbing out of one... And! Do we really have to wear these old clothes?