The Exam: IC Community

Well... I didn't lose my lunch which means despite evidence to the contrary I wasn't portalled here.

Small blessings I suppose.

[Eleven & Hopper]
You guys still alright? Radio silence makes me nervous.

[Red Team]
Has anyone actually tried the pools here? Like, they smell weird but everything here kind of does? I don't know, they look suspiciously like hot tubs, but I'm not sure I want to trust the water without knowing what I'm climbing into.

[Block One, minus Supreme Leader]

why is he the LEADER
IF NO ONE LIKES HIM
the knife fight was stupid
SO DUMB

[BLOCK ONE]

Given the results of last night’s selection process, I suppose I should introduce myself.

My name is Kylo Ren, and I have been selected as the leader of Block One. Unfortunately, it does not appear that the rank came with the ability to change the name of our Block, so we remain the “Angry Idiot Queens of the Dumpster Fire.” I hope you’re all proud of yourselves.

Before I arrived in this place, I was the Supreme Leader of the First Order, a government that rules most of my home galaxy. My predecessor and I grew the Order from a hermit state in the Unknown Regions into the dominant galactic power through a mix of voluntary annexation, alliances, and military victories. Having previously ruled over billions of people, I suspect I’ll do fine with the twenty-five of you.

[Poe Dameron]

I didn't see you after the fight. Or since. Where did you go?

Bodega Cat has wares if you have coin. And only coin. Scritches, no matter how expertly administered, are not a valid form of currency. I'm definitely going to need some more money.

Because the Pet Store.

Help a guy out, new friends. Sell me on the coolest animal from your fandom universe.

WHO: Opal & Steve (Bingo #20)
WHEN: Day 3, afternoon
WHERE: Pet Shop
WHAT: Opal is being nosy as usual.
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Incomplete

( all animalness and no dream things. )

Knife fight happening at the fire pit to see who's leading team red. Come watch and take bets.

Anyone else feel like this is some kind of colorful prison?

[BLUE]
It's almost like they're mocking your name at this point sticking you in the red room. Glad to see a friendly face though.

Blue is a nice color. There's a room with lots of tools and tables. It's pretty bitchin.

[ Steve ]
You're not in blue. Hopper and I are there. Are you okay?

[ Peter ]
I'm the blue block, just like you.

This is still one of my better vacations.

[Sharon Carter]

Once more unto the breach, I suppose.

You know "home" means little to me.

WHO: Blue Sargent & Steve Harrington
WHAT: T r a p p e d.
WHERE: A stairwell between the basement and the lobby floor.
WHEN: Day 6, morning
STATUS: Incomplete/In Progress

( Blue Sargent did not freeze in the face of a disaster, she stomped her way through it. )

[Hopper and Steve]

I think I can help.

[Rose]

Hello, I was told to talk to you. I'm another telekinetic.

I know at this point we're kind of like 'oh, it's dark as fuck outside, wonder what will happen, maybe storm, maybe not, y/n??' And not to harsh anyone's mellow but this TED Talk is to inform you that there's a storm coming and it's literally going to chew up the hotel and spit it out in a pile of debris. I'm like the world's shittiest seer but that vision was pretty clear cut.

The erupting volcano was less clear cut, so I'm thinking either we all perish in the storm OR get burned up by lava in the next room.  Either way, it's crispy.

But maybe focus on the issue closest first, so.  Do we actually have a plan re: the super storm?  Like, yeah, we could bring the beach chairs inside but I saw that sides of hotel walls were missing so it might take a little more prep, if we can't figure out a way to stop it entirely.   
    
( I even drew a picture of it because that's what you do when you get psychic visions. )

There's like, lightning and rain and look, I already said I'm a shitty seer but doingmybest.gif

By now, I suppose some of you will have noticed that "Irma" and myself are still with you. You may be wondering why some of the "natives" from the last room followed you here. You may soon have other questions, and we are prepared to answer the ones we can.

My name is Helmut Zemo, of Sokovian Military Intelligence. My colleague is Sharon Carter, of the Central Intelligence Agency. And this is not the first time I have been in a place like this.

I, for one, am always excited to see a plague of darkness upon the land.

Even so, I’m looking forward to taking the risk of choosing the exit door at the next opportunity.

How...? Max, where did you go?

Mike?

What the hell is a Pokemon?

The way these puzzles are going, I expect pirates in our future... Aye matey. Pirate ship. Batten down the hatches?

Guess it's better than volcanic sacrifices.

I've noticed there is a church here, but I'm not overly familiar with human belief systems aside from a few general preferences. Would anyone be willing to explain theirs?

[general reminder that character beliefs =/= writer beliefs. Connor is just a curious android!]

Any word on if we can trust the alcohol in this place yet or not?