The Exam: IC Community

omg i'm already bored of this place.

okay so piggybacking off tony's idea, maybe those of us who aren't in the prison should make explosives from the alcohol that people still have with them. it can be for a good distraction, too.

[deadpool]

what are you planning on doing?

I don't feel so good...

Does anyone have any insight about who may be running everything? It's just...it's just weird that if what some people have been saying is true, then what happened before is effecting where we are here. Someone has to be keeping record.

Does everyone on the blue team have a yellow key?

[Filtered to Red Team]
Hello, Red Team! I wanted to start by saying that we're currently in FIRST place and that wouldn't be possible without the help of our talented pranksters! So let's take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Harley, Ivy, Bucky, Raven, Hermione, Steve with the good hair, Charlie (and his helpers!) and Markus. Extra thanks to Harley for participating both days so far! You are a real champ. I also want to apologize for the inconvenience of the spotty network connections last night. I've restored everything to normal today. Hooray!

For everyone who hasn't participated yet, don't worry. You can continue to sit out if you prefer. However, if you're looking for ways to jump in still, feel free to comment here if you feel more comfortable collaborating with somebody else, or need a bit of help getting started. If you just don't have it in you to be a prankster but want other way to contribute to the team, maybe you can do something like make matching team buttons or neat hats. I could also use some help coming up with an official team name that we can vote on. Maybe some sort of acronym for RED? Share your thoughts!

And also a reminder, I'm sure nobody has been purposefully intending to harm or harass anyone, but please continue to keep in mind the no bullying policy! There's been some complaints on the network of people that do not wish to participate in the games, and that's fine, we shouldn't question their reasoning. Just be respectful! :)

Umm and finally, have a nice day. I can do a coffee run for anybody who suffered last night from the caroling. More energy for revenge!

I didn't realize house-keeping were also given tasks to do.

[Red Team]

I would suggest locking your phones.

I'd take a moment to introduce myself, but I've never had much of a taste for performative modesty and of course, you already know me, Television's Moira Rose, from my tenure on the serial daytime drama Sunrise Bay as the capricious and cunning Vivien Blake. But there's no need to be intimidated! If there is anything you need, I'll be sure to have my husband Johnny Rose help you with it right away.

Now, I must welcome you, my esteemed and apotheosized guests, to our humble and unpretentious excursionist's getaway. I hope each and every one of you enjoyed your first sleep in our folksy bedsteads.

Please, allow Roland to have the honour of turning the sheets and tidying up your rooms while you enjoy all the wonderous rustic conveniences Schitt's Creek has to offer.

To the truly adventurous, I highly recommend a visit to Rose Apocathary for a taste of the countryside. Rose Apocathary carries only locally sourced, handmade products, such as soaps and hand creams, as well as wines and cheeses from nearby farms.

And for the bold and brave, Café Tropical will make you a lunch special unlike anything you, or the chef, has ever seen before. It's truly a once in a lifetime experience.

Oh no oh no I wasn't prepared for this, I've been up working on a list of things to do all night and I just managed to get it finalized when- Okay! New list.

1. Make new list! - In progress
2. Introduce self to team, figure out objectives
3. Strategy meeting???
4. Oh! Maybe a pep rally for team spirit
5. Do we need matching shirts or hats or something, is there a printing company here?
6. Wait maybe we need a team name too. Any input?
7. Do the things!
8. WIN!!

Hi! I'm Nadia Van Dyne, and if you're on the red team that means you're with me. This is pretty exciting. My credentials- I run a lab team of research scientists back home. Also! I'm a member of the Champions, creator of the Doom fanclub (please sign up, meetings on Tuesdays) and I kicked Ronan's butt last night you should have seen it.

Any questions?

The plants in the Conservatory are fucking plastic. I don't know what to do with that information so there you go.

Also this is gonna sound dumb as shit and I'm 100% reading into that stupid movie too much, but has anyone seen any noteworthy triangles?

[FILTER TO ADAM PARRISH]

When we get home, we should go on a real date. No death or dismemberment allowed.

If anyone needs to warm up a bit and take a break from your searches, feel free to come to the kitchen. The pantries have been restocked, plenty to last us quite awhile. Which might mean our hosts are... planning for us to be here awhile.

But I got a pot boiling on the stove, which also makes for a nice cup of tea or hot cocoa. If anyone has a knife, I could use help chopping up some of these vegetables for a stew. Thank you very much.

Also, please be sure to check in on your neighbors and report anyone that may be missing.

In general, does anyone need any help? I mean, I see a lot of rats which apparently don't have disease. We have some clues so far. I've been trying to piece together how we can all get out of this house. As much as I would want to help our host, maybe helping each other is the right way to go.

Okay

So, I know we have a lot of people here who always had powers but now don't. We can still do a lot of things. What are your skills? What can you do really well?

I know we can work together and get ouf of this place if we put our heads together.

My name is Poe Dameron. I'm a Resistance pilot with the Rapier Squadron. From what I've been able to gather, this seems to be Earth, but I have no understanding of how I came to be here, and I desperately need to get back to my own world. All of my equipment was taken from me when I arrived, and I haven't been able to get a signal on this communication device strong enough to contact home.

Does anyone have a communicator with a signal capable of reaching a ship in the Outer Rim?


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OOC Note: As a reminder, you can't see character's names or faces on the network until they've identified themselves. You'll just have to rely on the fact that he's not a very good liar to sort this one out.

An expert? It seems like there's more of us here who are just as confused. I've stumbled my way into the kitchen and cooked up some basic vegetable stew for everyone. I hope you don't mind! I found some supplies, but not a lot of variety. Don't worry; it looks like there's plenty there.

I think it's best if we work together and figure this out. My name is Izuku Midoriya. I'd like to get to know everyone, as none of your names have looked familiar so far. It sounds like if we work together, that's the best! So, um, what are your skills or talents? I'm training to be a hero back home.