So this is, what, some kind of primitive transmitter? I've seen some old tech before, but this is... wow. Stone age. I'm honestly impressed, has anyone cracked one of these things open yet? And I can't say I'm a fan of the whole communication through text thing but this archaic networking system? Whatever asshole arranged this hijacking paid attention to the details.
Wait a minute. Did I time travel? Because I know me, I can't be trusted not to create some kind of paradox and according to my extensive knowledge of comic books those are bad. I'm probably causing at least ten right now. Dutch is gonna kill me if I break history.