DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Hey. How’s it going?
[...]
[2] So I should say that I’d never actually been high before.
[3] Alcohol doesn’t count. Just makes me moody.

TO: Imogen (Wannabe-Yank)

[1] So!
[2] News
[3] YKW and all the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts
[3] And YKW is dead

TO: Dickhead

[1] so
[2] interviewing the Imperiused minister
[3] you're coming up in the world

TO: Rosier

[X] You d
[1] Thank you. That was very generous.

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Marshmallows?
[2] What a comeback. Honestly. 👏👏👏

TO: "Angelus"

[1] KEATS?

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Hey, you might want to get Gringotts to check their security.
[2] Because I just found this footage of you there on the Winternet.

TO: Jez 😍

[x] hey i'm sorry about
[x] i still think we should leave but maybe
[x] are you still mad
[1] you up?

TO: Dickhead

[1] what are you wearing
[2] oh sorry, wrong number
[3] [...] what have you been up to lately

@ThePitch: We may not be on the air anymore, but we're not gone
@ThePitch: Unfortunately we're reporting to the Quidditch community the death of Keaton Flitney in the early hours of last morning
@ThePitch: We would like to take a moment to remember Keaton Flitney's contributions both on and off the pitch and all he did for the Sport
@ThePitch: [long list of Keaton's accomplishments and charitable work]

TO: D. Wiggs

[1] So
[2] Not sure what to say really
[3] You alright?

TO: Barnaby

[1] Hey
[2] You heard the news from last night yet?

TO: hubby 💕

[1] I'm so so so so so sorry I'm going to be later than I thought
[2] I'll make it up to you later this week?
[3] But if you check in my bedside drawer there's a Valentine's present for you 😘

TO: r08

[1] Who the bloody hell is Svetlana Kozlov?
[2] I think she threatened to stab me in Russian.

TO: graham angelus

[1] Are you alright?

TO: c max aka the love grinch

[1] stop giving me overtime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ThePitch: BREAKING UPDATES: Order of the Phoenix attacks, takes lives, gets Quidditch cancelled.
@ThePitch: Statements by Head of Games & Sport Lucius Malfoy point out true culprits.
@ThePitch: Please join us in a moment of silence for all the victims of this senseless vigilante violence.
@ThePitch: Afterwards, tune in to the WWN for a special discussion on what this means for our beloved game and why vigilantes have to ruin everything.

TO: Fuckface

[1] heyyyyy
[2] how are you?

@thepitch: BREAKING NEWS: International Confederation of Wizards Quidditch Committee bans UK National Teams from competing in 2018 World Cup.
@thepitch: Chairman Jacques Petrie indicates decision did not come easily or lightly, has been considered for some time.
@thepitch: Reasoning includes promotion of L. Malfoy to highest sports post in the Ministry among numerous others including growing instability.
@thepitch: (cont.) and likelihood of interference in organizations.

TO: Peony

Something might have happened today which you shouldn't fret over.

TO: Dante

[1] I deserve a medal.
[2] I drove a Hufflepuff to violence today.

[TO] "Cousin Adrestia"

[1] If it comes up, Peony was at your place last night, alright?
[2] Cheers

[TO] "Peach Fuzz"

[1] Mama came barging into Peony's quarters last night because we had a missing brooch emergency and she wasn't there
[2] I told her she was at Adrestia's but quid pro quo, mate, quid pro quo

[TO] "Non Psycho Sis"

[1] LOLOLOLOLOL how the mighty have fallen
[2] Also don't wear turtlenecks. That's so obvious

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] Jeremy
[2] Jez
[3] I have something important to tell you
[4] 🚨🚨🚨🚨

TO: CLASS OF '08 [Group]

[1] Should we have a Christmas party
[2] Should we do a Secret Santa
[3] It's time to get festive
[4] And pretend we aren't two seconds away from having our every move tracked

TO: Peony

[1] You know I realized something.
[2] I should probably actually ask you to be my date to your parent's gala.

LATER:
TO: Dante

Women are ridiculous.

TO: barnaby with the bad beard

[1] yo barnaby
[2] i have our next guest lined up

TO: Richenza

[1] heyyyy
[2] whatcha up to, beautiful?

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