I donnea tink da miss lady likes me bein' 'ere.

Very funny, Mohinder. Now, tell your little Japanese friend to put me back where I belong.

I really bloody hate the full moon.

Well, if this isn't the most interesting little gadget I've seen in a long time. I'm not even quite sure that I'm using it properly but I guess there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

Hmm. Where to start. Let's see. Oh! First of all, Noah dear, if you were planning a trip to New York you might have thought to tell me first. My mother is going to be beside herself when I'm not around to take her to the doctor tomorrow and you know how she can be. At least, I hope you're somehow behind this.

Also, could someone please explain why the calendar says it's 2009? That's a little far-out to be believable, even for me.

Okay...I'm a little confused right now. First off, I went to sleep in Pennsylvania and now I'm in New York City. And Mark is an idiot, but he's not that much of an idiot. I have an exam on Monday. Not to mention Sandy would kill him. Which begs the question of what happened. There's also the calendar...which says it's 2009. And that's just ridiculous. Anyone with a brain knows it's 1984.

Has anyone seen a girl named Sandra Lewis around? I'm hoping she's not caught up in this nonsense, but you never know.

I certainly hope no one expects me to buy that load of tripe that I was just fed as an explanation as to why I am suddenly not where I'm supposed to be.

Does anyone care to explain exactly what is going on here, and why someone felt it was necessary to so rudely interrupt my lunch in order to play a hilariously unfunny practical joke?

I'm still trying to adjust to all of this. It's so strange here. At least I have my sister with me, now.

I suppose I should just give up the ghost. Apparently it's impossible to keep up a cover that has suited quite well for the last four years when there are people that can point at you and outright say that you're not who you claim to be.

Did I mention?

Freedom is so sweet.

( Mr. Suresh )

.. Banana?

What's going on?

Goodness.

Nothing like the mun having finals finally finding a decent job to leave a woman out of touch with the world for a few weeks, hm?

Apparently I missed a familial expansion ... again. Wonderful.

Not that I'm not grateful to be alive again, but things have gotten too quiet and that worries me. I've heard some pretty distressing things about certain people too.

This . . . I- I didn't do this. What-

[[OOC: Spoilers for Heroes 3x23 "1961" in comments likely]]