Well, if this isn't the most interesting little gadget I've seen in a long time. I'm not even quite sure that I'm using it properly but I guess there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

Hmm. Where to start. Let's see. Oh! First of all, Noah dear, if you were planning a trip to New York you might have thought to tell me first. My mother is going to be beside herself when I'm not around to take her to the doctor tomorrow and you know how she can be. At least, I hope you're somehow behind this.

Also, could someone please explain why the calendar says it's 2009? That's a little far-out to be believable, even for me.

Okay...I'm a little confused right now. First off, I went to sleep in Pennsylvania and now I'm in New York City. And Mark is an idiot, but he's not that much of an idiot. I have an exam on Monday. Not to mention Sandy would kill him. Which begs the question of what happened. There's also the calendar...which says it's 2009. And that's just ridiculous. Anyone with a brain knows it's 1984.

Has anyone seen a girl named Sandra Lewis around? I'm hoping she's not caught up in this nonsense, but you never know.