Well, if this isn't the most interesting little gadget I've seen in a long time. I'm not even quite sure that I'm using it properly but I guess there's only one way to find out, isn't there?

Hmm. Where to start. Let's see. Oh! First of all, Noah dear, if you were planning a trip to New York you might have thought to tell me first. My mother is going to be beside herself when I'm not around to take her to the doctor tomorrow and you know how she can be. At least, I hope you're somehow behind this.

Also, could someone please explain why the calendar says it's 2009? That's a little far-out to be believable, even for me.

So, just to clarify, we're in another universe, God brought people here, there are duplicates of several people and we can't control whether we stay or go?

I figured it would be better to get my facts straight first, rather than making a post filled with redundant questions like 'What's going on?', 'Where am I?' and 'How did I get here?'.

( Spoilers in post and comments for Heroes Season 3 episode Exposed )