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...There's a very pink creature with eyes that keeps following me?? Help?

Tell Vis and the boys I'm sorry.

I'M OLD

( Protective or possessive / Call it passive or aggressive )

My twin brother's here. That's...something. Doesn't feel right? Not too excited about it. He's a bit of a prick so be warned.

And Zoro is a woman? Is that normal?

Does this happen often? I'm not sure I like it. I look like I should be plotting my next escape from the Circle... or like I should be trying to endear myself to others through various means.

I saw three people I want to put in my basement on my walk today :( But I want resisted because thats what good people do. At least thats what Georgie said, once.

Uh... I think there's a thing happening. I'm stuck with a guy who...has my face?

I have never seen a creature like this before. It does remind me of a sheep but...it's much fluffier. It's quite friendly, as well.

Oh no. This is different.

Well I'm going to go throw up

Um. Well. Today's been a morning.

[Bruce]
Can I ask a question? Maybe some advice?

[Dick]
Are you busy?

Is anyone here skilled at getting rid of ghosts? I hope he's a ghost

This isn't funny

[Batfam + Clarks (all of them)]

This is going to end up being public knowledge sooner or later but I wanted you all to hear it from me first. I'm married. I would really like you all to meet her.

The last time something like this happened, I was fine. It was still me. But this is going to spring a whole level of body dysmorphia.

Also - thank you Westview. I'm going to learn how to walk in heels properly, among other things.

[Sebastian & Aeden]
Still me. Sherr and I dipped out early. Won't be back until late, but you should see his new party trick. It's inspiring.

Fucking figures this place is pulling some weird shit again. Which one of you asshole losers commented about being bored this time?

Stupid Deku running around with some other stupid group. That's FINE. I'm better off without him.

So the world has gone absolutely barmy and this happened. My coworkers had to tell me several times I'm not allowed to ran about my anatomy on the telly but I have COMPLAINTS.

[Eliot]

Rain check on coffee. I seem to be a lady and I have no idea how to dress. Anything weird happening with you? Are you a lady? Older? Younger?

When I said I wanted to wear a dress I didn't mean like this.

I guess the universe is set right now, sort of, with one of us being a girl and all.

This sucks though. Dad's moping, mom's not here, I'm no longer male... what else is going on?

[Edited later]

DOES ANYONE KNOW A BRUCE?!

Really can't believe we're doing this again.

Great, now I'm seeing my brother here. Fortunately he's more spirit than physical so he can't hurt anyone. Except emotionally, but that's my cross to bear But this town does not need Lex Luthor here in ANY form.

While I'm glad this place has decided to give me a baby again I have some comments on the father. I'm not sure what I was thinking but I'll consider it a lesson learned. Something about that face just seems drawn to bards. Including ones that are currently serenading someone else.

No magic. I don't have magic, it's just.. gone. What the shit!! I can still make potions though. But it sucks not having magic. And not the good kind of sucks either

I am an older sibling for a second time.

It would seem that I have brother I did not know about. I was sent note today about this. I will not say who yet until we have talk with each other but I have the documentation I was sent in front of me.

This is something nice that I have instead of the crazy of many of you. I do not want to brag, but it IS nice. I hope that he feels the same. He may be slightly upset.

Does anyone have some advice?

This is bad.

This is REALLY bad.

...Do things here go back to normal?

It's GONE.

My hand is normal, my FACE is normal and NOTHING is my responsibility.

I could get behind this, even if I DO need help to use the stove. I don't suppose my inquisition's managed to turn up?