Look, I made a prat of myself earlier on with the whole announcement I was supposed to be making, so here's my second go at it. You lot deserve to hear it from me straight.
I'm having a kid with Steph. It's, er, not a choice thing, not really, but it's happening and I reckon that's how it's going to be. So, yeah. Sorry if it upsets anyone, especially you future lot, but there's nothing we can really do about it now except properly deal with it, yeah? I'll do what I can for the kid and I know Steph'll do the same.
The apocalypse really isn't the best place for I'm too bloody young for this sort of I don't want a kid right now, I'm only twenty years old and I still haven't a single clue