War Is Coming Communications.

Okay. So, I was going to let Ron tell you guys, but considering he's been drunk all day I'm pretty sure that it's not the best condition for him to be in when he tells you guys, and you know, he will end up blurting it out because that's what happens when you're drunk and kinda freaking out and stuff. But um. I'm rambling.

Anyway, basically, here goes. Um. So. I'm pregnant. I thought you guys should hear it from one of us instead of us telling other people and letting it slowly find it's way to you. So yeah.

Apparently growing up without threat makes people think they're invincible and think that talking to bloody Lucifer is a good idea even after knowing who he is and being advised to ignore him.

You would think knowing the history of the war would show that isn't the case...

It's not being a mother to say listen to advice from people who know what's going on, right? Common sense and all. I can't be a mother and I feel like, I don't know.

Just out of curiosity how many of us are there? And what different sorts of magic are there?

And all those from the same world as me....this Harry Potter series or what have you....are you all trained up when it comes to magic?

[Neville]
I saw a post about teaching the people who are displaced here about the creatures and 'hunting'. Out of curiosity were you going to volunteer?

I'm asking the man who posted about the difference in creatures here as of the moment, I'm curious. And I'm contemplating going through this camp

On August 14th (that'd be the Sunday after next), Camp Bobby is officially going to be open for business. As a reminder, this is a week long Hunting 101 Guide designed to help those of you who are interested in learning more about the supernatural aspects of this world (though it's mostly, for the time being, centered on demons and spirits -- like ghosts, for example). Room and board will be provided to each new group, so long as each group chips in to help provide food for the week, as Bobby's only got but so much he can give and, according to him, "it ain't nowhere near enough, so you idjits had better find a way to feed yourselves."

Similar to the last time we ran this training event, you have to be at least eighteen or older to participate. I know it sucks for those of you who are younger and want to get your hands dirty with experience, but none of us are comfortable teaching minors at this point, due to both personal preference and past experience, so you're just gonna have to hang tight and wait until you're eighteen before being involved with this one.

Because a lot happened between the last time I posted about this -- which I want to apologize for again, I really intended to get the ball rolling on this a lot sooner I just couldn't -- I'm gonna ask that, if you're interested, that you post your name here. I'll write up a list in the order of those of you who commented to be fair, splitting everyone up into groups set for each week of training. In addition to your name, I'm gonna need info on whether or not you've got the means to get to South Dakota on your own. If you don't have transportation, I'll find you some, but I need to know ahead of time.

If any of you have experience with the supernatural or combat training and want to help out a little at camp with your own courses, let me know. We're all for giving everyone who's headed to South Dakota the opportunity to learn whatever they can.

THE LIST

GROUP ONE
1. Jaime Lannister
2. Jack Landors
3. Dawn Summers
4. Tess Mercer
5. Victor Stone

GROUP TWO
1. Rose Tyler
2. The Tenth Doctor
3. Connor Temple
4. Mel Halliwell
5. River Song

GROUP THREE
1. Trish Wellington
2. Juliet O' Hara
3. Kurt Hummel
4. Anakin Solo
5. Clark Kent

GROUP FOUR
1. Alice Longbottom
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Isabela
4. John Jones
5. Epiphany Greaves

GROUP FIVE
1. Princess Leia
2. Jessica Drew

(Dean)
You don't have to jump into this right away, if you don't want to.

Mum Alice Mum,

Well. Hello. I have to admit that this is a little strange. Because I don't KNOW you You probably have a lot of questions, and I'll answer anything I can. I haven't been here very long but my friend Ron has so if I don't know, I can always ask him.

And there's something you should know. And I didn't want to be the one to say it but I think maybe it'd be best if I did. Do you know of the Lestrange family? I can't do this. I barely know you. Not like this you, anyway. I want to say I missed you but I don't know if you can miss someone if you don't know them

Thank you for the birthday wishes, by the way. It's the first time you've ever said it to me

Look what I got. Professor Trelawney always said I had a knack for divination. Wouldn't hurt to get into it again, I suppose.

Skipping out on the tea leaves though, I can't stand drinking tea like that.

I've tried three different times to talk to her and I honestly don't know what to say.

I think I understand now why people just start drinking. If anyone needs me for anything, could you guys just tell them I'm sick or something? Don't think I'm coming out for a while.

What the bloody hell is going on? I was literally just getting into a carriage. I'm a prefect, you can't do this, I don't care how funny it is. Seriously, I'm not going to get in trouble with the professors, so someone might as well own up to it now and maybe I won't get too angry with you! These pranks are getting beyond ridiculous! And this is an elaborate one, I don't know how you lot pull it off!

You have a minute before I get to the point where I'm going to hex someone into last year. Aunt Ginny did teach me that bat boogey hex, you know... I swear if it was you James I'm going to drag you by his ear to your mum and let her have at you.

This is completely and utterly ridiculous! I don't have time for this.

So, I may or may not have hexed Steph... Ron made a post about Malfoy being in his apartment so I went to hex the git... but now 'he' is claiming to be Steph.

if it is Steph, I was justified, right? I mean. Death Eater with my brother. Perfectly acceptable reaction, yes?

Oh. And I've decided I'm baking you cookies tomorrow. Well. Today. They'll be edible, I swear!

[Neville]

So, after talking with Sam last night about support to get over things, I realized I never well, thanked you. For making me talk about what happened and everything even when I really didn't want to and wouldn't have had you not found me and all. I still don't think it fair you had to deal with it but you did and yeah. Thanks. Yes, I'm rubbish at this.

Doesn't help that the nightmares are back, what with the threat of possession and all. Aren't the ones of the war bad enough?


[Lily]

So, I still don't know what to think of
I mean, I'm sixteen yet
What if Harry showed up? I don't want that pre
I don't even know if

Settling in okay? I mean, you've only been here a few days after me and all but yeah.

So. This thing called YouTube. Fascinating. Though, it has led me to question if I'll ever be able to take Harry seriously again. So far, I'm thinking no, I really won't.

Blimey. You lot are rather good at getting drunk where everyone can see, aren't you? It's enough to short out a TARDIS's translation circuits. Not that she's mine to worry about at the moment.

Anyway, it seems there's more of you I ought to meet, or rather, have a few words with. Everyone with two hearts raise your hand.

[Private to the Doctor (Eleventh)]

Where'd you park the TARDIS? I need the infirmary.

I spent the morning going to nurseries around here to see if any of them are hiring. Thankfully, one of them was extremely understaffed, so I get to start at Sunrise Garden Center tomorrow. I suppose this is one of the times where I can actually be glad that it's a good thing most people aren't too interested in plants.

It's too bad most of the ones here aren't as interesting as the ones back home.

Hey Neville? Can I talk to you about something?

It's kind of important.

Okay, fine. I'm stuck here. Whatever! Whoever decided to bring me here could have at least brought me with my lucky gold cowboy boots!

Hello again everyone.

Is the apocalypse over yet?

isnt it strange hwo all the aliens here all

look like people/ i think its strange.

and how all'f our diferent universes all have some of the same stuff
and we all talk the same but some with acents.

It's not just a sensor array on the roof, it's a broadcast array, they're calling in reinforcements.

If anyone's still alive out there, don't let them take you without a fight, wherever you are, don't give in. I'm not going to. We're probably all done for, but that doesn't mean we just have to go belly-up.

The eyes are weak points, the joints are weak points, if you know how to rig an EMP, do it.

(ooc: Star's still got Silver in her system, 'Resistance' filter is the same as 'team good guy' filter)

Of all the annoying things, honestly, why am I here? What sort of idiotic plan was this, taking people and just telling them to use a computer, as if every person would know how. This is absolutely absurd and uncalled for. I don't even know who I'm expected to talk to. Everyone I know should be at home in bed, or perhaps still at work.

Harry, you best be home when I find out how to get back. Don't expect me to keep helping you when you're avoiding me.

That goes double for you, Ron.

If anyone has any answers, they'd be very appreciated.

Thank Merlin I still have my wand. This is an absolute nightmare.