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Is anyone being Marilyn for the Halloween bash? Cause if not 'Claimed'

Since clearly word has not spread enough! SATURDAY NIGHT! There's a party. A great big party of Halloween filled amazingness. Yes, you should dress up. ...let's not let what happened last year get to us, okay? We're going to have music and dancing and tons of food and it's going to be amazing. I'm holding it at the Youth Center, mostly because the gymnasium there can hold everyone with no problem and it isn't as weird getting a DJ in the complex.

NOW! I know not everyone is rolling in money and some of you are new to this time period. You are not exempt. I raided a few costume shops as well as the antique store I used to work at. There's now a huge pile of costumes and pieces that can be made into costumes sitting in the front office at the Center. Neutral location, see how I work? Let's all be friends, dammit If you don't have a costume yet, come on by and take a look, see if you can find something you like.

I expect to see everyone there. No exceptions, or I will stern-face at you. I'm looking at you, Moody Gisborne.

[John]

You left in the middle of the night again. Start leaving a note, would you?
I know you're not big on crowds. I don't blame you. But would you come by? At least for a little while? I'd love for you to see what all I've gotten done.

Also, Toby should come to the party.

[Peter and Andrew]

Sure would be nice if you two could have a date to the party. How long are you going to keep this up? I'm like, legit afraid to talk to you guys in public in case someone catches on

Filtered to Andrew, Charley, Amy, Priestly, Tom, Steph, Faith, Wesley, Marguerite, Epiphany, and Lois
So I don't know if you lot saw yet, but Lexi is having a party on Saturday. I'm thinking everyone needs to come.



[Andrew]
Do you have anything in mind for where you'd like to go on Sunday?

[Amy]
We were going to head to the museum that afternoon, yeah? Does around 2 PM work for you?


[Charley]
So this party. I really want you come. But you should know, there will be vampires there. Lexi, her boy Lee, and their roommate Stefan. Possibly others, I don't know. They aren't like the vampires back home. They have this sort of switch that allows them to turn on their emotions. Lexi, at least, I actually trust. She's had more than enough opportunities to harm me, and she's only ever been a good friend, even when I could hardly stand to talk to her on the boards. I'll understand if you would prefer not to just yet, but I would like for you to meet her.

You doing alright? Looks like you had two scares in two days.

I kind of needed that last night. Not so much the hangover, but that was an easy enough fix. Epiphany, you are fucking gorgeous and I love you.

[Andrew]
sorry for stealing your bed last night. I don't even fucking remember how that happened...


[Enigma]
do I recall you saying something about pastries last night?

Sending this to you because I figure Wes is probably still out cold. How's he holding up?

Filtered to Tom, Andrew, Dawn, Wesley, Dick, and whoever else was out drinking last night
I need to stop giving these out every time we all get drunk, makes me fucking run out too fast
If you need one, and you probably will after how fucking hammered we all got last night, Epiphany makes some fucking top notch hangover potions. I have a couple on hand at my place, if you want to pay me back.

[Wesley]
You get one for free if you're even fucking conscious to fucking read this

[Forward dated to morning]

I have coffee, tea, light pastries and aspirin in large quantities for those who can force themselves out of bed long enough to come to my door at [apartment].

For those that can't, our delivery service includes the same and a re-hydration smoothie.

So, as I was sitting, watching everyone flip the hell out inquire about loved ones...which was rather amusing I realized something...

...I have no friends.

It was a very sad realization that prompted me to go steal get alcohol.

I'm still here, in case anyone's wondering. Fuck you in the fucking ass, Seal. With a fucking pitchfork. I'm getting majorly drunk tonight, if anyone else cares to join me.

( cut b/c omg ALLL THE FILTERS (Steph, Wesley, Tom, Lexi, Troy, Rose, Marguerite, Emma, Faith, Piffy, and Andrew) )

Right...so not Gotham, not New York, and not even close to somewhere with a decent...anything.

Why, for the love of Batman's codpiece am I in Kansas? Wasn't in Kansas two seconds ago, I was hanging upside down from a roof waiting for...well that parts not important to anyone but me and the First Bank of Gotham's guards.

So...anyone got answers?

I'm thinking again. That tends to be dangerous. Someone make me stop.

I know Lexi said I'm not.... but I can still feel my fucking skin burning sometimes. Why won't it stop?



[Amy]
Can I ask you something?
...fuck. I can't


[Steph]
So what, you get a cat and suddenly the rest of us don't matter anymore? I'm hurt, Miss Detective!!


[Tom]
How are you doing, mate? Want to hit the Roadhouse sometime this weekend?


[Rose]
I'm having nightmares over the images you put in my head. Never thought I'd be the one to fucking say this to anyone, but... please tell me you're sober now??

I don't know why everyone is complaining about being dragged here. This isn't bad at all.

The forests of this land are small

It seems the nature here still refuses to speak in spite of my best efforts.

fuuuuuuuuck me hangovers really fuckin suck dick and balls and fuck

[darcy]
hows camp?

That's it. Never leaving my apartment again. No carnivals, no nothing.

What the fuck is that nasty ass smell? And how the hell am I the first one to ask about this shit?

OWWW MOTHERFFFF

Anyone else feel that just now? Bad enough I can't freaking sleep. We've got earthquakes, now? threw me right into the freaking countertop

Some fat fuck just walked up to me gushing about how amazing my show is. I can't believe I'm a fucking television character. And a book character, but from what I gather she's a far cry from who I am.

I have a show and I'm not even the main fucking character Is this common here? How much am I going to have to glamour these idiots?

If there were another bar here that catered to those of us that aren't exactly human would any of you go there?

Tom should never have shown me Tumblr.

At first I was like, "comic book things! COOL!"

And then I was like, "I love this movie! COOL!"

And then I was like, "...Connor Temple fangirls...lol what????"

And then there were more and more and more. And I'm not sure if I should be flattered or terrified but I don't think I'm going home to London anytime soon to be on the safe side.

I got bored and decided to look around the internet tonight. I learned two things.

One, I apparently got made into a kid's toy. That made me laugh.

Two, tumblr scares the hell outta me.