War Is Coming Communications.

I walked out of a door in Gotham and found Kansas on the other side.

I stayed calm and didn't panic.

Five minutes later, some weirdo tried to grope me on the street. But I played nice and didn't punch him in the face. Not long after that, some kid called me "Batman's girlfriend". I patted him on the head and complimented him on his imagination, still not panicking. Then I went into a library and asked to use their phone because mine isn't working. Despite all the looks I got, I did what I needed to do.

Nobody answered any of my calls.

Because, according to a bunch of people I asked "Gotham doesn't exist."

What the hell is going on?

I'm on the internet. I'm on...the internet. I am a person and I am on the internet, featured as a character in a series about Buffy.

Oh god. Oh god. That means that you're all...

Lois? When I said that I would have your babies, I didn't actually mean - it was a joke. I was joking. Ha, ha, ha! Ha?

And, uh, Catwoman? If you saw me talking about you being sexy in any way...actually, you know what? We'll stick with that. I am not ashamed.

ALSO, PETER PARKER. PETER PARKER. You're not a crazy person! YOU'RE PETER PARKER.

...or you are a crazy person named Peter Parker and I'm just - no. Nope. If this whole fictional thing is a real thing, then you, good sir, are going to be a real thing too. I need to
Who else is
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I can't breathe

You people. So incredibly dramatic.

Have to say though, keep it up. I'm highly amused.

I don't know why everyone is complaining about being dragged here. This isn't bad at all.

PETER

WHY ARE YOU NOT DANCI

Okay more tequila is an excuse

BRING ME...

good. ahahahah you're right here and im texing you HELLOOOOO

Three blocks. No homeless people. No one getting knifed. No drug deals going on.

Something tells me not even Batman would be that good.

What the hell happened?

Hey, Catwoman. I think I found your soulmate.

Batman and Robin.

It's either the worst movie ever made and an abomination if there ever was one.

Or it's the funniest thing in the world.

I can't decide. However, I do know this: George Clooney smiled way too much to be Batman. It was almost frightening. I had to look away several times.

I put money down on the Eldridge for Christmas Eve. Seal-Captive Party.

Isabel you're in charge of organizing and planning cause your love for Christmas makes me happy. Pick your team and get to it. You have less than a month!

Tony, you get to dress up snazzy and hire a limo. And there will be a fancy dinner, and much dancing.

Friends of Felicia, this will require a glorious shopping trip.

I enjoy having money. I hereby petition for a return of the Bauble. Whose with me!

[Clown Co-Conspiritor]

I might have posted Sam several circus flyers and have organized a lovely man named Chuckles to call by the house lost.

...he won't shoot him will he? Should we prewarn Ruby?

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Mine was pretty decent, with the exception of being forced to watch clowns scuffle their way through the parade.

I still think it's pretty sick that they would openly display that sort of thing in front of innocent children, but hey. Apparently I'm overreacting.

(Filtered to everyone 18+)
As promised, Bobby and I are discussing re-opening training camp again. We'll be taking a break for the holidays when we get closer to Christmas, but I think we should be able to start sign-ups again and start progressing from there.

(Winchester + Jo & Chuck filter)
We should probably put down a final verdict on the minors at camp thing.

There was a giant Spiderman and the me that isn't me sang.

Surreal thy name is Macy's.

Sam how'd you do with ALL OF THE CLOWNS.

Now brb fighting the food coma :p

So, this complex that's set up for all the lost souls, you guys over there wouldn't mind a new girl dropping in, would you? I'm usually the type who likes to take care of herself, but I don't think I'm going to be able to do that here as well as I did back home.

So, Patrols?

We got a bit lax with them I guess but I don't want to put it all on the few people that have kept it up. Superhero types I'm looking at you.

We could work out a rota, we could make sure someones on guard at the complex and someones out in the city, there's enough of us you us.

Only people trained though. Otherwise we're just putting more people in danger.

[Selina]

Have you Thanksgiving plans? Cause, y'know, I'm not about to leave you on your own over the holidays. And one of the girls, Jessica Moore, she's doing a thing

[Tony]

Should we do the Jess-thanksgiving? If you want the Turkey and the whole super-american thing. Cap would be so proud. Not that we're a we. I just...

I've been trying to keep myself calm, cool and collected. And I've been doing a damn good job of it if I do say so myself. But then I find this. As if everyone I know being fictional wasn't bad enough, I have to deal with that. Anne Hathaway. OF COURSE.

And good luck running, climbing and generally existing in those heels, honey.

So, who else here is a member of the fictional club? Is this a common thing around here?

Anyone care to explain why, when I look at a map, Gotham isn't on it?

A girl's never needed Batman so much in all her life. Men are never around when you actually want them, are they?

T.V. inside a car is quite possibly the worst idea ever invented when the typical driver already has the attention span of a goldfish.

And I'm back. It was a short trip.

Does anyone have a glaring issue if Jaina and I go and yell at George Lucas. She's talked me down from the lightning plan so he'll be mostly unharmed.

That and its possible I'm running out of Fanboy Jedi Churches to destroy by explaining the nature of the Force to.

I'm going out of town. I'll be back eventually.

[FILTERED FROM BAD GUYS]
I really miss home. I know it's not the same, but would it be possible for me to go to Washington for a little while?