War Is Coming Communications.

Meet me at the front doors for more training? And training, and training, until you tell me to go to hell

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Flowers! I got flowers, and ice cream and Italian. Look at me, being all normal and date-like.
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Everyone's lucky I'm in a good mood. I was going to drag your butts out of bed for a surprise first training session with the combat squad. But I'm feeling nice.

So! Tomorrow night is your first training scenario for combat and magic squads. Yay. If you don't show up, I'm taking it as your official drop out from the squads.

Big Brother will be watching to evaluate and criticize. Squad leaders, hope you're ready.

Camp goers are excused.

Goddamn, I missed being a guy.

I'm blonde again. I vote for at least a week of no chaos.

Well now. Back to yourselves.

What did you learn?

I. Have. To. Pee.


Kill me.

Okay, really, what the hell?  I mean things are weird.  I accept that things are weird.  I'm all there with the whole evil is everywhere and each world has their own version of it.  But please, tell me what kind of whacked-out freaky evil being thinks it's amusing to TURN ME INTO A BOY!?!?!

Penis. PENIS. OH MY GOD. I HAVE TO PEE.

Ruby, naked. Oh god. Sam, can't look- brain melt. Where the hell is my body!

I take it back. I will body swap with Faith anyday. Get me out of a boy!

Winchester, don't you even LOOK at my body, so help me God.

I- oh god. Oh God. Oh God. He's a boy, it's a boy. There's boy.
Breath, Buffy.
Oh this is so wrong

I expect this is another dasterdly and evil plan we should be doing all in our power to stop.

And I'll get right on that, after I'm done being amused.

Might be a while.

I don't know which one of you twisted assholes thinks this is funny but screw you. Making me look like the guy who made my life a living hell? Really? Fucking fix it now or I will hunt you down and make your life miserable until you do.

That's a promise.

I don't know what this is or how it happened but I want it fixed now! This is in now way funny or amusing. I swear by every diety in this world and the last I will make everyone's life miserable if this isn't fixed in this very moment. This isn't at all remotely hilarious!

I've DIED. Which is FINE BY ME BECAUSE I DIED DOING MY DUTY! However, I DIED and I appear in this supernatural-forsaken WORLD. Where I get sent to the CORNER as if I am nothing more than a mentally-ill INFANT by two idiotic, over-grown, apes of civilians who tell me that I can't learn how to better improve my skills or to go out actively and DO MY DESTINY because of my AGE. I could break both of you with my pinky. Despite the insult and my anger, I didn't say anything. Even though I've had to deal with the lack of PROPER demons for weeks! Weeks!

I haven't said a single thing about anything! Not about the fact that the stupid overly bleached imbecile of a vampire whose girlfriend KILLED me gets to live in the same building! Not about the fact that I'm being grouped with whining teenage boys! I'm glad most of you have finally decided to stop complaining. I haven't even said ANYTHING about Buffy's dumb-lessons! And I'm sorry Mr. Harr-Xander. However, I'm sixteen. You're an attractive man but you're starting to boarder on the same level as Mr. Giles. The crush is practically over. It's because of age. Not because of your manly prowess.

I've dealt with all of it. ALL of it without a single DAMNED word! And now this!? THIS! I WANT MY BODY BACK AND I WANT MY BODY BACK RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL BEAT EVERY SINGLE

Does that mean that he's in my bo I hate this place. I'm never leaving my room again. Stupid. Stupid. Dumb. Stupid. Place I don't plan on eating ever, either. Because there is no way that I'm going to use the b

I don't know who is responsible for this but it had better be fixed within the hour. Or else heads will roll.

[ooc: You know I couldn't wait! :-P]

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I didn't kill Ben
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But he kn
He knows what happened, and yet he did it all again
He made us all
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Alright, listen. Get you're weapons, we're trying this again. Let Glory's victims go, they'll lead us right to Glory. She's going to have people, and probably more demons already there. Kill the demons, hold off the victims for as long as you can. Kendra, Jacen, you're leading them.

Vi, Xander, get to Dawn. Don't let anyone spill a drop of her, okay? Keep me alive

Clark, Kara, or Andrea, if any of you are going. Or all three of you. We're sort of down a wrecking ball. I want one, or all three of you, to hit her hard. Just once each and then get the hell out of there, I'll do the rest.

[Xander]
He has to die. I didn't kill him last time.

Apparently Glory has something of mine, or that use to be mine. I'm not entirely sure what it is, but when they actually say that to me it's usually true. I think Spike got kidnapped. Again

I just temporarily invested in a shiny weapon. So we're leaving. Anyone with magic. I want a location on Glory. I don't care if you have to all work together to form one massive spell of insanity, find her. And then anyone who wants in? We're leaving.

It is good to, once again, be able to kill something a demonic creature. A Slayer isn't meant to sit around and twiddle her thumbs just because two idiots who wouldn't know the sharp end of a broadsword decided that she was too young to fufill her Calling, waiting idly. It is exciting to have a productive patrol. Thank you, Buffy for coming up with this squad idea even though I don't think that you should be placing civilia and for having my back.

Alright, so, main problems.

1. Drusilla. We aren't stopping until that vampire is dust. Before the sun goes down I want teams patrolling. Vi, Kendra, break them up into twos or threes and assign city sectors.

2. Glory. We still don't have a way to kill her. And honestly, I don't know. If anyone has a weapon strong enough to kill a God, please let me know. If you see her, run like hell. It's the smartest thing to do and I full encourage it. Anyone assigned to research? I'll buy you all pizza if you hit the books for this.

3. Death of Angels. I've been seeing people talk about it, but I'm not fully aware of what's being planned. Anyone want to share what you have going?

4. Lilith. I also don't know much about her. I full encourage running.

Is anyone else trying to kill people?

Alright, this is just stupid. Lots of people want to help find Drusilla and no one is coordinating. This is going to explode in our faces.

If you want to hunt her down, be in mine and Andrew's office in ten minutes, I'm breaking up sections of the city. You'll go in pairs, and you'll go properly armed.

As soon as I have some free time I'm organizing a squad of people who want to fight, who can fight, and we're going to do this the right way for all threats.

Anyone who can find people based on their picture? Now would be a good time to step forward. If that girls alive, I can't imagine she will be for much longer.

[ooc Edit: I, me, mun, Cara, doesn't have time to actually organize anyone. I AM going to try to get some sort of organized...thing, team, whatever together, but I'm about to go into a meeting that's probably going to last all night. So for now just assume Buffy gave everyone sections. Pick your partners if you actually wanna thread something. You all know your characters strengths, so I'm sure you're all more than capable. Expect more organization in the next few days]

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Got the inside scoop on these murders, by any chance?

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Anyone up for a hunt?

I usually don't give enough of a fuck to bother with making these warning posts, but if any of you want to stay alive I suggest you steer clear of the crazy bitch that posted below me.

So I'm thinking we should all combine what we know, and are learning from others, together.

What do you guys think?

I know some stuff about fighting and a tiny but of magic. I'm also learning archery from Robin Hood, and Spike is teaching me some stuff about things here.

I appear to have landed in some sort of alternate dimension...at least, that's what I'm assuming, given the portal I came through. I must say, though, that it resembles my own world very much. I almost can't tell the difference.

I hope I'm doing this right, technology is not my strong area. I'm something of a luddite myself.