War Is Coming Communications.

Right then, I need a job. Any job will do. You got one? I can do it. Don't much matter what it is.

..Use common sense here. No cleaning or nothin.

I will not lose my crew because of some gorram seal they're all I

What the gorram hell is this and why is Mal talking like he's as crazy as that girl is?

So, children, how is the whole 'Stopping the Apocalypse' plan going? Sorted yet? No? What are you crazy kids doing up here?

RUBY. I'm bored. Did you get all domesticated, or did I imagine that with the scotch I was drinking in Somalia? (FYI, people, you probably don't want to go there, there's going to be a little tiny shift in power there, oh, let's say... next week?)

Alright. So. It is Saturday night and there are zero parties going on, thus I feel like some people should join me in going out and doing something. I'm not entirely sure yet but there needs to be something. But, I am not absolutely desperate, I can still pass on certain peopl ideas if I so choose. Luckily, some of you know the sorts of things I would enjoy.

[Edit:] It seems that it's going to be going dancing tonight. Anyone else in for that?[/edit]

Speaking of parties, on Saturday the 17th - also known as the weekend before Thanksgiving - there will be another one. My house will be completely done by then at the latest and it's well past time for me to have a housewarming party. And because I adore looking fabulous at all times, I think everyone that comes should look fabulous as well. Thus, it's going to be semi-formal to formal attire. Hopefully everyone that I lik will colme.

I really like this candy that was done set out in the kitchen of the complex. We didn't have a lot like this back home. Lot of the time there we just had protein stuffs and had to doctor it up with this or that. Apples and other stuff was a treat for us!

I think I like chocolate more than I done thought I did, it might be up there with strawberries, though strawberries is still number one in my book.

I think I mighta eaten too many of the candies, though, but they're so good. I kinda wanna go do something. Take something apart and put it back together or something fun. I ain't really got much to do yet, though, so maybe I should watch some of the television and talk to people on here!

OH captain that reminds me with Serenity not here and spaceships not being a thing that lots of people travel on and stuff here what are you gonna do? And do you think the whole crew is gonna end up here? Me, you , and River are here and that's a good number of us?

I wrote a short story about magical Jam. The one thing about computers that isn't as satisfying as paper and print is hitting delete instead of crumpling it into a ball and throwing it into a wastebin. Somewhere in cyberspace this awful story still exists despite my best deletion attempts. I've scrapped the particular book idea but now I've got nothing except bloody magical jam.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!

Hope everyone has lots of fun tonight! Any secret parties going on that I should be aware of since today is the actual day? If not, there should be an impromptu one somewhere!

What is this strange land and how did I get here?

I feel as though I should warn people here to use caution as well. My sister Azula is here and she's...less than cordial on a good day.

I wasn't fixin to wind up in this gorram place again but here it seems I am.

You still got that Complex

Someone care to explain where my gorram ship is? ships don't just disappear. Crews usually don't neither.

You can't tell me music hasn't gotten weird since my time.


(if the embedding doesn't work... http://youtu.be/0WJ3OHPL8fc)

There's so much regular food here, it's shiny. I ate an apple out of the community kitchen today, I hope that's all right?

So, I'm figuring maybe I should introduce myself 'cause I don't think folk around here know me too well yet. I talked to a few people, but I'm Kaylee. I'm the mechanic on a firefly class spaceship named Serenity (she's a real beauty).

So, hi! I hope to get to know the rest of you!

[Tony Stark]

Hi, my name is Kaylee and Lois told me that I should talk to you 'cause I'm real good with machines. Before I was brought here two days ago I was the mechanic on a space ship. She was a beautiful spaceship too, a firefly class that was named Serenity. Anyway, she told me you might be able to help me with finding some sort of job and if you could I'd be real appreciative!

[Skywalkers--Mara and Luke?]

Hi, my name is Kaylee. I know River from back home and she was telling me all about you two. And I was just wondering if I could visit her?

Apparently it is considered 'uncouth' to watch the first 'Star Wars' and pick apart the Imperials Tactics and point out ways I'd have done it better.

So noted.

After finding yet another empty beer can under my bed I think I can finally, officially, say Lexi's last party is cleaned up.

But I don't think my sock will ever be the same.

Woke up this morning to my hand itching under this damn cast. Three more weeks of this thing is going to kill me.

At work today, I read the first page of Twilight. Where did I go wrong in my life to make me even read that damn page...dear god was it terrible.

I came home from work and Krypto was rolling around in my laundry. How the hell does he even get into my apartment?

Can I just fly to the moon now?

EDIT: XANDER HARRIS.

Would you like to take Stephanie Brown to Rose's dance tomorrow? She'd love to go with you!

[Filtered to Steph]

So, are you taking Xander to the Halloween party? Because if movie night went as well as you said I think you should.

Captain Mal Reynolds? If you can see this, sir, it's Kaylee. I'm lost Come get me, Capn. Or if Simon, River, Zoe, Wash, Jayne, or Shepherd Book get this.....can you tell the cap'n that I need help. I'm on some planet called Lawrence, I ain't never heard of it before.

Where is Lawrence, anyway....? And how did I get off of the ship? This ain't even where we were heading.

I hope that the captain and everyone are still all right. I hope that creepy man didn't take River.

River, if you get this I'm sorry. I got untied.

Okay, I get it - we're in Lawrence, and so far everyone I've met is really nice.

But why did some guy practically molest me, saying I'm his favourite on the voice. God, the guys at the club were a lot classier than that!

I just wish I was having sex.

So. We're stuck here on this rock, might as well get to know the local color. Name's Captain Malcolm Reynolds.