So I guess this is the part where I ask if someone's got a couple packets of blood lying around or an in with a butcher in town? Should just go straight to the source.
Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow today which would suggest that we're supposed to have an early spring! Now, I don't usually put a whole lot of stock in totally unscientific folklore, but I thought that we could all use a little bit of good news. So... Happy groundhog day!
I know I've been kinda harsh in the past and not very nice to you. I think I was just sort of uptight and I didn't know about the things you could do! Maybe even after this all goes away we could still have sex get together some nights...
But what I meant to say was that I bought something new to wear and I wanted you to be the first one to see it!
I just had two different people attack me in two entirely different ways on the street. One tried to sexually harass me, the other tried to stab me with a pen. I'm assuming this is all part of the sin thing that's been going on?
It's amazing that the lawyers around here win any cases at all. If I hadn't overheard those two talking today, they probably would have gotten their asses handed to them in court. Either the law schools they attended owe them a full refund or they're not that bright. I'm betting on the latter. If I had my certification around here, I could make a killing. They didn't call me a golden boy at Wolfram and Hart just for my good looks and charm.
I have read the 'welcome post,' and have been given a brief run down on how this place works. I have many questions, but there is something imperative I must ask.
My name is Olivia Dunham, and I'm a Special Agent with the FBI. I need to know if the names Walter Bishop, or William Bell mean anything to anyone here. Or if anyone knows of a company called Massive Dynamic.
I thought I'd go and do something nice for everyone. There are tacos and nachos in the kitchen. Hot sauce, too, if you're into that. Everyone is invited, no exceptions! I think I bought lots for everyone, but you might want to hurry. Mexican food goes quickly, I've noticed.