War Is Coming Communications.

Online inebriation is becoming a sport around here.

Hello?

I'm not really sure what's going on. Was I brought here by a portal?

The internet is a very strange place. It managed to tell me which of the Doctors Companions I was most like

( Yes well I should hope I would be )

The machine Buffy spoke of. The one we need to reverse. Its a matter of getting the Master's template, which will be stored in the machine and reversing humanity's individuality to them.

Getting there will be the trick. I'd like to take a group of about four of you. I will explain as much as I know of Vinvocci Technology and then of course we will need to safely destroy the machine.

I'm sorry I thought

Has anyone seen Lorne?

Can you meet us, at the gate? Same place as before. With the spell and the potion and whatever else is needed.

I hope I'm right. I really hope I

Thank you all

This is taking too long, he's not...he'll do it again if...
Maybe Pheobe could use a second mind on this

Fred. You're knowledgeable about magic and how it might relate to science.

Can I ask you to help me with something?

Okay, Project Library is go! We've got a room aaaall the way upstairs, 814 (thanks Andrew!)

All we have to do now is get it cleared out, and then have to move in a couple more shelves, and some chairs, we don't have much of a collection yet, but it's a start.

I figure since there's not a lot of books yet we can use it as kind of a game room too, I found some puzzles and a couple board games the last time I went to the thrift store, they're in the closet there.

Who's with me?

I just wanted to say again just how much I enjoyed a most of my gifts. In fact, I enjoyed all of them except one. Spike stop going through my shit. Seriously. Even tho

I just wanted to remind people that if you haven't told your secret Santa who you are yet. Now would be a good time to do so. Since the point wasn't just to get new presents did you see my coat! And shoes! I got lots and lots of shoes! And the purse Buffy ga but to get to meet new people. Find out their interests. And even interact a little.

For example, Angela so now owes me that drawing she promised, since I am the most fantastic Secret Santa ever. Bar the person who had me. Whose name I don't know. Who would be getting muffins right about now, if I knew who they were.

See?

EDIT: [Andrew]

YOU. Are the GREATEST friend anyone could ever ask for!

I take it back. Christmas has been awesome.

And hey, at least they're not like this chick:

( She's got her toothpaste. )

[Dean]
I feel like now would be the best time for me to tell you that Ruby asked me to move in with her.

guys, i think this plant is evil. it's looking at me like it's planning something.

Fred! It's finally happened. People are affected by mind altering substances and for once its not either of us!

This is a moment to treasure

Guys, I know this is a very sensitive subject and there is never going to be total agreement on it.

For now though? Maybe take a step back from the keyboards. Take a deep breath, loosen up, do something else for an hour or two. It'll still be there to discuss, maybe just a little less tensely?

Edit: [Complex Heads]

Are there any double bedroom apartments still available? Sarah's friend disappeared and she doesn't want to stay alone, so I offered to be her roommate. [/filter]

Is anyone looking for a roommate?

Because, see, the guy who was staying with me kind of disappeared a while ago, and I should be used to living alone, even when Darla was home she wasn't really there but it's a new place and all and I'm scared lonely not really sure what to do with myself.

This is just stupid. If he wants us to work harder, then we will.

We've got the satellite link and surveillance, right? Can our team start monitoring the country for signs/trouble/anything suspicious. If you can go past the country, do it.

I'm tired of sitting here and just training, with only one or two people going out on hunts once every few months.

[Filtered; Combat Squads (Combat/Magic)]
On the news there's reports of strange deaths in Huston. Some guy swears he saw a co-worker who'd died the month before.

Four of you go and check it out, no more. If it isn't figured out by the 23rd come back and we'll regroup after Christmas so Andrew doesn't kill me.

Secret Santa, you have impeccable taste in reading materials. Thank you so much!

Damn, Spike. Your hot factor just went up ten points.