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RUBBEEEEEEE THORY LOVS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GUYS GUYS. This Bizarre ER show. I don't even know. Not the one with Clooney. It's like one of those real life shows. It takes place in the UK so hey, accents I'm familiar with, that's nice. But it's totally unreal. This guy cut himself. "Manscaping". WHO DOES THAT? And some guy had to have rods drilled into his fingers so they wouldn't fall off. But it gets WORSE oh my god, they put leeches in this woman's mouth so her transplanted tongue wouldn't have to be removed!

I've got a pretty strong stomach after years at my job but...wow. Leeches!

Wait, another episode is on now, got to watch it.

Edited:

HOLY CRAP ANCHOR TO THE GROIN!

[Private to Jacen SOLO!!]

You'd told me Kitty was the one keeping the computer systems here running smoothly. You haven't seen her around lately, have you?

Well, it's nice to see we've had another productive night around here. I mean, forbid that anything important happen that we'd need this forum to relay information on...

Filtered to Cade.

If the offer still stands, tell me where you are and how to get there. For now, at least, I think it'll be more than okay to wander away from this madhouse.

How is he?

( Best fries in town, hands down. )

[Address] if anyone's interested.

Blimey. You lot are rather good at getting drunk where everyone can see, aren't you? It's enough to short out a TARDIS's translation circuits. Not that she's mine to worry about at the moment.

Anyway, it seems there's more of you I ought to meet, or rather, have a few words with. Everyone with two hearts raise your hand.

[Private to the Doctor (Eleventh)]

Where'd you park the TARDIS? I need the infirmary.

I have to say it's really mental that I'm suddenly the oldest of you lot. I'm used to being the youngest. What gives? Does this mean I have to start cooking meals and all that rot?

It would seem wise to apologize for my part in the inebriated behavior last night. I realize it may not have been the most appropriate or mature display, and for that I am sorry.

[Thor, Needy, Darcy]

I believe that, in spite of certain incidents, I did enjoy the majority of the evening.

Is everyone faring well? Thor, Needy - did you return home safely?

[Darcy]

I apologize for drunkenly attempting to teleport while you were with me. I should have known better. I could have gotten you killed. It was foolish behavior, and I will be doing my best never to do that again.

Additionally, I believe I should inquire as to how you are feeling this afternoon. Do you require anything?

Oi, Charlie! What are you doing tonight?

Does anyone want to see my new tattoo?

[Insert a relatively large picture of Nathan's pale behind, sporting a tattoo of Epiphany's face trademarked onto his right cheek. Yes, yes. Classy, this one.]

[John Smith]
What're you doing tonight?

I think I found the Doctor's next fashion mishap that we should eradicate.

I was bored, so I was online looking around at things and I ended up at a page for different types of conventions. There are Star Wars conventions. I don't know if I should be but I'm a little intrigued. I've never been to a convention for this kind of thing. There's one in Kansas City. Has anyone been to a convention like this before? They look like they're extremely popular.

hi

[ooc: She's downstairs, he's upstairs. They can text in the same building! :P ]

Who's Becky?

I apologize for last night. I can't speak for anyone else, but speaking purely for myself, it will not be happening again.

[Loki/Needy/Darcy]
Whatever it was that allowed those drinks to overcome my tolerance, please don't do it again. I don't like being drunk. It regresses me back into a person I really don't want to be and have been trying for literally hundreds of years to change. Had I not been so sleepy by the time I got the idea to murder a few of this world's Asgardians on their home turf, you'd likely be scraping me off Asgard's

I'm thinking about getting a pet rabbit. I used to have one when I was younger, Binky. Rabbits really are the superior pet, I have to say.

So...are you coming with us?

Why isn't there ever anything on TV?

[Winchester-type Filter]
I'm not dead or anything dramatic like that. Just been steering clear of the boards and everything.

I'm good though. I'm not even drunk tonight

I need something new to read, but no more horror. I think I'll be staying away from the horror for a while. Maybe sci-fi or Fantasy? Any suggestions? Something easy that I don't have to think about much.

[Ruby]
Are you okay? I don't know what to s

Still think you guys are a bunch of crazyass D&D geeks, but So I guess I should maybe introduce myself. I'm Michael. Uh, I guess I should say "native" or whatever, but you're gonna have to give me some time for this whole "worlds" thing to sink in. May or may not be around much, depends on how some shit goes down. Seriously, what the fuck am I even doing? I don't even own a foam sword.

[Sam and Dean]
You guys actually around on this thing?

I don't know if its sadder that a bunch of you get ridiculously drunk so often or that you think its acceptable to spew that all over the forums.

There are pastimes out there that don't rot your brain and addle your mind. Just a suggestion.