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[Nov. 5th, 2011|08:49 am] |
So. The principal might have just come up to me and asked how my students learned how to pick the staff door. My response was, how could anyone not know? I mean, talk about a stupid easy lock. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2011|10:50 pm] |
Hey! Hey! They made me a kindergarten teacher! |
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[Oct. 7th, 2011|09:05 pm] |
That was fun! Can I do it again? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:06 pm] |
So.
Here's the thing.
I have to do some serious begging. Like, to the point that I may end up bleeding from several of my orifices. (Which I do deserve, by the way.)
Is there anyone out there with some helpful hints, wise words, fetal position diagrams available?
A certain adorable blonde love of my life is also welcome to comment and let me know that I will not be blown to smithereens on sight. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|08:28 am] |
It's official. I'm an anthropology major (part-time) once the girls start school.
Oh - and Parker? Hardison? When are you guys working on making some playmates for the girls? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|07:29 pm] |
Ladies and gentlemen, SHE SAID YES. I asked, and she said yes.
We're getting married. In Vegas.
Sam is going to be my best man. Family (that means you, team) and close friends are invited to join us at [chapel].
Hardison, Parker. Think you can steal us a banquet hall? With food. |
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[May. 31st, 2010|01:28 pm] |
Riddle Me This...
How do you fix something you didn't know you broke? |
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[May. 29th, 2010|09:41 pm] |
I think I'm going to leave. I don't know where. You can't really escape from here. But you can go where no one knows your name.
Not bringing anything with me. You guys can have it all. |
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[May. 11th, 2010|08:28 pm] |
I really don't recommend taking a bike down on gravel. Or asphalt. Or anywhere really. Despite Mother's Earth's attempt to chew me up, you're all still stuck with me.
Keller, man. Where am I sending what's left of the bike?
( Parker )
( Riley )
( Sam ) |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|09:24 pm] |
Okay.
Anybody know why downloading Doctor Who downloaded me instead?
I mean, seriously, that was not cool.
And the worst part is... I gotta' start the torrent all over again. |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|02:20 pm] |
I officially hate this place. It's boring, and there's nothing to do and people are stupid.
Can't I just go home? |
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[May. 2nd, 2010|11:47 am] |
( Parker ) |
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[Mar. 26th, 2010|01:42 am] |
World's Dumbest Criminals is my favorite show ever. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2010|01:26 am] |
I am really glad things are back to normal.
Hey, Parker. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2010|04:13 pm] |
Does anyone know how to fix guys who are dead but aren't supposed to be dead and get them back in their bodies or something weird like that? |
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[Mar. 16th, 2010|05:36 am] |
You know what's always real awkward? When ghosts don't know they're ghosts. Especially when nobody else can see 'em.
Yes, Mr Nathan Ford. I'm talking about you. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2010|03:29 pm] |
Turns out I've got an extra case of Jack. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | adelia van helsing, alexandra winchester, candy quackenbush, cassidy turner, charles brandon, damien thorn, hedone, kitt 2000, parker, samira, tony stark | ] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2010|06:48 pm] |
A killer whale killed some lady at Sea World.
And you all wonder why animals freak me out! |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|10:30 pm] |
I might have stolen a bunch of stuff while everyone was out partying.
If you go home and your stuff's gone...
Sorry.
Except not really. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2010|02:23 am] |
Stupid fucking television show. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|01:17 am] |
Paaaaaaarker. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2010|09:41 pm] |
( Private )
Job's done. Nearly wiped the casino out. Don't know what to do next. Maybe retire. Still hate this place. Can't I go home? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
I'm definitely done. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2010|06:40 pm] |
So. Much. Better.
Sobriety sucks.
[Edit] Sophie! I think I love you. Marry me. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|10:27 pm] |
( Team ) |
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[Jan. 16th, 2010|03:13 pm] |
Sweet mother of hell no.
Look, I know I said I was into extreme stuff, but Twister was never my kind of movie. Could someone tell me what the hell just happened? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2010|09:11 pm] |
I'm feeling antsy and I have a craving for ice cream. With chocolate sauce and peanuts and like whipped cream. And sprinkles.
Bah, maybe I should put this car back. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|11:25 pm] |
Hold up. I'm back?
Y'know, I think I saw an episode of the Twilight zone like this one time. That one freaky doorway that hates people an' drags 'em to the ass end'a nowhere outta spite.
What the fuck is even in Kansas anymore, man? Really? Where the hell did that... portkey... thing, go?
( Team, Sam ) |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|11:14 pm] |
Damn, but I needed that. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2010|09:05 pm] |
Happy Fucking New Year. |
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[Sep. 19th, 2009|02:08 pm] |
( Team ) |
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[Jul. 29th, 2009|10:42 am] |
Wow, um. Home, finally. I'm fine. Hungry and tired, but fine.
Hey, Candy, I know six AM isn't normally pizza time, but we can probably find somewhere that's open. Wanna go grab a bite? |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|02:12 pm] |
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[May. 23rd, 2009|11:30 pm] |
I'M GONNA BE A DADDY!!!
OOC: No. He's not. He's lying. But please, tell him congrats anyway. :) |
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