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[Apr. 21st, 2009|06:30 am] |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|10:20 pm] |
I'm back.
Who missed me? |
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|10:14 pm] |
A warning to the ladies:
I'm pretty sure my brother has herpes. You should probably just bypass that trainwreck.
He's also a headcase.
[ETA:] I forgot I have nine of the male sort of siblings. I mean Dolos, of course. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|02:06 am] |
My sister just broke up with me. She broke my heart. You can't see it, but I've tear tracks on my cheeks and I'm sniffling.
So should any lovely ladies be willing to give me a naked shoulder to cry on? I wouldn't even notice, not really. So heartbroken, am I. But don't let that stop you. Feel free to stop by anyway. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
This is the best world ever.
Pretty cute boys, and they're all in love with me. This is awesome. Totally makes up for being kidnapped and hit on the head a lot. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
Well, shoot and damn. I seem to have lost my ability to calm children. That is if the lollipop finger prints all over my shirt is to be believed.
Now I'm just going to have to charm the children the old fashioned way. Bribe them. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|11:27 pm] |
My voice is apparently soothing to babies.
This is excellent as I've now had three photo-ops with gently sleeping babies. Good for publicity, that. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|07:57 pm] |
That was bizarre...
Dad? |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2009|09:13 pm] |
oh ow
maybe shouldnt have done that
my head really hurts
(ooc: parker had some run ins with the purifiers totally on accident and she got a conk on the head at the very least, maybe a little beat up) |
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[Mar. 14th, 2009|12:27 pm] |
Today is apparently "Steak and Blowjob" Day.
Instead of Valentine's Day, it's the day where the girls make the boys happy.
So, anyone up to helping me celebrate? |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
My brother is getting married on Sunday. I suppose I should put in an appearance.
So, I need a date, which means...
Raffle time!
So, ladies. Just comment with your name here, I'll put them all in a hat, and I'll take the one that I pick.
No need to fight! Everyone has an equal chance. I PROMISE.
Raffle has been decided. Sorry.
However, if you are interested in the wedding, you should come by and give the happy couple your congratulations and presents. It's at [address], on Sunday at [Time]. And the happy couple is Ate and Momos. You know, in case you need to write a check of some sort. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2009|10:01 pm] |
Sobriety sucks.
[Locked from Sophie, Hardison, Parker, and Eliot -- But of course, hackable, by Hardison cause Nate isn't good enough to outsmart teh Geek.] A thousand dollars to the first person to get past the guards and bring me a bottle of whiskey.
[Edited by Hardison (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) nanasaiddont, at 10:55 EST]Okay, folks, Mr. Ford's up past his bedtime. Thanks for the concern. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2009|10:56 pm] |
Tornadoes in this town? That's not normal. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2009|12:18 am] |
[Blocked from Hardison, Eliot and Nathan]
BOYS ARE FREAKING RETARDED!
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|07:44 pm] |
But why are all the ABC stores closed on Sunday?
So, Hardison. How'd that job go? Frick and Frack pull it off, or leave you in a lurch? |
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|09:55 pm] |
And... Eliot's back off the grid.
Seriously? What the Hell is this place smoking? Does this happen often? |
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[Feb. 5th, 2009|08:26 pm] |
'S a nice office. What I'd call plush.
Parker? have you been redecorating again? |
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|02:53 pm] |
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( Parker )
I'll be in the blanket fort. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|01:54 am] |
( Parker )
( Eliot )
Yo, anyone up? I could use somethin' to do, and there's only so much porn old TV out there to download, you know? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|10:41 pm] |
Man what the heck is this? I was this close to grabbing that money and now this? A tornado? Really?
That's definitely not what I expected.
Guys? Hardison? Eliot? Nathan? Sophie? Anybody? |
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