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Tweak says, "Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"

Alec Hardison (Leverage) (nanasaiddont) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-13 23:25:00

Entry tags:

eliot spencer, hardison, nathan ford, parker, sam ford, sophie devereaux

Hold up. I'm back?

Y'know, I think I saw an episode of the Twilight zone like this one time. That one freaky doorway that hates people an' drags 'em to the ass end'a nowhere outta spite.

What the fuck is even in Kansas anymore, man? Really? Where the hell did that... portkey... thing, go?

[All-Comm text message sent to the team and Sam] So. Did y'miss me?

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	thatswhatido 2010-01-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Kansas? That's as bum fuck nowhere as it gets. [Hardison, not hackable] The fuck have you been? Some of us need your particular skill set, from time to time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? I'm on a land line. What the hell is this, the 80's? [Eliot, really not hackable] 'The fuck do I know, man? Fell asleep one night, woke up back at HQ. Y'all thought I'd finally cracked from all the coffee, got sidelined for like a damn month. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2010-01-14 04:43 am UTC (link)
	The fuck? I didn't know land lines still worked. [Hardison, so not hackable] Speaking of. He hasn't fallen off the wagon, yet. But he's no easier to deal with, either. You found the damn port key yet? I need you to work your magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

nanasaiddont
2010-01-14 04:50 am UTC (link)

Did you forget who you're talkin' to? I could get internet access on a damn typewriter, f'I wanted to. Easiest $500 of my life.

[Eliot]
First good news I heard in a while, on that front. At least he ain't gettin' worse?

I highly doubt East Deliverance, Kansas is gonna have a port key. But I'll take a look.

Next one is a ten minute walk. You still in Monte Carlo?

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	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 04:56 am UTC (link)
	LA. The unintentional Missus hopped a vortex out of the marriage. I'll meet you this side of the portal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:00 am UTC (link)
	...Uh. Sorry, I guess? I dunno, she kinda freaked me the Hell out. Alright. I'll be there in fifteen. 'Need a coffee, 'fore I go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:04 am UTC (link)
	She was a bit different. Kinds grew on me, after a while. Doesn't matter. That chapter's closed. Don't mind me, I'll twiddle my thumbs while I'm waiting to pick your sorry ass up off the street. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Ain't nobody wanna see me until I've had my coffee, man. You can twiddle your damn thumbs for fifteen minutes- whatever it is can't be that life-threatenin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Just make it quick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:11 am UTC (link)
	What th'hell you need me to do, s'so urgent it can't wait a damn hour? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:12 am UTC (link)
	What the hell happened to 15 minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Where do you find espresso in Bumfuck, Kansas, Eliot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:18 am UTC (link)
	There is no espresso in Bumfuck, Kansas. There is, however, a coffee joint about twelve steps from the port key on the LA side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Point. See- brain don't work without caffeine, man. Like Zaphod an lemons. I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Good man. When you get here, we'll get you hooked up on a fancy state of the art computer system, and you're going to do your thing, and get me all the information I need on Lindsey McDonald. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:23 am UTC (link)
	State of the art set up, 'couple of venti lattes, and you got yourself a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Whatever you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Then we're good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-14 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	After you run your mojo on McDonald, we're taking a side trip to Manhattan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eliot nanasaiddont 2010-01-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Uh, okay. Can I ask why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison thatswhatido 2010-01-15 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Business. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hardison worstactressevr 2010-01-14 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Just in time, it seems... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Sophie nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 04:38 am UTC (link)
	... Oh, damn, right. Sorry, universe lag-? This is all a little Verne for me, I'm not gonna lie. What am I in time for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison worstactressevr 2010-01-14 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Just in time to make me passports to get in and out of Sweden, hopefully... It's good to have you back, Hardison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophie nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 04:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm gonna need to get to a printer. An a computer that was made sometime this decade. Gettin' Photoshop on this thing'd be a trick, even for me. Yeah? Thanks, Sophie. You too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Team thethief 2010-01-14 05:05 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Team nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Nice to see you too, Parker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team thethief 2010-01-14 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Aw, c'mon, don't be that way. It's not like I wanted t'leave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team thethief 2010-01-14 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, right. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Team sassdoesnthelp 2010-01-14 05:14 am UTC (link)
	The prodigal son returns. Good to see you, Hardison. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Team nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Ain't meant to walk out on you, Boss. S'this place. What'd I miss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team sassdoesnthelp 2010-01-14 05:24 am UTC (link)
	No one thinks you left by choice, Hardison. The team needs you. We're glad you're back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team nanasaiddont 2010-01-14 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Glad to be back. [Nate] Sorry 'bout Parker, man. Don't know what her deal is. 'Least Sophie an' Eliot seem to be willin' t'let me jump right back in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison sassdoesnthelp 2010-01-14 05:27 am UTC (link)
	It's Parker. You know she doesn't handle emotions well. She'll come around. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	treated 2010-01-14 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, hey. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nanasaiddont 2010-01-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Sam. How've you been? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	treated 2010-01-15 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Been pretty okay. You missed the part where I had a girlfriend. Didn't work out, but we're still good friends, so yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)