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Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-12 01:03:00

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alec hardison, candy quackenbush, parker

Spill it. How much did you guys hear?

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	thethief 2010-06-12 06:26 am UTC (link)
	You guys having sex. I didn't know Eliot sounded like a moose. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 06:34 am UTC (link)
	He does not sound like a moose! Well, maybe if you're in his ear it's different. Don't tell him? He's really sort of upset he forgot to take the earpiece out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 06:39 am UTC (link)
	He sounds like a moose. I lived in Alaska for a week. Definitely a moose. Tell him to get over it, it's not a big deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 06:41 am UTC (link)
	What do mooses sound like? Mooses? Moosei? A flock of moose? I did, but he's still a bit... upset. And you know how he is when he's upset. Figured you guys didn't need anything broken around your office. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Like that. Herd of moose. Just moose. I don't get why he's upset. Is this another social thing I don't understand? Like saying Sophie is a bad actress? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 06:53 am UTC (link)
	He does not sound like that! And oh, okay. I think I slept through that day of school. Yeah, probably. It's okay, it'd be weird and complicated no matter what. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 06:55 am UTC (link)
	I could play back the tape, then you could hear it. If you say so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 06:56 am UTC (link)
	There's a tape? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Hardison always records things. And if then they aren't necessary, he burns them. Or rather, I burn them because he says he'll set himself on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, okay. Yeah, if you could burn sooner rather than later, that'd be awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:04 am UTC (link)
	You don't want to hear the moose sound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:07 am UTC (link)
	I'll have sex with him again, I'm sure I'll hear it then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Okay. I hope moose don't come to your window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't think there's many around the ranch, to be honest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Moose have very large ears and are capable of picking up sounds from many miles away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:15 am UTC (link)
	I'll gag him, if it'll help with the moose... issue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:16 am UTC (link)
	And close all the windows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:20 am UTC (link)
	We usually do that anyway. Did you have to steal a moose or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:21 am UTC (link)
	No, I stole Sarah Palin's helicopter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good. Someone had to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:28 am UTC (link)
	And for the record, you can't see Russia from Alaska. It's physically impossible unless you're Superman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, everyone knows that. Only a dumbass would think otherwise. We should go get coffee sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Okay. But coffee makes me hyper, and that usually leads to jumping off buildings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:31 am UTC (link)
	I like jumping off of buildings. I can fly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy thethief 2010-06-12 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Okay, then we can get coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Parker toitshour 2010-06-12 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Candy focusissues 2010-06-12 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh hell naw. I can't believe I heard what I think I heard but DAMN sure ain't wanna' heard and ain't never gonna' forget. Wrong. Just wrong. Filthy McNasty! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Hardison toitshour 2010-06-12 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Just keep working on forgetting it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy focusissues 2010-06-12 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hell naw! Ain't no forgettin' them sounds! What the hell was up with that squealin'?! Was that you or him?! Ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hardison toitshour 2010-06-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	If you can't forget it, just don't mention it to him. He'll probably punch you. (Reply to this) (Parent)