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[Feb. 2nd, 2010|09:49 am] |
Didn't I fucking say something was due. Didn't I! |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010|05:29 am] |
Might as well let you all know, since I don't know who all's befriended him, thus cannot lock to specific parties...
Cassidy's in the hospital. He got hit by a car while on a walk. He's got a broken hipbone, some damage to his femur and lower back, and a nasty concussion. They did what they could to repair his hip, but it's unlikely that he'll be upwardly mobile any time in the near future.
Visiting hours for [Hospital] are [times], but when he's not knocked out from the IV, he'll be checking the thread, probably.
For those of you who got him this down in the first place, I've only one thing to say to you.
Shame on you. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2010|02:23 pm] |
I don't want any sympathy. Been doing well enough without it for several months now, thank you ever so much. Remember? I'm the bad guy. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2010|11:13 pm] |
Anne was playing with Aidan just now and he was giggling and laughing with her, and since he's starting saying "Mama" to her, we've been trying to teach him "Dada". He's real good at 'Mama' and he was cooing and 'ma ma ma ma-ing' at her like a champ. So she says, "Dada, look there's Dada!"
My kid? Stared at me and called me 'Dood'. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|04:20 am] |
Okay... I save the world again and get banished to another dimension? This is so like me.
...this isn't the world without shrimp is it? |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|01:33 am] |
It shouldn't make me laugh as hard as it does, but uh. Every single article that these excerpts are from? I wrote them. (Come on, it's Cosmo. Don't get your sex advice from there.) |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
I refuse to give in to Black Friday shenanigans.
That being said, who wants to go to Switzerland and devirginize some slopes with me? |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|06:16 am] |
Right then, which one've you forgot the rum at the party? |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|07:35 pm] |
Curiouser and curiouser, I wasn't aware that Wonderland had a tornado transit system, thought that was Somewhere Else. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|12:51 pm] |
Hey Ares, just thought you'd like to know that today, your namesake rocket blasted off without a hitch. Ares X rockets will be replacing the obsolete rockets that got us to outer space forty years ago.
Yes, I just outted myself as a astronaut-nerd. Shush. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|02:04 am] |
You know, I think I'm actually getting sort of good at the drums? It's weird.
So. Does Halloween here suck? I'm dressing up, I mean, I'm going trick-or-treating no matter what. I'll shoot people to get candy if I have to. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|04:23 am] |
Cassidy Turner. I say this with all who read as my witness. Heed me well, I will not say it twice.
Try it again.
I almost want you to.
What rivalry exists between you and she is not my concern. What you do to one another outside this shop and the quarter mile surrounding it is not my concern. But once you trespass with your filth and childish nonsense onto her territory, so do you trespass onto mine.
She is under my protection. This place is under my protection. This is a place of peace, and of safety, and of neutrality. There will be no tolerance for disturbing that. I do not care whether you come in person, whether you send your minions, whether you send your polluting presence through the daily post -- you will not do so again or I give you my word, Cassidy, the deals you will have to make with the dark and crawling things of the underworld to save yourself from me will be worse than what I do to you.
Let whatever protectors you have be wise enough to save you from attempting such foolishness again. I do not play games. This sanctuary will not be compromised. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|02:16 am] |
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[Oct. 20th, 2009|09:56 pm] |
I just hope everyone's okay. I feel useless.
Cass? Can we talk and cuddle when you've got a minute? |
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[Oct. 17th, 2009|07:17 pm] |
I don't think anyone wants to talk to me about anything or even, y'know. Come near me.
You're likely to get me to yell at you at the very least. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|12:22 pm] |
The lab!
It's on FIRE! |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|05:00 pm] |
Attention: anyone who knows me
Consider yourself invited to my birthday party, to be held on my actual birthday (That's Saturday October 31st) at the Guildhall in New Orleans [address]
Since it is halloween, this will, of course, be a costume party, and being as how I'm kind of a sucker for that kind of thing, the theme is 'Notable Personages' The only hard and fast rule is that it has to be a notable personage who you aren't. (Yes, Bill, Anne, that means you can't come as yourselves, you can, however, come as each other)
We'll start midafternoon and go until we can't go no more.
RSVPs are nice, but by no means a requirement [cellphone#] |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2009|07:58 pm] |
Cassidy Turner. Upstairs. Now. |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|05:28 am] |
Hey Soren... do you want to go for a walk sometime? Not long or anything, just a walk. I kind of miss Arthur.
I'm leaving this readable to everyone so no one accuses me of trying to seduce you or some shit. I'd just like to see you again sometime, even if you just want to take a few minutes and have a burrito or something with me somewhere... |
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[Sep. 4th, 2009|12:05 am] |
I just caught my pâtissier sleeping with one of the waiters in the walk-in while I was helping unload fruit, and all I could say was "don't jizz on the buffalo, I sell that at fifty percent markup".
This is how I know I'm a professional chef.
And that I should probably hire someone to clean that walk-in on Tuesday. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|02:57 am] |
Hey, friends of mine!
I have nothing doing this coming weekend, who is up for a day of amusement park shenanigans? My treat. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2009|11:44 pm] |
Sable.
You and I need to talk.
In person.
Now. |
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[Aug. 15th, 2009|06:02 pm] |
Cass!
How about letting me steal you tonight? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|07:11 pm] |
Is everyone okay? I feel a disruption in the Force.
... only not.
... no offense, Jedi populace. There's just no better way to say "I sense something has gone whackedy" that I know of. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2009|03:53 pm] |
People seriously need to stop telling me what I can't do just because I'm knocked up. Especially when it pertains to my goddamn coffee.
In totally unrelated requests: Does anyone know how to remove a kitchen knife from a wall stud without knocking out the wall? |
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[Aug. 9th, 2009|11:41 pm] |
Hey, Cass, check under your bed. I got you something to help with school. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
I'm in the mood to make dinner, like, real dinner. Who wants some? I deliver! |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2009|08:37 pm] |
Wow, cars are goofy looking in the past. 2009, how you doin'?
Lolz, I have personal assistants. Goofy vortex! |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|02:14 pm] |
The bridge of my nose is red, and when I touch it, it hurts.
And it's so weird I want to just keep touching it. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|04:31 am] |
Well THAT went well. I'm coming home with delicious breakfast.
For those of you who haven't been let in on the news, I've got a very large scan of the paper for you to read.
I'd love to say that the chief was right, that I've got God-given powers, but I know she wouldn't do something as silly as give me awful dreams that tell the future. She'd probably just make out with me and make my dick glow for a week. No offense, Gigi, but you know you would.
I smell like North Dakota. Time for a shower.
Where did the writer for this article learn Journalism, from a crackerjack box? You're not writing pulp novels, Mr. Wills, you're writing an article. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|10:29 pm] |
( Cassandra Cain )
So I'm told that bitches ain't shit.
I could use some verification on this. Are bitches shit? Are they hoes or, in fact, tricks?
I will investigate for science! |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|09:47 pm] |
Why are DMs such dicks about Paladins? I saved a goblin baby, and the DM said that since it was evil aligned and I saved it, I lost Paladinhood. Explain to me how killing a baby is a better act than not killing a baby.
So I've decided that Mark Paladinguy (I'm not great with names) runs off with Goblin Baby Mark Junior and raises him to be super awesome, and fuck those guys. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|07:06 pm] |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|12:25 pm] |
It's been brought to my attention that I'm apparently 'sulking' and 'should get out more.'
Here I thought I just wasn't imposing my bad mood on anyone else and being all courtious and stuff. So much for that.
Anyone want to take the potentially-cranky pregnant woman out for lunch? |
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[Jul. 16th, 2009|06:54 am] |
AGH where's the summer going? Why is it moving so quickly?? |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|10:20 pm] |
Hm, I wonder why I'm all dressed up like I'm going on a date or something...
Perhaps my wonderful Swedish counterpart might have a suggestion as to what I could do all dressed up like this. |
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